Sunday, November 27, 2005

"Finale"

"Finale"

Greetings faithful reader(s),

I apologize for the late and lagging update. My router died a few days ago and i had to head all the way to Low Yat @ KL just to get a replacement. bah...well i'm finally back online, and it's time for an update :)

Things to do after SAM exam.



  • Jam wt Band K3 - 23rd November 2005
  • SAM Corroborree - 23rd November 2005
  • Chor Yeow's BBQ Party - 24th November 2005
  • Send John Off - 25th November 2005

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Band K3 - 23rd Novermber 2005

It was in the late morning when Joe called me and said he wanna jam in the afternoon around 2.00pm. Being bored and lonely at home, like i usually am, i agreed lor. Called the Bassist and Patrick. Both agreed. Full band was summoned. Finally!! So i head to Subang picked John up, and then met Joe at Taylor's.

Me hungry, as usual...so Joe brought us to this coffee shop where they served good beef noodles. hmm.. yea, it tasted good. o_O

We then head over back to Taylor's and searched for a jamming place. We went to our usual place, it was CLOSED. Fine, so we went to one near Melur. It was CLOSED too, permanently.

In the end we went to this place nearby the WarNet kafe (also closed down; everything seems to be shutting down at the end of the year o_O). Finally got our long awaited chance to play some music.We played from around 3pm to 4.30pm. GG.

Jam w/ Band K3 - checked, GG.





SAM CORROBOREE 2005 - 23rd November 2005

Prom day came so fasT! it felt like i was just doing my ESL paper and then...it came, SAM Prom 2005. Time passes really, really fast.

After the jamming session i went home straight to get ready for the final gathering of SAM - The SAM Corroboree 2005.

It would be my second time there. I went there a year ago for last year's prom.

I went home, got ready, and head back to Taylor's. Yea, went up and down for the day o_O. But when i reached Taylor's i got something very unexpected that i've never anticipated due to all the rush...


A massive jam before Sunway Resort.

Traffic was moving super slow man, i nearly lost my cool. Hahz..but anyways i finally did make it to the venue.

Before this ChinLeong (proud owner of a Mitsubishi Evo8 and a Porsche 911 Carrera - WTFBBQ) already warned me about the oncoming jam and told me to called him and meet him at the lobby when i'm there.

I didn't o_O AHHAA....sorry ar. All the rush made me forget things.. eh..hehe...hehe.. :D

When i got there..i called John.

Me: John, where you ppl now?
John: We're all at the toilet.
Me: ............... wottt???
John: Yea, come meet us there.
Me: .......

Alright, that didn't sound right. Heck i still went to the toilet and look for them. and yea, they were ALL in there. John, Aaron, Billy, Jerry and Patrick were all adjusting their suit and so wtv...hahz U ALL LOOK HANDSOME DI LAARRR......haijor..Then not too soon Joe joined us at the bathroom -.-;

Finally when all is done, we headed for the ballroom. Had to register by the counter if you wanna head INTO the ballroom. That's why we're told to bring our ID cards..zZzZzZ

Even better was...Aaron successfully managed to smuggle Kirsty in!

SAM Corroboree - Only allows paying SAM ppl in.
Kirsty - A-Level's student.

So basically Kirsty can't get in unless she's prepared to fool the SAM lecturers to let her in.

Yep, she did it. A job well done to that :)

She manage to get it without even being suspected. GJ!

So, we got in. Went to our tables, sat down, and bla bla bla...
Talked, eat, took photos, ALOT of photos. Haha.. the first hour of the evening went on fine. After that everybody was just standing up, walking around doing their own stuff. There was even once where there was this violin duet performance, where everybody was still all standing doing their own stuff and then the emcee had to come up on stage and told everybody to sit down and respect the performers. AHAHA

Y'know wat, i didn't even knwo there was a violin duet performance o_O What was i doing ar? hmmm...

But i did notice the performance by our very own SAM lecturers! They had to perform an Indian song together w/ some Indian music as soon as the music starts. Whoa, the lecturer's were extremely sporting. They gave it all when they came upon the stage! That performance was really something. i was really awed by their enthusiasm to go on stage. hmm.. mebbe the teachers have their own..um...darker side? hmm......

After the dance there was a performance by S9 (Denny, Vincent and HengTeng) and a guitarist import from S5 (WheiJin). Their performance was one of the better ones. They played a song by Lifehouse.

From there on, i didn't really care what happened on the stage. The K3 ppl just did our own stuff, taking photos, eating, talking, totally ignoring whats going on up on the stage. Heck, i even dunno who was the prom King and Queen! Oh yea, prom Queen = Alison .ahah :)

Oh wait! i remembered the opening dance performance! it was by some girl by the name of Emily. Whoa, she can really sing man...i heard she went for some Malaysian Idol thingy. ahaha..after her performance everybody was invited into the dance floor to groove to the music. Well since i dun groove and move too well, i just went and sat at the table...PEI......zZzZz...oh yea, Joe pei-ed w/ me...zZzZzZzZz....
Well, time for the photos;
Enjoy :)


Wai Hou and I

K3 2005 @ SAM CORROBOREE












Above: Brother Joe and I
Bottom: Ying Zhen and I


The Guys of K3



Bottom: From left to right; Brothers John, Joe and I

Above: Siu Siu and I :)







Above: Kwee and I

Bottom: Brother Patrick and I (gaya sikit..)

Above: Pn.Nor and I

Bottom: Euric and I

Above: Chor Yeow and I
Bottom: Billy Ghee and I

I'll post more photos when i get them. Stupid camera; button came off when i took it out o_O. So i didn't take any photos. Had to use other ppl's camera. Aisey...wasted...

After the event at around 12.00am+, we wennt hunting for a place to drink. We tried Starbucks @ Pyramid. Closed. We tried Coffee Bean. Closed. We tried this, that, all closed. In the end, we went to this Hello Kafe which was surprisingly still open. The price even surprised us more.

Apple Juice/Soft Drinks/Beer = 8 FRIGGIN' BUCKS wah gg liaw my wallet..

but at that point whjere we were all yearning for a drink, i couldn't care less bout the price man. i was freaking thirsty.

There was also this band in the Hello Kafe performing. I guess it was weird for them to see a bunch of ppl walk into a kafe at that hour all dressed up in suits and gowns coz they started playing a song for uS! chinese songs..that is. they were like (in chinese) "let's play a song for those young ppl all dressed up over there". Haha... i don't even know the title of the songs, but yea, they were good. Oh yea i remember one! Qing Tian by Jay CHou! ahaha and one more..some song wt a nice tune to it...hmmm..

at around 1.00am + we headed home. Dropped some friends home........and that's that. end of the day.

Overall the SAM prom was one heck of an event. A sure night to remember. It was an experience. Something i wouldn't forget :)

SAM Corroboree - been there. done that. GG

  • Jam wt Band K3 - 23rd November 2005 - DONE
  • SAM Corroborree - 23rd November 2005 - DONE
  • Chor Yeow's BBQ Party - 24th November 2005 - Coming up
  • Send John Off - 25th November 2005 - Coming up

- tsencai.


Out.

:)

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

"DonE!"

It's over.
Done.
The End.
Free.
What now?
-.-;

Monday, November 21, 2005

"Accounts and the end of It"

"Accounts, the Final Count and the end of It"

Tomorrow, at exactly 1140 hours, the 22nd of November 2005, will be start of SSABSA's accounting paper and the end of It, SAM. The one year course will finally come to an end, at least for us accounting students; the rest are already done. o_O

Accounting Studies ain't my best and strongest subject either. It's my WEAKEST! i really suck at it. I can't do accountS! i'm not made for it!

Trial Balance. Balance Sheet. Monetary. Duality. Legal Entity. Statement of Financial Performance. Statement of Financial Position. Statement of Cash Flows. Profit and Loss Statement. General Journal. Bank Reconciliation. Depreciation. Perpetual Inventroy. FIFO. WTF@#*(&@#&@*(@&#(*@# THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME TO ME!!!

Walamak I CONFIRM GG EDI LIAW FOR THIS FRICKEN EXAM. Account's ain't a subject made for me. It has been proven so well over the year. Yea. Accounts GG liaw. Speaking of this "GG" ...

Most you readers might be thinking; "what is this GG?? Why is it used so often especially in games during chat or msging?"


Well, for a few laughs;

Obtained for GG site. Enjoy :)

"some may wonder wtf is gg can see all use gg here gg there wtf is that...gg got lotta meaning but here it is an acronym for "good game"for gg and also mg, we use gg for allota things eg:i swim, i see big wave coming, i look at it and say "shit gg loh"Sam sees his friend bring girlfriend to his ex's party so he says "that fucker gg edi lah"i walk alone in dark road if i lucky i see ghost but if i not lucky i is confirm GG.i noob driver i skid i everything goes blur but i see i heading for tree and since i no time say "so fucking gg loh 200kmph hit tree shit also fly out lah" i terpaksa shout and i go "GG!!!!!!!!!!!!"


:) since this widely used acronym is already understood by the time you're reading this sentence, i shall now try to imply the idea of GG into my current situation.


GG Accounts. Accounts GG. Which one?

Ok, there are two different meanings depending on where the GG is placed in the sentence. Mostly it is placed before or after a noun or a name.

GG Accounts: GG accountS! this is where i find the accounting exam so dead simple and easy i can do the exam with my eyes closed. Haha, this statement can only be used by the Accounting Gods of K3: Ghee and Jerry.
So basically, the accounts is GG-ed by the user of the statement.

Accounts GG: Accounts GG LIAWW! OMGWTF BBQ@(#&@*#&(#@## SHIT THIS IS WHERE I COME IN. I KNOW NUTS ABOUT THE EXAM AND I DUNNO WHAT I'M READING DURING THE EXAM SESSION SO I JUST SIMPLY CINCAI BOCAI WRITE/SCRIBBLE/CONTENG STUUFF ONTO THE WHITE THIN RECTANGULAR BASE YOU CALL A PAPER AND I JUST AIYA SCREW THIS I WANNA END ACCOUNTING PAPER SO I CAN JUST CHOU SINCE IM ALREADY GG-ED LIAW. Reversely, the accounts paper GG-ED the user of the statement instead of the other way round. GG INDEED.


so i hope you fully get the idea and concept of "GG". Let's make this versatile and useful initials in our everyday lives and spread the word of GG. So today, go to someone and say, "GG!!"

:)

Hahz, i can't barely wait. the anxiety is all over me. I can't wait for the paper to end. 1440 hours. I'm looking forward to that. At the same time, i think it's kinda sad.

Coz after the accounting paper,

i'll never get to sit in a classroom wt my fellow K3 classmates ever again.
No more sitting in D20.
No more studying together wt my K3 buddies.

haihz.. i think after the accounts paper i'll just take a walk over to D20 to have a final good look on that class.

Anyways, tmr will come very soon. 2.40pm will also come very soon. Not to mention Christmas eve :)

By the time we know it, we'll all be drunk w/ our long-awaited, well-deserved freedom.

and not to forget by the time we know it, we'll all be super-sien and bored with our long-term freedom. o_O




-tsencai.

Out.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

"Awan"

"Awan"

Hmm...i got this random thought bout the CGI animated film: Final Fantasy: Advent Children. Always ever wondereD? about Cloud's trademark weapon, his oversized sword?

Yea, it was different in the Advent Children movie. It was this new sword, which consists of 6 different swords where they get assembled into one big, (yes, again) oversized sword. So, i was wondering: how did all those swords fit in? Did he use all of those swordS? how was it exactly assembled from 6 into 1?

the answer:

http://www.ff7acmovie.com/articles/ff7ac_reviews_and_analyses/cloud's_6_piece_sword_in_ff7ac.html TARGET="_blank"


Amazing eh? the creativity of someone to come up wt such an innovative element in the movie..

enjoy the article :)







Saturday, November 19, 2005

"Hill on the Lid"

i got this pimple on the edge of my eyelid. Shit man its irritating me now my eyes pulak red edi -.-;

haihz one mroe paper left. And ain't a very good one either. Accounts.

Monetary. Duality. Balance Sheet. Reporting. Balance Day Adjustments. Legal Entity. Sole Trader. Proprietorship. Partnership. Trial Balance. Bank Recons. FIFO. WTF.

Crap...i've a problem w/ this subject. im just no good at it. sighs...

Pimple @ eyelid + accounts = @#*(&@#)@&#)&@

o well.....

life sucks..




















but that's where we see how we pick ourselves up, right? :)

"Aisey"

"Aisey"

Aisey man. Things aren't going so productively as planned..at least it was supposedly to. hahz..

Today;

- Woke up at 8.00am
- Left for college. Reached college at 8.30am.
- Had breakfast @ Melur.
- After breakfast head for library @ around 9.30.
- Revised accounts.
- didn't revise so well. aisey.
- can't get the accounting concept. asiey...
- don't friggin' understand it. aisey
- HELP. i need the GoAs. aisey...
- 11.00am, gotta leave for 1U.
- WhY?
- cause i got a movie to catch at 12.00pm @ GSC 1U. aisey...
- A movie?? Yes. Harry Potter : The Goblet of Fire. aisey...
- HERMIONE!!!!!! but wat the hell..she's 100K+ miles away from us. Aisey...
- So much for productivity. Aisey.
- O i saw Pn.Yap at GSC w/ her daughter. haha! Aisey......
- After movie went to look at prom clothes. Aisey.
- Saw nice shirt at Zara. but i got mine alraedy. aisey.
- Price RM199.90 aisey.
- Went makan @ Pizza Hut.
- After makan went home.
- In the end went home at 5.30pm. aisey....
- So much for productivity. Aisey man....
- Didn't study at all. aisey...
- Accounts ain't my strongest subject either. Aisey man....



AISEY LAAA. shit la. crap la. i'm so screwd for the a/c paper. so much for aiming for Monash and RMIT. Aisey...

Hahz. just hope AUSSIE ppl are intellectually challenged as well...

anyway, i stumbled upon this page...

How to Destroy Earth

This site contains relevant and logical methods that can actually have the potential to destroy earth ( WTFBBQ ???)..

Yeap yeap o_O. but most methods require long-term planing. So i suggest if you plan to destroy Earth, you start now =)

Anyway among all...
This is my favourite =) it gave me a laugh at the same time something to wonder about..hmmm.....


This happens to be a more less scientific method for planetary destruction.

Destroyed by God
You will need: God.
Method: Far be it from me to dictate whether God does or does not exist, but if he did, and was omnipotent, then no doubt he could destroy the Earth at a mere thought if he should decide to. Of course, the question arises of how we persuade him to do this.


One suggestion - should Judaic mythology turn out to be correct - is finding and killing one or more of the Lamed Vav Tzadikim, 36 righteous men whose role in life is to justify the purpose of mankind in the eyes of God. If even one of these is missing, it is said the world would come to an end. Practically speaking, it would probably be easier to wipe out humanity than to find one these individuals, who do not themselves know who they are.

Comments: It is of course entirely possible that the means God would choose to use to destroy the Earth would be a natural, non-miraculous event such as one of those listed above.


Earth's final resting place: potentially any form, anywhere.

hmmmm........

Thursday, November 17, 2005

"Time-Out"

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AHHHHHH :D :D :D










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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH :D :D :D :D











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AHHHHH :D :D :D :D AHHAHA










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GEGEGEGGEGE :D :D :D











hmmm... :D :D




AAHHAHAHAHA :D :D :D


Kwee needs a time-out.

Out.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

"A Nobody's Effort"

"A Nobody's Effort"

Today proves to be the end of IT paper. Damn that thing was friggin tough.

Algorithms. Post-tests. Pre-tests. Development Cycle. Analysis. Development. Design. Networking. Peer-to-peer. Client-server. Database. Management. SDLC. DBMS. HTTP. HTML. FTP. IP. WTF.

Well, the thing is over. Over it is, i will no more think about it :)


Anyways, something ran across my mind;

06something hours,

Me: Damn la, scared for IT paper. Nervous. I think Huan Miao gonna laugh the minute he lays his eyes on the paper. He so freaking smart...confirm A20 la..shit la..pressure pressure....summore he in same exam hall as me :S :S o_O

Kwee: Hahz...it's not that la. It's not whether somebody is smart la. Huan Miao studies alot, works alot..he puts in alot of work. It's all about the effort... (At the same time everybody at the table and stares at him) -.-;

Me: yealor..


Later @ around 1600 hours:

Us group of friends were in 1u at that time, and was about to go home...anyways..as i was on the way home, i met Joe and his gf ShuWen. So...

Me: Hey, ShuWen ar..this Friday right..you and ur friends coming to 1u?

Shu Wen: You mean ************************ (sry..personal stuff :P ) If you really want ***** (personal stuff), i won't tell you. You find out yourself. (I recalled it something like that. The statement might be inaccurate, but it meant something like that..haha).

Me: hehehe...i see..will do :)



I'm beginning to feel that it's no wonder things never have a happy ending for me. I don't put enough effort. I'm more of a passive person. More of a defensive type. I do not really work on things i do.

Sometimes, things just don't go my way. Yea, i know..things are NOT meant to go the way as we planned it. However, it CAN be done. Things can be changed. Just that the effort must be present.

That's something i really lack.

I'm always broken.

Stuck.

Getting nowhere.

Alone.










-tsencai.

Out.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

"GG Econs"

"GG - NO RE"

Econs.
15th November.
Tuesday.
0700 hours.
Start.
MCQ.
Choose.
Structures.
Economic Growth.
GDP.
Employment Rates.
Price Stability.
Inflation.
External Balance.
External Imbalance.
Reserve Bank of Australia.
Fiscal Policy.
Contractionary.
Expansionary.
Monetary Policy.
Protection.
Tariffs.
Quotas.
Subsidies.
Whatever.
Essay.
Lack of sufficient time.
Rushed.
I wrote what i thought.
No time for thinking.
Racing against time.
1010 hours.
Time's up.

GG.

Tmr.
Same time.
Different place.
D17-D19.
Information Technology.
Under regulations of SSABSA.



GL HF.

-tsencai.


Out.

Monday, November 14, 2005

"Cry"

"Cry"

Greetings reader(s),

Tmr morning, Tuesday, 15th November 2005, at 0700 hours, coincides wt the start of SSABSA's econs paper.

i'm freaking nervous now..i've already halted my study efforts at this hour while i type this entry. Gonaa sleep soon.

Sigh, wish me luck. I'm nervous. Scared. Afraid. Intimidated by the fact that other ppl might still be studying now, while i'm blogging. Intimidated by the fact while i go to bed early ppl might still be studying.

Haihz..all the best to everyone out there taking this paper.

Wish me luck. I'll need all i can get.

Now, if you're still reading...

Pls refer to the sidebar, and look under 'Ease the Ears' section. The select "City Harvest - Cry" and click on 'Play' :)






Amen.

Are you ready to learn a new song this afternoon? (Hallelujah)

Lift your hands towards heaven.

Hallelujah, this is welcome to the presece of God here in this place.

Jesus, we honour you.
Oh we honour you, Lord.

We come to honour, you Lord.

Lost in you alone,
is where i want to be,
to hear your voice.

Softly in your ears,
you whisper words to me,
that i am yours.

Can't live a day,
without your presence,
closer to you i wanna be,

My soul cries out,
for more of you my Lord.
My portion and all.

I close my eyes and feel you near

There's nobody else,
that can take your place in my heart.
sing from the beginning, Lost in you alone...




haihz... :)




-tsencai.


Out.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

"Calamity starts Profanity"

"Calamity starts Profanity"


Yea, the title suggests it all. Something got me really frustrated.

FRIEKIN FRUSTRATED.





Annoyed.
Irritated.
Aggravated.
Vexed.
Harried.

It troubled me persistently without fail.
I was aroused to anger and impatience.

It played an important role in my or OUR everyday lives.
A simple device that involves a medium...


a channel.

a receiver.

My internet connection really SUCKS today.


It's so friggin' slow and laggy i can't even load a simple page. My downloads were like taking forever. and.........

I CAN'T EVEN PLAY A FULL GAME OF DOTA ONLINE.

ARGHH.....
it's so freaking laggy. i'm always halfway hanging through the game. Annoying and frustrating, i even forced myself to quit halfway. No point playing..always lag here lag theres command delays..hmph..

hahz..i played 3 games today..and all 3 i got disconnected...frick..

TMnet...Malaysian products...it figures...sighs..

Well i'm off to bed soon. hopefully the connection will be better tomorow (Oh wait.....today;s a Sunday....blek..o_O)



-tsencai.

Out.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

"Walk. Run. Fly."

"Walk. Run. Fly."

w00t...finally got my blog a well-deserved facelift! haha..the default ones at blogspot.com just won't do.

11th November 2005, Friday -
Anyways, today wasn't a very productive day. Haihz..woke up at 8.00am, got ready and left for college. Before heading for the library, i rendevous wt John @ his hse so that can cari makan. ahaha..the usual basis. Every morning wake up, go college, before library go search for breakfast. haha..

Well, it's the only way i can spend time wt my college mates before they leave for God knows where :(

Only 2 weeks left of occupancy for the outstation ppl in KL. After that..they ciao.. for good. Unfortunate it is, there's a good chance i might not get to see these people ever again. Sigh...

Our final class gathering - BBQ party @ Chor Yeow's hse.

Hmm..it's gonna be a sad night...

anyway..today there was this Planet Shakers performance at night. Didn't go for it.

Exam season + mother = home = prison

ahaha Joe told me that he and John got me one of them Planet Shaker's t-shirt. w000h000 (?)

ahaha at least i got something :P thanks Joe & John!
I owe you guys!!


it's 1.20am..gotta get some shut eye..


-tsencai.

Out.


Thursday, November 10, 2005

"GG Maths"

Greetings reader(s),

Phew, maths paper GG-ed liaw. Was a GG indeed man...i never felt so confident on my Maths paper before. Haha..

"GG MATHS"






6.45am - I walked into exam venue - Gallery-C

7.00am-7.10am - I had this bad stomache i beitahan man. I told one of the invigilators to excuse me.. WAH..i asked one of em', the HE has to go ask the other invigilator..then they both discussing whether to excuse me anot!!

HARLOOW?!!?!? IM ON THE VERGE OF LAO SAI. I CAN LAO SAI ANYTIME MAN. EACH TIME I FART MY ASS HURTS MAN. C'MON LA!! THIS KIND OF THINGS NEED TO DISCUSS MEH?

The lady even asked me, "Yes, is there a problem?".

YES I HAVE A PROBLEM. IF U DO NOT LET ME USE THE BATHROOM, I WILL LITERALLY LAY WASTE ON THE EXAM HALL. I WILL NOT HESITATE TO RELEASE MY FLOOD GATES

Haijor...

Anyways, in the end they allowed me to use the bathroom. I shitted..so bad...my ass hurts....damn.

7.10am-7.15am - Got back from shitting, was 5 minutes late. But what the heck, it's like i can do EVERY question on the booklet.

Around 7.40am - Hell. My stomache gg-ed again. the pain is back, and i was in desperate need to use the bathroom again. Wah..lao sai...i bombed the toilet man. HAHAHA...i stayed in the toilet for at least another 10 minutes. The poor invigilator was forced to wait while i waste :)

10.15am - Whoo..relief! Maths paper is GG-ed! went makan then DotA wt classmates. After that went DotA again wt MG @ Netmaster. then i discovered the official MG site! WALAO...friggin' hilarious. Bunch of jokers.. hahaha...

Get to know MG whereabouts @ WtfMg

Oh, i just remembered something...i'm nominated to post some quiz..

John nominated me for some quiz (?). Oh well...since he insists...


"Here's the game. Introduce 10 quirks or idiosyncrasies of yours on your blog, following which you are free to pick five more people to do the same thing."

  1. I do not enjoy home-cooked meals. At least my maid's cooking.
  2. I do not support Proton/Perodua products.
  3. I think people who modify their Proton/Perodua products are morons.
  4. I think people who love speeding are morons. Especially people my age. They don't realise the danger of speeding. Just a friendly reminder that WE ARE NOT SKILLFULL DRIVERS. THE "P" STICKER ON UR CAR SAYS SO. DRIVE SAFELY. Morons.
  5. I'm literally jailed in my own house under the command of a tyrannic mother.
  6. The worst person to sit next to me when i drive is my MOTHER. Each time i drive she will nag non-stop and find the slightest flaw in my driving so that she can get at me. The same goes for my sister. I remember the first time my sis drove. I was in the back seat while my mom sat next to her. WAlaneh..my mom nag so much she make my sis nervous only. MOMMY JUST SHUT AND LET JIE JIE DRIVE OR ELSE SHE GONNA CRASH AND PLS DO NOT FORGET THE FACT THAT WE ARE SITTING IN A PERODUA TIN CAN AND THE SLIGHTEST COLLISION WILL END US UP IN BODY BAGS.
  7. I hate 5.84c loyalists. These breed of DotA players never change or adapt to anything. Never Change/ Adapt = NOOBS.
  8. I'm not good at social stuff.
  9. I call myself an Everybody's Nobody, because sometimes (or most of the time) i feel very left out among my group of friends.
  10. I've a strong passion for Christian music :)


"Pick five more people to do this"

  1. Kirsty
  2. Chee Hong (Patrick)
  3. Joe Hock
  4. Lynee
  5. Sher Vin

Haha..i just took the names from my links.

-tsencai.

Out.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

"Morning and an Evening Ranting - Walking by Faith"

Quick update!

I'm in the library now, typing this entry. Joe is sitting next to me, visiting his friend's blog which he doesn't think the Taylor's com servers allow access because the site apparently contain alot of vulgarity o_O. but he did manage to get in haha...

gonna go get breakfast soon. chee cheong fun from the wet market just won't do.


Further Update - 4.05pm

Ok, my calculator just died on me and tomorrow's my maths final exam. So help me. I'm f**king screwed. and to think that for the first time i'm pretty confident for this particular maths exam. Now my calculator screwd up. That's it. I'm finished. I guess somebody up there doesn't really favor me.


Update: 2025 Hours

Finally got a replacement calculator, what a relief! Hahz. i'm ever thankful and grateful to KenSeong, SooGuan, and John for helping me find one :) We got the calculator from a so-called "hot-teacher" o_O who happens to be S9's specialist maths teacher. haha..jokers.

I'm off to bed soon. Tomorrow's Maths paper is at 7.00am. Aikz...

Sigh, talk about taking a walk on faith. o_O



-tsencai.

Out.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

"New stuff. Good stuff. Enjoy :)"

Greetings, reader(s).

Haha i finally got this stand-alone version of a song that i've always been looking for. now i've got it, finally. Many thanx to a special horizontally-challenged old friend of mine :) If you (the horizontally-challenged old friend) happen to read this, thank you :)


Haha...the song is In Christ Alone by Stuart Townend.
It's a very beautifully written song and I suggest you have a hear at it. I manage to upload here, so just select the song and patiently wait for it to download till completion :)

The other version, which can only be heard by going through a link (very mar fan) is sang differently, but nevertheless written by the same person; Stuart Townend. Still very nice :) and meaningful.

The link (if you're too lazy to scroll down to see the links o_O)

Worshipping Together: A Soldier's Inspiration

Yes. Worshipping together; through a soldier's inspiration.

The true uplifting story of an American soldier stationed in Iraq who daily finds spiritual hope in the modern anthem "In Christ Alone".

I'd write the summary of the full story behind the song, but i think it be better of it be read fully :)

Here's the link

The Song Story: "In Christ Alone"

Enjoy :)

It's late now. Gotta get to bed.

Cheers :)

Monday, November 07, 2005

"30 Minutes"

Today - 7/11/2005.

7/11/2005, 11.30am - ESL Studies Finals

Haha, and i'm only half an hour away from it. And i'm blogging...zZzZz...

Kwee is on my right, John on my left, and Chee Hong (Patrick) is on John's left -.-;

Hahz..release tension abit, express myself a lil' bit just before the first paper of the finals.

Well i'm off soon to wage war with SSABSA.

Wish my luck. I'll need all the luck i can get.









-tsencai

Out.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

"BMW, Mercedes? ZzZzZz"

FORGET BMW AND MERCEDES.

LEXUS IS IN!!!

These overlooked cars are the BOMB la! Forget European/German cars! Support the pinnacle of Japanese automobile technology! haha

o_O

This is the Lexus GS 2006 model.
It's performance rivals those of a BMW 5 Series.
It's exterior beauty rivals those of a BMW 6 Series.
What-a-dilly??
EVEN A FREAKING 6 SERIES??
Performance of 5 series + beauty of 6 series = ONE F**KING GORGEOUS CAR!!
You gotta see it for yourself.

If your mama/papa thinking of getting a car with a budget of 400,000-500,000 bux, this is the car! Forget Beemers and Mercs!



Sporty, classy, luxury. Damn.
I want one of these ..... o_O


Ok maybe it looks kind of plain in here, but you should see it in real. O_o






Woohoo...lookie at them curves :P





The interior.





WHOA! impressive meters.

BMW interiors = B O R I N G


Whoopie-doo..it even has kiosk-like computer...LEXUS FTW...





So you say, GS still too expensive? A budget between 200,000-300,000 bux? No problem! :)



This is the Lexus IS 2006 model.

Performance rivals of the BMW 3 series.

Looks, well, also rivals of the BMW 3 series.
But I prefer THIS!

3 Series = boring.......







tiong tiong...

















The interior.





w00t...navigation system.

Oh yea, it's based on the dvd..
that means, yes, it has a dvd player too.


W000tiieee......lookie at those meters.
Technology never cease to amaze me :P




If you're parents are feeling generous about buying a car for you, go for the IS! Impress somebody with something differenT! this car is as good or even better than the 3 Series/C-Class!

Daddy/Mummy wants a car for him/herself and is feeling generous? get the GS! it's friggin' impressive and beautiful!


-tsencai.

Out.

Cheers :)

Saturday, November 05, 2005

"Ghee at 5-Eighty-Two"

Today Joe and I decided to pay GheeJune (God of Accounts) a visit in the hospital. Ghee has been admitted into SJMC (Subang Jaya Medical Centre) with diagnosed for appendicitis (An inflammation of the appendix. Patients with appendicitis often present with pain in the right lower abdomen. Pain may be vague at first. Treatment is involves the removal of the appendix by a surgeon.)

It seems like his stomache problem finally gave in. Back then during the college days Ghee would normally complain about his stomache not feeling so good or comfortable or even suffer gastric-like stomache pain.

Oh well, as i was saying, Joe and I decided to pay the God of Accounts a visit in the hospital. It was a Saturday evening, and Saturday evenings normally means Saturday evening church service :)

So, Joe suggested after the visit, we pay another visit.....but to his churcH! haha i finally got the chance to go to Joe's church. Anyways, as we were planning to visit Ghee, we decided to get John to come along with us, coz we always pity the poor Singaporean fella who has nothing to do at home. haha...ended up we also got Shearen to tag along.

So we headed for SJMC. Joe got Ghee a card and some Famous Amos' cookies as a gift to the God of Accounts. We shared the cost of the card + cookies. zZzZzZ...18bux altogether..making it 4.50 each...Haha.

Joe said Ghee was in the 5th floor, room 582. So we headed there. Duh.


So we walk, walk, walk and walk.......and ...



Room 582!

We enter room five-eighty-two...and...




Ghee! Damn he doesn't look so healthy.

Damn. Ghee looked small and sickly man. He doesn't look so healthy either. And it seems like he lost some weight too. He looked extra skinny summore. Anyways..on with the diagnosis.......

According to Ghee, as mentioned, his stomache problem finally gave in. It blew up, literally. Apparently his appendix (A hollow, worm-shaped structure that attaches to the first section of the large intestine (cecum). Its function is unknown.) really, literally...and i mean it...blew up. and he managed to hold it in for quite some time (?). Wow..strong little fella. Actually im not very sure what caused it either.....i mean.....

he doesn't jump around like a monkey after he's eaten. Or run around like a restless kid after makan. Right?

In conclusion, Ghee will be staying in SJMC for quite awhile. He won't be sitting for his ESL finals paper on Monday. What a waste. For someone so smart like him, he's not able to take his paper. zZzZ..but worry not, Ghee said the ppl at SSABSA/SAM board lecturers will give him some moderation marks or something based off his internal marks and overall stuff.

At least he won't be missing ACCOUNTS. HAHA...Ms. Susan Ong will be so so so so so dissapointed!! HAHA...he'll be back on his feet by Maths paper. Somebody pls inform Ms. Susan Ong about his condition. HAHA....

Oh yea...

Ghee's tag on his left wrist. Can you see his name?


The culprit.

After the visit, we left for Joe's church @ DUMC. Had to drop Shearen off home first.

No wonder Joe and John loved going to their churches. It's so lively! They got nice music and the band. Whoa..nice man! and the church i go to... um...just simple piano + choir? Haiyo i dare not say anything la..

Maybe it's a different type of Christianity? Y'know..like Catholics, Methodists...etc etc....i durno all these stuff. I'll leave it for Joe/John/Patrick to explain to me next time. ZzZz...

After the evenig church service we head for Murni @ SS2.

IT WAS CLOSED! haiyo! wasted man..John and I craved for mamak food @ Murni so much. So, Joe suggested Williams @ Mayang. John has never tried Williams before, so what the heck....

CLOSED ALSO!! Haiyo....i forgot still got the Hari Raya break man. Wasted..so in the end, in the midst of finding fine mamak food, we ended up eating in some coffee shop near Williams - "Kai Fatt" HAHA...

After dinner = headed straight for home.

Showered, did abit of Maths, now i'm here.

-tsencai-

Out.

"Astronaut, Cosmonaut, Canonaut? (Can or Not)"

Time for some economics.

Fact of the day: Do you know that Malaysian cars happen to be the most expensive in the world?

Well know you do.

Imagine this:

American ppl pay US 1.50 for a cup of coffee. For example...

Us Malaysian also pay RM 1.50 for a cup of coffee.

This shows that regardless the exchange rate of cash, our cost of living is around or at least roughly the same. Our standard of living are of equal.


NOW, picture this...

In US, BMW's are sold for just at least US 30,000 - 50,000.

In Malaysia, BMW's are sold for RM 300,000 - 500,000.


Holy geez, thats like 1000% different. Now, now, don't tell me about the exchange rates and all. Wait, even if it is, it's still kinda dirt cheap right?

US 30,000-50,000 x 4 (actually 3.XX rounded up to 4)
= RM 120,000-200,000

Wow, it's still kinda affordable at our standards.
Now, now..remember the first statement?

American ppl pay US 1.50 for a cup of coffee. For example...

Us Malaysian also pay RM 1.50 for a cup of coffee.


Ignoring the exchange rate and comparing our standard of living, i hope you see why cars are outrageously expensive in Malaysia.

Do you know why?






Proton. Perodua.

Malaysian made cars can't compete with German/Japanese automobile engineering technology.

Well, duh!

So in order to give in some form of competition, Malaysian government have decided.....to increase tariffs (tax on imports) like MAD. That's why you see 6-7 digit number price tags on BMW's or wtv German cars u see in the Malaysian market.

Tariff protection? Hmm....

Tariff protections are normally implemented to give infant industries a fair shot at the cruel real world of economy.

BUT 25 YEARS??

MORONS.

25 years of continued govt. protection. Now that's kinda long man. About time these ppl grew up.

Notice something?

How the generation of Proton/Perodua cars match up?

Especially the Proton Saga/Wira SERIES??

Man, they even have several version of those crappy tin cans.
As each new car gets into the market, their differences are minor, not really much of a change.

That's why Proton/Perodua suck.

Proton was found in the 1980's, and was suppose to symbolise Malaysia's rapid industrialisation and aspirations to first-world status. Dr. Mahathir back then had such high hopes for Proton.

Guess what. Hatinya and idamannya berkecai. Rupa-rupanya Proton akhirnya SUCK sekali. Adui...

Reacting to this, even several board members of Proton decided to threaten to resign. People gave up, but Dr.Mahathir didn't gave in.

In so, Dr.Mahathir protected his baby industry (Proton is allowed to be called an infant industry at that time of the year) with import duties of 30-400%. Wow. This definitely had to keep Proton alive. Well, it did. At least alive. But NOT competitive. The huge imposed tariffs allowed Proton to survive in the long run. But during the long term, Proton did not very well improve. Did not innovate. Did not get creative.

I am of the persuasion that competition is good for all companies. My base reference is in watching babies grow. Beyond infant industry protection status, which should have ended 25 years ago, Proton should have been exposed to competition on an increasing scale.

Today, I believe that such an environment would have yielded a class company capable of global sales. Look at the Koreans, whose own auto industry started in earnest 10 years after Proton. Now, the production is on such a scale that the cost per car is so low that when sold to other countries, they cry "Foul! The Koreans must be dumping! Call the WTO!"

Lamers.

In addition to Malaysians staying under protection mad tariffs, these even more have the multiplier effect on Malaysian car dealers attitude.

Malaysian car dealers are never afraid of losing their customers.

Why?

The price of Proton is far cheaper than foreign cars. For that we do not have choice if we don't have money to afford German technology.

And the fact that the government is spoon feeding too much on local car makers. Giving taxes lots of names just to make Proton cheaper.

Then Proton will never think of Quality, so as Customer Service Quality, cos they are the big winner on the price. They will never grow and compete with the foreigners. They will always SUCK if this continues.

They have guaranteed markets locally with the helps of "EXCISE" from the government. They are the big winners locally. And also big loser globally. They don't understand what globalization is.

Proton talk big - overpromise and underdeliver.

Hopes that this little story from a little citizen of Malaysia, goes out as an advise to the public. If you have enough money, don't buy local made cars.

Drive them out. It's good for the country's name. We are better off increasing our country's GDP by producing Milo tin cans and Maggi Mee's.

Imagine Malaysia without Proton/Perodua. There would be no use of imposing tariffs.

As you see Proton Saga's/Wira's, you see Vios/Civic/City's.
As you see Vios/Civic/City's now, you'll see BMW/Mercedes/Lexus.
As often as you see BMW/Mercedes/Lexus, you'll see Bentley/Rolls Royce/Maybach.

Yes, our country could be filled with all these nice cars.


Russia - Cosmonaut
America - Astronaut
Malaysia - CANONAUT (Can or Not)



-tsencai-

Out.

Friday, November 04, 2005

"You're a F**king Moron...on DotA!"

Greetings, reader(s).

Today, i will talk about .......




M O R O N S @ D O T A
Yes, these people are no moronic than any Malaysian drivers on the road........
THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE MALAYSIAN DOTA PLAYERS.

MORE MORONS.
TOO BAD GOD CAN'T END THEIR LIVES THROUGH EXCESS COMPUTER GAMES.
Soo.....we gotta just live with em', or try our best to increase moronic awareness. o_O
Anyway, let's get started....
ISSUE 1 - 5.84c VS 6.XX
Alright morons. What will it take you f**king morons to play SOMETHING NEW?!?!?!
Me: hey let's try 6.XX
Somebody: no, play 5.84. 6.XX IMBALANCED
Me: ...........
Moron. You f**king moron.
Ok. Fine.
Tell me, what's so imbalanced about 6.XX rather than 5.84c.
Player: Enigma, and i duno the items wor...so many new items and heroes....
Me:.....
AGAIN. YOU'RE STUPIDITY AND CAPABILITEIS TO SHOW HOW F**KING MORONIC YOU ARE SOMEHOW SEND ME LOST FOR WORDS.
YOU STUPID F**K.
GET USED TO IT.

ADAPT TO IT.

THIS IS THE WHOLE FUCKING PROBLEM.

US FUCKING MORONS @ MALAYSIA............
WILL NEVER CHANGE.
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US F**KING MORONS AT MALAYSIA DON'T LIKE TO CHANGE.
US F**KING MORONS AT MALAYSIA DON'T LIKE TO ADAPT TO NEW CHANGES.
US F**KING MORONS AT MALAYSIA ESPECIALLY........
DON'T LIKE TO DO STUFF THAT WE SUCK AT.
COZ US F**KING MORONS DON'T LEARN AND NEVER WILL.

YOU SEE? ALL THESE MORONIC BEHAVIOUR EVEN LINKS UP WITH ACCIDENTS.

WE NEVER LEAARN.

WE NEVER CHANGE.

OUR ATTITUDE NEVER CHANGE.
I knwo alot of 5.84c loyalists out there, playing 5.84c the whole fucking time each time they get the fucking chacne to play DotA.
I ask, "Let's try playing 6.XX".
They say, "NO.I DUNNO HOW TO PLAY AND ITS IMBALANCE"
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP U STUPID FUCK.
FUCKING MORON.
LEARN.

ADAPT.
IT'S MORE BALANCE OK.
AT LEAST BETTER THAN 5.84C.
I HAVE ALOT OF REASONS BEHIND THAT.
MANTA STYLE

HEARD OF THAT ITEM?
IF YOU HAVEN'T,. YOU FUCKING MORON. (this applies only for DotA players)
UR NOW LIMITED TO 3 IMAGES PER CAST. NOT 8+ FUCKING UGLY CLONES OF URSELF.
NO MORE ABUSES WITH MEDUSA AND TERROBLADE.

BUT THEY SAY:
OH, THAT'S A NERF. SO UR WUSSYING ABOUT THE MANTA STYLE IMBA? JUST LIVE WITH IT!
I SAY:
SHUT THE FUCK UP U MORON. THE MANTA STYLE IN VERSION 6.XX IS BETTER THAN EVER. MORE CONSISTENT AND MORE DAEDLIER IF U KNOW HOW TO USE IT RIGHT.
BUT I GUESS UR JUST ONE OF EM FUCKING MORON 5.84C LOYALISTS THAT JUST NEVER LEARN.
FUCK U.
LEARN.
ADAPT.

THEY SAY AGAIN:
OMG DAGGER NOW NEEDS 90 MANA TO CAST?? OMG...HEY Y U CHANGE? 5.84c NONIT MANA AT ALL? WHAT? U SCARED LOSE TO BIG FAT COW AND SNAKE (Centaur and Slardar) I KNOW LER, AT LEAST NOW NEEED MANA MEANS MORE CHANCE STANDING AGAINST THEM RIGHT? EHEHEH..>LOSER! NOOB!
I SAY:

REMOVE UR LOWER RIBS AND SUCK ON UR COCK U FUCKING MORON. IN 5.84C..DAGGER+STOMP IS FUCKING RIDCULOUSLY POWERFUL IF USED RIGHT UNDER THE HANDS OF A SKILLED PLAYER.
U SEE... I HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF EM.

AND BY SO, PPL @ DOTA-ALLSTARS.COM IS GIVING U FAIR SHOT AT PLAYERS LIKE ME.
THAT'S WH THEY NEED TO ADD THE FUCKING MANA COST SO THAT I CAN'T ABUSE IT SO MUCH.
FUCKING MORON.

LEARN.
AGAIN.

THEY SAY:
OMG ENIGMA AND MAGNUS = BLACK HOLE + POLARITY STOMP = IMBA IMBA! NO NO 5.84C!!!
I SAY:
ADAPT TO IT. NOTHING IS GODLY. THERE'S A COUNTER FOR EVERYTHING. YOU'RE JUST TOO FUCKING MORONIC AND NOT TO MENTION STUPID TO EVEN FIND OUT OR NOTICE. AS LONG UR SMART ENOUGH, YOU LEARN TO COUNTERACT THESE THINGS.

HOW BOUT A OVERPOWERED SVEN? NOBODY SEEMS TO BE TALKING BOUT THEM. I THINK AN OVERPOWERED SVEN > MAGNUS + ENIGMA COMBO. BUT U SEE, YOU CAN FIND A OVERPOWERED SVEN IN 5.84c, NOT ONLY AT 6.XX. THAT'S WHY U TAKE THE TMIE TO FIND COUNTERS FOR IT.

BUT NO. VERSION6XX. YOU FUCKING MORONS WUSS OUT AT THE NAME OF IT. FUCKING WUSSES.
FINE. IF YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID AND TO FUCKING LAZY TO FIGURE OUT A COUNTER FOR MAGNUS + ENIGMA, TODAY IS UR LUCKY DAY.
IM ABOUT TO LET YOU FUCKING MORONS BASK IN MY KNOWLEDGE.
IT'S COMMON SENSE. FUCKING MOROONS.

YOU FUCKING MORONS ARE ONLY MORONIC ENOUGH TO GROUP UP TOGETEHR AND GET SUCKED INTO OBLIVION BY THOSE 2 HEROES.

MORONS.
SPREAD OUT.
MOVE OUT.

STUN/DISABLE.
MOVE IN.

GG MAGNUS + ENIGMA.

END OF STORY.
MORON.

IT'S JUST ABOUT TAKING OPPORTUNITIES AND EVEN TAKING AWAY OPPORTUNITIES FROM THE OPPONENTS.
LEARN.
THEY SAY:
FACELESS VOID ULTIMATE CHANGED! FACELESS VOID NO MORE CARRION! ULTIMATE NOT GLOBAL STUN! ULTIMATE SMALL AREA = USELSS! NO NO! FACELESS VOID NOW GOT OMNISLASH-WANANBE ABILITY. CARRION BETTER! NO NO! 5.84C ALL THE WAY!!
I SAY:

OMG U FUCKING MORONS. I KNOW THAT THE FISHFACE HAS GONE THRU DRASTIC CHANGES THAT IS FRMO A TEAM HERO TO A SOLO HERO, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT HERO CANT OWN.
FUCKING MORONS.
GLOBAL STUN IS REMOVED. BUT WTF? U HAVE A 9 SECOND STUN DISABLE ABILITY IN A SMALL AREA. WAT THE FUCK?? U PUNY BRAINED FUCKNG MORONS DUN SEE THE POTENTIAL IN IT? HEROES FREEZE WITHIN THE AREA> AND 9 SECOND IS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO FUCK EVERY HERO WITHIN THE AREA.
MORON.
U CAN'T DO THAT WITH A 5 SECOND STUN. STUPID.
IF CAREFULLY USED, THE FISHFACE CAN MASSACRE AN ARMY OF HEROES.
WHAT ABOUT THE NEW ABILITY?
PREFER CARRION?
MORON.
LATE GAME THAT HERO OWNZ WITH THAT ABILITY. CHASING A HERO IS SO MUCH EASIER. BUT WAIT..
YOU SAY: CHASE HERO EASIER? HAHA U NOOB! LEARN TO CHASE HERO WITHOUT THAT ABILTIY LAR!! HAHAH NOOB! NOON!
I SAY: MORON!U FUCKING STUPID FUCK. I DO NOT NEED TO RELY ON CAPTAIN AMERICA'S FUCKING MASK TO CHASE HEROES> ONLY NOOBS USE MASK OF MADESS..I RELY ON OPPORTUNITIES.
THEY SAY:
MASK OF MADNESS IS NERFED. NOW I DUNNO WHAT TO BUY FOR MELEE HEROES. 6.XX SUX! NMO NO 5.84c~!
I SAY:
...................
MORONS. FOR ONCE I AM LOST FOR WORDS.


AGAIN.

ADAPT U MORON. FUCKING MORONS.
I DUNNNO ABOUT U 5.84c FUCKING MORNIC LOYALISTS, BUT I FOR ONE DO NOT NEED CAPTAIN AMERICA TO SURVIVE WITH A MLEE HERO.
IF I CAN. WHY CAN'T YOU
OH WAIT
COZ I >YOU
FEELING OFFENDED, U FUCKING MORON?

PROVE ME WRONG
NOW.. FUCKING 5.84c LOYALISTS OUT THERE.

I WANT YOU TO POST A COMMENT.
ANYTHING U DON'T LIKE ABOUT 6.XX,

JSUT POST IT.
ANYTHING YOU LIKE ABOUT 5.84C,
JSUT POST IT.
I'lL BE POSTING UPDATES OF THIS WITH YOUR REPLIES ON IT.
AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO CALL U A FUCKING MORON.
OUT.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

"95 in 144 Hours"

It's in the news. 95 dead in 6 days. That's 15 more today man.

When will these people ever learn?

U STILL WANNA DRIVE AT 120KPH!?!?!?

Morons.

God is doing His job well.



O btw, a "You're a F**king Moron!" post on morons @ DotA!

For those who ever wonder what DotA is, check it out here: -

DotA @ Wikipedia

Wikipedia just have about everything :)

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

"Oh, You F**king Moron!"

Greetings, Fellow Readers.

See the title above? that's what i exactly wanna talk about. F**King morons that happen to exist in this world. MALAYSIA to be exact. Malaysia is one place that happens to be FULL OF THEM.

Why am i so uptight about this issue?


Just reading today's newspapers really got me annoyed and mad at these stupid ppl w/ stupid attitude.
Record number of deaths during current Ops Sikap
Drive home safely: In the first five days of Ops Sikap IX which started last Thursday, 80 lives were lost in a total of 4,967 road accidents – the highest number of fatalities and mishaps since Ops Sikap was launched in 2001 for the balik kampung crowd.



Hmm?? More deaths?? More wasted lives?? Just because of a bunch of unwanted accidental car collisions?

Morons. F**king morons.

In just 5 days, 80 lives were claimed....in nearly FIVE F**KING THOUSAND ACCIDENTS?? WHAT THE FARK!?!?!? WATAFAK!?!?! holy geeze...really...morons. why?

All these accidents could be easily avoided. None of these would've happened. But it just has to happened. Why? Do YOU readers know whY?

Come...today is your lucky day..

I'll tell you why....



































Attitude. It's all about the attitude, people.

It's like they have this mind-set thing like I'm-a-better-driver-than-you or my-car-is-nicer-than-yours.

Do you know that, btw...Malaysian drivers happens to be the WORST drivers in the world.

Not because of driving skills. If you're looking for bad, bad REALLY bad driving skills, head over to Paris. -Thnx Kirsty for telling me that hahaha :)

But just because of attitude. F**king moronic attitude. Malaysian drivers. Morons...most of em.

I don't get it.

Do they really want to balik kampung that FAST??
Do they really want to balik kampung so BADLY??

AT THE COST OF THEIR FUCKING LIVES?

THESE...ARE FUCKING MORONS.

ALL THESE CAN BE AVOIDED.

ALL THESE DOES NOT NEED TO HAPPEN.

BUT NO.

US MALAYSIANS JUST LOVE TO FUCKING SPEED AND PUSH OUR FUCKING PROTONS/PERODUAS TO THE FUCKING EDGE.

US MALAYSIANS THINK WE'RE BETTER THAN EACH OTHER.

US MALAYSIANS THINK WE ARE BETTER DRIVERS THAN EACH OTHER.

US MALAYSIANS THINK WE HAVE BETTER CARS THAN EACH OTHER.


AT WHAT COST??

OUR LIVES!!?!?




M O R O N S

ALL FUCKING MORONS



Y'know what actually....

i think this is one of God's way of counter-acting overpopulation...

GOOD.

GOD HAS FINALLY ANSWERED MY PRAYERS.

GOD HAS GOTTEN RID OF CERTAIN F*CKING MORONS THAT HAPPEN TO BE ON THE ROADS.

GOOD.

EXCELLENT.

LESS F**KING MORONS ON THE ROAD.

YEAH MAN...

NOW HOW BOUT GOD MAKING THOSE OTHER PPL INVOLVED IN THE OTHER 4920 ACCIDENTS DEAD.

FINALLY. DEATH HAS COME TO CLAIM THE MORONS.

THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.

EARTH WILL BE CLEANSED OF F**KING MORONS.


I wish to believe that Death itself will come to claim more of these morons. These morons are an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency. F**king morons. Go to hell and have gay sex with Saddam.


Paradoxical, in the near future, US teens and youngsters will also turn into these F**KING MORONS.

WHY!??!?!

COZ US FUCKING MALAYSIANs LURVE MODIFYING OUR FUCKING CARS.

MODIFYING FUCKING PROTONS AND PERODUAS.

US FUCKING MALAYSIANS LOVE TO SEE SPOILERS ON THE BACK OF WIRAS AND SAGAS.

US FUCKING MALAYSIANS LOVE TO SEE KENARIS TRANSFORMED INTO AN OPTIMUS PRIME LOOK-ALIKE.

US MALAYSIANS LURVE SOUPING UP TAU-FOO SATRIAS TO BE MITSUBISHI EVO STANDARDS.

Y'KNOW WHAT..

DOING ALL THESE...........

IS JUST PLAIN FUCKING MORONIC.

YOU WANNA MODIFY A SATRIA THAT GOES AS FAST AS A 250HORSEPOWERED EVO??

WITH A BRAKING SYSTEM PRODUCT OF PROTON?

ARE U A FUCKNIG MORON?

YES YOU ARE, YOU FUCKING MORON.

YOU SEE,

LET'S SAY.......

YOUR CAR REACHES 240KPH

YOU SEE THIS CAR IN FRONT OF YOU, COMING IN CLOSE AT THE REAR...

YOU BRAKE...


BUT WAIT...


IM GOING AT 240KPH...

WITH A BRAKING SYSTEM OF A PRODUCT MADE OF PROTON/PERODUA???

YOU ARE SO FUCKED....

IF THAT CAR HAPPENS TO MEET IMPACT...

I WNANA SEE UR FUCKING REMAINS......

WHEN THE ENTIRE FUCKING STEERING WHEEL IMPALES YOUR CHEST WITH EXTREME PRECISION..

SEPARATING YOUR HEART FROM YOUR STINKING, DISGUSTING PIECE OF CANCEROUS MASS YOU CALLED A BODY...


DISMEMBERING YOU INTO COUNTLESS PIECES OF FRESH MINCES...

OH SO SWEET....

ANOTHER DEAD FUCKING MORON...

NOW IF ONLY DEATH CLAIMS ANOTHER ONE...

AND ANOTHER...

AND ANOTHER..

UNTIL ALL THE FUCKING MORONS IN THE WORLD, WILL COME TO SOME FUCKING SENSE...

THAT SPEEDING OR SOUPING UP PROTON/PERODUAS IS A MORONIC DECISION...

OH WAIT...


THEY SAY...

I UPGRADE MY BRAKING SYSTEMS!!

OH YES I HAVE JAPANSES BRAKING SYSTEMS...


YOU MORON...


GERMAN BRAKING SYSTEMS WON'T EVEN SAVE YOU FROM THE CLUTCHES OF DEATH ITSELF.

YOU PITY THIN FLIMSY WUSSY PUSSY BODYKIT OF YOUR PROTON/PERODUA WON'T KEEP YOU SAFE.

YOU SEE. I JUST FOUND OUT.

ME AND MY FUCKING SINGLE FIST CAN PUT A FUCKING DENT ON A FUCKING PROTON/PERODUA.

SO WHAT'S THAT TO A CAR COMING IN ON A STATIONERY OBJECT AT 100+KPH???

FUCKING MORON.

YOU ARE SCREWED AGAIN.

DIE.

BURN TOGETHER WITH YOUR PIECE OF SHIT YOU CALLED "YOUR HOBBY".

GOD NEEDS TO CLEANSE THESE LANDS OF FUCKING YOUNG MORONS BEFORE THEY TURN INTO FULLY MORONIC ADULTS.

NO NO NO. CAN'T ALLOW THAT CAN WE?

NO WAIT...

GOOD.

LET THEM MODIFY THEIR CHEAP SHITZ..

IT JUST LEADS THEM TO THEIR DEMISE...

YES...

EXCELENT.

PERFECT.

DIE FASTER....


OH YES DIE FASTER AND GRUESOMELY...

Ok..enough of the caps.

I mean honestly,

do you feel safe going at 100+kph on a PROTON/PERODUA product?

I don't.

Me going at 100kph on a Kelisa is just NUTS.

The doors are so freaking thin i can even make a dent on it.

No, not only me.

We all can.

It's so EASSY!

Just a punch, and whoops..huge dent..gegegege...

Stupid car.

Even worse, many people out there don't realise the danger..

they just keep on upgrading its performance.........

SPEED - check

BRAKES - check

SAFETY - um..fuck...

You see! THE MORE YOU INCREASE THE PERFORMANCE, THE MORE DANGEROUS IT BECOMES. A SATRIA'S BODYKIT IS NOT A SAFE THING TO DRIVE IN AT 200kph+.

Anything that comes in collision at 50kph from the driver's door seat will definitely send out a msg to Death to claim him/her.

It's just so easy to die in a Proton/Perodua product.

All these typing........

the posts...........

all the vulgarity..

do you see it??

DRIVE SAFELY YOU MORONS..

AND ALSO PLS DO NOT MODIIFY PROTON/PERODUAS...

IT JUST FUCKING HURT MY EYES...


HAVE YOU IN ANY TASTE??

ASSHOLES.

IF YOU WERE TO MODIFY A CAR PLS GET URSELF A MITSUBISHI OR A MAZDA AT LEAST

WHAT??

NO CASH??

WELL SAVE YOUR MONEY YOU MORON

IF NOT,

INSTEAD OF SPENDING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON UGLY SHITTY MODIFICATIONS,


I SUGGEST YOU GO BUY URSELF A SPECIAL NEEDS TRICYCLE WITH A FOURT WHEEL ATTACHED FOR EXTRA-ENSURED RETARD STABILITY AND PEDAL YOUR FUCKING MORONIC SELF DOWN THE ROAD.


AND STOP TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF.


MORONS CAN STILL BE SAVED.

DRIVE SAFELY.

BE COURTEOUS.

US "P" LICENSE DRIVERS ARE UNSKILLED AND LOUSY DRIVERS.

PLS ACCEPT THAT FACT.

WE ARE NOT SKILLFULL DRIVERS.

THE "P" STICKER ON YOUR UGLY PROTON/PERODUA SAYS SO.

AGAIN.

DRIVE SAFELY.

DON'T KILL YOURSELF.

IF YOU WANT TO, HOW BOUT DOWNING YOURSELF 20 PANADOL PILLS AND SEE WHITE SHIT COME OUT OF YOUR THROAT.

AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE YOUR UGLY CORPSE INTACT FOR MAGGGOTS TO LIVE IN.


FUCKING MORONS.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

PPL WHO LOVE FAST CARS

PPL WHO LOVE SPEEDING

MORONS.

THAT'S WHY YOUR PARENTS NVR BUY YOU A CAR.

WHAT? YOUR PARENTS ALLOW YOU TO BUY ONE AND MODIFY IT?

WHAT? IT'S A PROTON/PERODUA?

HAHAHA!!! MORON! YOUR PARENTS JUST WANTS YOU DEAD.

THEY NEED THE CASH FROM THE INSURANCE THEY RECEIVE WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.

OH MY......LIFE CAN BE OH SO CRUEL


STUPID.

Think carefully.......

cheers.