Wednesday, January 31, 2007

"Update!"

She’s alive! :)

Sorry for the delayed updates. I still have not gotten paintball photos from Patrick. ‘was suppose to bring them to me via a thumbdrive when we met up for a dota session @ blitz tho I’ve reminded him countless times. Haih. I knew he would’ve forgotten it.

This entry will just make due w/o the photos :)

A recap –

26th January 2006, Friday – the usual stuff for the normal Friday outing. Though initially it wasn’t suppose to be. Plans changed making it just like any ordinary Friday night. I returned home unusually early :S mom was surprised to see me home so early. Ha. Was disappointed. And still disappointed!

28th January 2006, Sunday – I attended the predeparture briefing of Melbourne uni. As what my sis said when she attended it last year, its just all basic stuff. All the do’s and do-not’s kind of stuff. Uni. orientation begins on the 15th of February – but I’m only leaving Malaysia on the 19th! :) guess I’m gonna miss some of the fun. Also, I hope that I’m not too late for registration :) haha. I’m late for everything.

18 more days till I leave. That’s less than 3 weeks time :(

I still have so much to do. So little time.




- take care and God bless, everyone.



- jay double-you's.

Friday, January 26, 2007

"Alone."

i shouldn't be here.

I only have 3 more weeks left before i fly off.

I'll be counting down my days.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

"Morning Glory."

Everyone seems to be talking about this new handy dandy thing -



i 'want' Phone.



It's Apple's latest shitz and they came up with a new handphone. Wow wee. Now everyone will want one just like the iPod. bah. Biggie deal.


Anyways,

Played paintball last Friday w/ Kwee, Patrick, ChorYeow, John and his Monash lackeys. Oh, ChorYeow brought a friend too. Will go into more detail next time when i get pictures from Patrick. (i didn't bring my camera cause someone took it from me :( )

Anyway, joke of the day;



Morning Wood

(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom):

Please don't feel bad. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him. Hell, we do that all the time. It's rare for us guys to ever hit what were aiming for. Sometimes I go into the washroom, start to pee, and then just start spinning around; just so I'll make sure I hit something.

You see, something you ladies should understand by now is that men's penises have a mind of their own. A guy can go into a bathroom stall because all the urinals are being used, take perfect aim at the toilet, and his penis will still manage to piss all over the roll of toilet paper, down his left pant leg, and onto his shoe. I'm telling 'ya those little buggers can't be trusted.

After being married 28 years my wife has me trained. I'm no longer allowed to pee like a man - standing up. I am required to sit down and pee. She has convinced me that this is a small price to pay. Otherwise if she had gone to the toilet one more time at night and either sat on a pee soaked toilet seat, or fell right into the toilet because I forgot to put the seat down, she was going to kill me in my sleep.

Now another thing us guys don't usually like to talk about, but because you and I have become such good friends and you think I'm a classy guy, I might as well be candid with you because it's a real problem, and you ladies need to be understanding. It's the dreaded "morning wood".

Most mornings us guys wake up with two things. A tremendous desire to pee, and a penis so hard you could cut diamonds with it. Well, no matter how hard you try, you can't get that thing to bend, and if it don't bend you can't aim, well hell, if you can't aim you have no choice but to piss all over the wallpaper and that damn fuzzy toilet seat cover you women insist on putting on the toilet.

And by the way, when you use those damn fuzzy toilet seat covers, the friggin' toilet seat won't stay up by itself. So that means we have to use one hand to hold up the toilet seat and the other hand to try to control ourselves for that perfect aim.

Now sometimes, when you're newly married, (and I know the guys in here will back me up on this) you think you can get the toilet seat with that damn fuzzy thing to stay up. You jam it back and compress that fuzzy thing until the seat stays there. OK, so you start to pee, but then that compressed fuzzy starts to decompress and without warning that damn toilet seat comes flying down and tries to whack off your weenie.

So us guys will not lift a toilet seat with a fuzzy, it's just not safe. I tried to delicately explain this morning situation to my wife. I told her . . . look, it won't bend. She said, "sit down like I told you to do all the rest of the time." OK. I tried sitting down on the toilet with "morning wood".

Well it's is very hard to get it bent under the toilet seat, and before I could manage it, I had pissed all over the bath towels hanging on the wall across the room. Now, even if you are sitting down and you can get it forced down under the toilet seat, when you start to pee the pee shoots out from the crack between the bottom of the toilet seat and the top of the bowl. You piss all over the back of your knees and it runs down the back of our legs on to that damn matching fuzzy horseshoe rug you keep putting on the floor in front of the toilet.

I have found the only effective maneuver to deal with this morning urinary dilemma is to assume the flying superman position laying over the toilet seat. This takes a great deal of practice, perfect balance, and split time precision but it's the only sure way to get all the pee in the bowl during the first morning pee.

So you ladies have to understand that us men are not totally to blame. We are sensitive to your concerns about hygiene and bathroom cleanliness, but there are times when things just get beyond our control.

It's not our fault, it's just Mother Nature.

Now, if it was Father Nature,... there wouldn't have been a problem!!!



Joke ends here.


Remember the little trivia from Dexter's Laboratory on my last post? Nvm. Don't click on the link. I'll just repost the "joke" :)



A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,

"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!".



Since you have been patient enough and have tuned in just for the answer, i present to you, my loyal readers, the interpretation of this ..."joke".

:)

Let's get started.

First, to liberate means to free. So, Liberate = Free. The point of this whole joke is to conclude that the hydroxyl ion is his wife. So, Hydroxyl ion = Wife.

Hydroxyls, which contain at least one hydroxide (-OH), are alcohols. Does it mean that the wife is drunk? :S

Secondly -

"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

Salicyclic acid is a plant hormone used as a medicine for acne. More importantly, it is carboxylic acid. An ester linkage is formed between a carboxyl and a hydroxyl, and in this case, salicylic acid and hydroxyl ions create aspirin, the pain reliever.

Thirdly -

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says...

The hydroxyl ion is negatively charged, so the wife must've had some alcohol.


Finally -

"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!".

Therefore, since salicylic acids = pain reliever and hydroxyl ions = wife = alcohol, it seems that the professor was only trying to give some aspirin to his wife, who has a hangover. The end :)


I still get the watafak smirk on my face. I'll try to get paintball pictures next week.




- take care and God bless.

- tsencai.


Wednesday, January 17, 2007

"The Losing Edge."

Its 4.05am, and I can’t sleep. I went to bed at around 3.30am, and I was tossing and turning in bed till then. I had a lot going through my mind.

Life can be unfair. Just like how a student can study so damn fucking hard just to obtain a creditable C while the other one just lazes and plays around and in the end wins w/ a HD by means like cheating or just being plain fucking intelligent.

There is supreme efficiency for the one who works less and wins in the long run. The one who works till his/her finger bleeds still lose in the end. No efficiency here.

So am I on the losing edge?

Excuse this entry cause I think I’m really writing nonsense right now.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

"Get This."

Sunday! Bah. Sundays are boring.

I'm sure for most of us, Sundays normally means "family day". This means normally no hanging out w/ friends and means staying at home and spend time w/ family. I'm not saying spending time w/ family is boring, its just that at least for me, if its a "family day", this means i'll be pretty much sit in front of my pc the whole day.

Well, how are Sundays for you? Haha. Damn random post. Super sien here. Actually i normally don't simply post stuff. Just that i enjoy typing on my new laptop or "lappie" as how Bee calls it :)

Anyhow...

I finally found myself a roommate. Namanya JaySen, my ex-VU coursemate. Thats Jay and Sen but everyone pronounce it as it was "Jason". Haha. Another random thing. But he's only staying w/ me for one semester. After that he''ll be moving out with his friend whom i don't know.

And what about me after that? I don't know? :/ i'll sort something out. As for now, internet sucks, and its raining cats and dogs at my place. And something came across my mind a few days ago, and now only i wanna syok sendiri post it.

Try and get this;


I'm sure most of you people have watched an episode of "Dexter's Laboratory" on Cartoon Network, or channel 62 on Astro. And i'm very sure most of you comes across a very weird, might be complex and contrived joke which goes like this;


A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,

"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!".


Most of you will have the watafak smirk on your face after listening to/reading this but wait till you find out about the interpretation behind this joke. Its kinda scary or maybe just a mere coincidence.

As for the moment, tune in to tsencai.blogspot.com for the answer :)



- take care, and God bless everyone.

- tsencai.

Friday, January 12, 2007

"Enter Aspire."

Say hello to my latest companion :)






Check contents if seal is broken.


What's inside?





Acer's Aspire!












I just got it yesterday (Thursday), and it works pretty well :)
About time anyway to update my system. My desktop was getting outdated.










Enter Aspire, my latest companion that will accompany me as i embark on my journey to Australia to further my studies. Sigh :(


O well, at least i can now play all the latest games and finally reunited w/ access to blueserver!


Oh, and connection still sucks.


Tmr gtg get my medical check up for my visa. Till then, take care and God bless everybody! :)




- jW's.


Sunday, January 07, 2007

"Roomie Needed."

Hi all.

I'm officially announcing that i will be heading to the University of Melbourne to further my studies this February. Frankly, i'm excited but sad/depressed/heartbroken that i'm going to leave alot behind when i leave :(

Nevertheless, life goes on and this' my career i'm talking about!

Now i just need a roomie :S


*UPDATED! Due to misunderstandings.

I already have booked an apartment at La Trobe House which is located in Melbourne city. For those who are familiar w/ the city (which i am clearly not), the apartment is just opposite Melbourne Central, whatever that is. Grocery shops and markets are conveniently nearby the apartment as in you just walk down from your rooms and voila the convenience stores are just next door.

The unit is on the 3rd floor of the building. It is a 2 bedroom unit so therefore i just need a roommate to share the cost. It is fully furnished with sofas, dining table, kitchen utilities, mattresses, but not too sure about air conditioners.

The rental is a flat rate of AUD780-800 a month PER PERSON. This includes electricity and water bills. For internet access, i'm not too sure about it. Must cari maklumat dari apartment administration.


Anyone interested? You can reach me by sending an email to tsen_cai@hotmail.com or just leave a message in the comment/chatterbox :)




- take care and God bless.


- tsencai.

Monday, January 01, 2007

"2007."

Today begins 2007.

Blessed New Year, everyone :)


Will update this post soon after.




UPDATE - 7/1/2007, 3:47AM


Happy New Year, everyone :)

How are the holidays coming for everyone? Good? Too short? Too long? Well, its been 3 months my brain has been idle. So i don't know how i'll be catch up when studies commence. Oh, and FYI, i've made my final decision, and i'm accepting my offer to Melbourne Uni.

This means i'm leaving for Aussie on the 19th February :( Thats just a month plus away. It'll come very soon :(

Anyway, recap on what happened last (week) Sunday:

New Year's eve was spent at KL.



Photo by Yan.

Day started off w/ me waking up in the noon, cleaned the house, and then next thing i knew i was on my way to Bee's place and i had to pick up Yan, one of Bee's high school friends from Sierramas.

Surprisingly, the path to KL wasn't very congested. It was slow moving though, but not as bad as i expected it to be.



Photo by Yan.



Bee and I.

We parked in Regent Hotel where parking was still...alot. We headed to Starhill to meet up more of Bee's high school friends. It was suppose to be a non-batang party but i was plan-less for New Year's eve so Bee was nice enough to allow me to tag along :)



I forgot where we took this picture.

After jalan-ing around for awhile, Kwee met up with us making it 4 non-batangs and 2 batangs. Yay. Awkward-ness reduced.




Kwee.

Kwee joined us for dinner at a restaurant which name i've forgotten but i believe it was Crystal Jade or something close to that.



After dinner we jalan-ed around as well the ladies were cam-whoring as usual. I have their cam-whoring pictures but didn't bother uploading them. Haha :P Maybe check out Bee's blog on her next update :) See, i'm promoting your blog :P



We walked.




Camwhored.




Posed.




Posed more. Photo by Bee btw.




Took photos of others. Look at Kwee!




Took more photos.






KL wasn't really as crowded we thought it would be. Most probably the crowd is all focused at the Curve.


I saw this tube thingy in the middle of nowhere and it caught myeye. I think Bee thinks i'm easily amused :S


Anyway soon we headed to the Regent Hotel to meet up w/ one of Bee's friend, Kim, who's staying in a residential suite w/ her family for the night to celebrate New Year's eve.


Photo by Yan.

The suite was darn posh and cozy i wanna stay in a residenial suite too :( I was abit sesat since i don't know most of the people there. Kim's father seems friendly though. And also generous :P


I forgot who said this : "I want to play mahjongg. Got bring mahjongg set ah?"
Kim's Dad : "Oh we didn't bring any mahjongg set. But if you want i can go buy one."

Me: o_O


The ladies.


The ladies. And Yan bullied by MunFoong. Notice the Pictionary game stuffs.


While waiting for the 12am mark we drank (i didn't cause jW won't let me) and played Pictionary to kill time.

And then the 12am mark...


Fireworks! Photo by yan.


Fireworks! Beautiful ones too. We saw the fireworks from the suite's balcony which was rather awesome. We were at the 15th floor so yea, it was amazing overlooking the fireworks from where we stand.




KL 2007. Photo by Yan.



Afterworks.

Yan takes nice photos, no? :) Anyway after the fireworks, we chilled for awhile more in the place, and then headed back home. It was more packed this time on the way home. Congested, but not really that crazy-jammed like last year. Actually, there wasn't any countdown in KL as in the "10, 9, 8 ...3, 2, 1, Happy..!" kind thing. O' well.

Everyone needs a poser picture after a post :)



Oh btw, i have been trying to update this post since the day after New Year's Eve but stupid connection makes everything homo. Gonna watch SAW II on dvd now. Heard it was good stuff.


Chows!






- Happy New Year, and God bless, everyone.


- tsencai.



Saturday, December 30, 2006

"Malaysian Drivers."

A very good reason to not drive a Proton/Perodua:

Paultan.org: Gory Car Crash

If you have a weak heart and can't stand blood, don't click on the link.



Btw,


What's everyone doing on new year's eve?



I'm plan-less :(



UPDATE :


3/1/2007 - Removed photos



From Paultan.org :

According to the sender, the car collided into a factory bus. The bus was slowing down while this car driving too fast and unable to stop. This happened in North – South Highway. They were all University students going back to university after their friend wedding on Sunday. Driver survives with minor injuries, his 2 other friends died instantly because of major head trauma.



Camera indicates the accident happened on 19th September 2005.


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Photo 8




This goes out to all Malaysian drivers who drive like they own a Ferrari/Lamborghini/Porsche.


Please la. Us young drivers aren't experienced drivers. We don't own a Ferrari/Lamborghini/Porsche and don't think we ever will till maybe our mid 50's. So please, let's all keep to the left/middle lane, shall we? :)





Thursday, December 28, 2006

damn fucking sakit hati.

i should stop friendster surfing.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

"Fuckin' Distasteful."



I don’t know what your issues really are.

You’re doing this for all the wrong reasons.

Your efforts to convince me disgusts me.

I thought I had a freedom of choice.

We made a deal from the start.

I did my bid and now you’ll do yours.

So what if you win.

You still lose.

Cause its not what I want.

Its what you wanted.

And it’s always about what you want.

I’ve already made my decision and that’s final.

Fuckin' distasteful.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

"Losing Out."

Is it so difficult?

That's not even suppose to be a question.



Joke for the day -


Future Dissapointment

Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this." With that she sat down red-faced.

Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."

"Correct," said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss Smythe, I have three things to say to you."

"One, you have not studied your lesson."

"Two, you have a dirty mind."

"And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."




- take care, and God bless.

- tsencai.

Monday, December 25, 2006

"Ole Faithful."

Another read from KennySia.com's archive if you have nothing much to do.


KennySia.com: Long Distance Love Triangle




- Merry Christmas, everyone.

- God bless.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

"My Major Setback."

I have a major setback. I'm sure most of my friends/family already know whats my inability but as everyone knows, i have alot of inabilities and i'm specifically talking about only one of them here.

Guessed it?



It's sad. I'm a chinese. And i can't speak chinese. I can't speak Cantonese. I can't speak Hokkien. I can't speak Mandarin. etc etc.


It's not funny. I don't know. Blame me for not continuing my mandarin classes - yes, i used to go for mandarin classes back at standard 1 till standard 3 and then somehow i discontinued learning mandarin. Now i can't remember a thing what i learn back then. Doesn't make much difference though.


Dated back to 1994. his is my end results during my year at standard 1.


So since then, i haven't made an effort to learn mandarin/cantonese. You can blame me for that too. So..now here i am, a 19 year old chinese who can't even speak a proper cantonese sentence (lets use cantonese because most of us speaks canto). However i do understand certain terms and words which are those simple basic ones.
I know this is one heck of a major setback for me, but that doesn't mean its a reason to make fun out of me.


I hate it when people talk about me, right in my face in cantonese. I don't understand a single shit and it makes me look damn stupid. Its even worse when its done within a group, thus my stupidity is multiplied. Good job.


I hate it when people talk to me in cantonese, asking me question/stupid questions that makes me look even more stupid. Its even worse when its done within a group, thus my stupidity is multiplied. Good job again.


It IS fun to make fun out of people. Everyone enjoys taking a little bit out of someone. But sometimes i just can't take it especially on this language barrier i have. This is making fun out of inability which is just about the same as making fun out of someone who is disabled, and that is not funny.


I feel so stupid now.



- take care, and God bless everyone.


- tsencai.

"Happy 19th."

24th December,







Happy Birthday, sayang :)
love,
- tsencai.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

"Bad Ending."

super sien. will post something up here soon.


UPDATE - 16th December 2006

I wrote quite alot of stuff and then suddenly IE starts jerking off and everything hangs and now i have to start all over :( This doesn't mean i've given up hope on IE and converting to Mozilla. No no no. I've faith in IE :)

Anyway,

I spent last nite at my parent's condo with a bunch of friends (for my safety's sake aights. Just in case *some ppl* do read my blog on a daily basis.You guys know who you are :] ) Watched Eragon in 1u before crashing into the condo.

The whole night was..quite chaotic in a way :) We decided to play masak masak in the middle of the night (or technically morning) with just a steamboat cooker (there was no gas stove so we had to improvise). What did we cook exactly?

We managed to successfully cook some burger pattys, sausages and even maggi. We attempted to cook fries, but plan failed. So they frozen leftover fries are still in the fridge in the condo, awaiting future tenants for consumption :) This time use a gas stove and a proper frying pan :) The food turned out great as expected and we managed to finish everything we cooked :)


Our hot dogs.


A burger patty.



Many burger pattys.



Results!



Maggi tomyam + curry in a steamboat cooker.


Yep, you saw it right. We didn't bring any proper utensils so we had to improvise :) We bought some plastic spoons from 7-eleven.

Besides eating we spent the night playing cards and drinking. On my part, i only did a little drinking :) I can't play chor tai di very well and either way everyone was putting their money in so if i participated i would've been broke at the end of the night :( I can't play chor tai di for nuts. I don't know how to manage my cards and i can get very blur :(

We only had malibu, some sparkling juice and beer cans for the night. I didn't touch the beers. Nor the sparkling juice.


Malibu, sparkling juice, and ketchup.




And...


Later. This is why we didn't have any sparkling juice :(.



All of us crashed at 4am+. Woke up at 12pm the next day, which is today :) Headed out for branch/brunch (however you spell it) at DU uptown. Oh, and guess what happened while we're out.

An agent came to visit the place while we were out. He rang the door bell several times before he came in to inspect the place himself. Apparently someone wanted to rent the place out and therefore an agent was sent to inspect/check the place out. My dad told me the agent told him that there was alot of stuff in the house :S No biggie. The agent left the place when he was done.

Nice timing?

Hmmm...

Oh, and careless me ter-scrapped the left passenger door of my faithful CRV. Don't ask how. My mom is using my next month's allowance to pay for the repairs of the damage. Sigh.


Anyway, joke of the day. Let's hope this makes your visit here worthwhile as well as put a smile on your face :)




WORDS

WORDS GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE IF YOU DON'T USE IT CORRECTLY

Ah Beng was travelling in a crowded bus. As he took out his wallet to pay the fare, his passport-size photograph accidentally fell from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's long sari. He asked her "Can you lift up your sari? I wanna take photograph"

He was beaten up so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.

He was surprised to see his Singaporean friend, Ah Seng, on the bed next to him, in a worse condition.

Ah Seng explained what happened to him. He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for the night.

The owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night. The owner replied, "I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".

He went to the next house and asked: "Do you have grown up daughters?"

The Owner asked, "Why?"

Ah Seng replied, "I wanted to stay here for a night....."

The next thing he knew, he was in the hospital bed.



- take care and God bless, everyone.


- jW's.



Saturday, December 09, 2006

"Cause good guys finish last."

I think i posted this before here. A good read if you have nothing much to do.

KennySia.com: Long Distance Love Triangle.





- Merry Christmas, everyone.

- God bless.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

"Stranded."

Bad day today. Feeling sick and why does my nose have to be always have to be stuffed with exaggerately amounts of mucus :( It gets stuffed so much my nose starts to feel heavy. I wanna say sorry to few people out there cause i've been ffk-ing them recently.

Today was rather bad timing. Aaron called and invited me to a kafe session @ DJ. I obliged. An hour later my nose became super extra sensitive thus the stuff nose, and then headaches + sore throats :(

I was in no condition for a round of DotA in a kafe. Sorry Aaron :(


It's been long since i posted a joke of a day.

Here goes -

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following group of people is stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following has occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.

The Irish began by dividing up their island, Northside and Southside, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but at least the English are not getting any.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the American woman keeps on talking about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.

...AND...

The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman.




- take care and God bless.

- jW's.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

"I want to smoke a billion cigarettes, get cancer, and die."

I'd do anything. Everything.

I feel so fucked in.



- tsencai.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

"Unoccupied."

This is a rather random thing and might not be of interest to any of you. But anyways -

My parents invested on a small apartment in Kelana Mahkota @ Kelana Jaya to rent it out to whoever is interested. Currently, no one occupies the place and my younger brother decides to put it to good use. So, he's having a small party w/ his kawan-kawan at the place this coming Monday. I was there to check the place out with him. My mom too.




This is our front door.



This is my mom who ter-open the door.





The place is furnished better than i expected. The house only lacked certain stuffs. Like a television set in the living room.





Inihlah dining hall with the kitchen behind. And my mom's handbag.






This is the kitchen. The stove is beyond that door in the photo.





However, it is lacking a gas tank. So no use for the moment. Total stuff lacking - 2.




Stairs and toilet.




The dining hall is just by the staircase.

The whole apartment seems better than expected. I was really expecting a lousy-furnished place, which maybe lacked bedrooms and etc etc.


Ada tiga bilik upstairs. Semua bedrooms. Semua also not bad-furnished. At least with all the necessities.



1st bedroom.





1st bedroom.




2nd bedroom.






2nd bedroom.



3rd bedroom.





I fikir this' the masterbedroom. Cause its the biggest.




Most importantly, as all houses/apartments/condos etc aren't complete without a...


Tandas.




Showerhead. And me. Attempting to capture a good photo..




Going back downstairs...




Inilah living hall. Ada dua couch and a coffee table (i think thats what you call it).



To do kitchen...





More specifically the fridge.






Since no one stays here i guess the fridge should be empty.





Guess not :) My mom saw this and she made it firm that my brother and his friends aren't touching those. haha.






Hmmm...




We are 19 storeys high.

Well thats about the tour of my parents apartment here. Not bad eh. So anyone who's having any ideas for a X'mas party or just about any party and is looking for a place, you know who to contact :)

- take care and God bless, everyone.

- jW's.