"Misery"

This week's been a miserable week for me.

Tomorrow -> Accounting mid-semester test.
Following Day -> Marketing assignment due.

I really don't know what to blog about these days.

Yea, i'm a boring person.

Anyway, it's been awhile since i put a random joke here. So, enjoy;



Captured by Native Tribesmen

3 Men are walking through the jungle when they are captured by native tribesman. The tribesman take the men back to camp and present them to the chief. The chief says to the first man 'paboo or die', to this the man replies 'well i`m to young to die, I`ll have paboo' so the tribesman all rush him to an empty hut and take it in turns to fuck his arse.

He walks out clutching his arse and crawls out the gate. The chief says again to the second man 'Paboo or die', the man having seen the state of his friend on departure reluctantly says 'paboo' and the tribesman take him to the hut and start to rape his booty. He also walks out clutching his arse and screaming in pain. The chief then says to the final man 'Paboo or die'.

The man stands up, spits on the chief and says I ain`t no fucking queer i`ll die like a man'. To this the chief shouts 'Death, by Paboo'.


Tarzan

Tarzan was walking through the jungle one day and got into a fight with a lion.The lion rips off one arm, one of his eyes, and rips off his penis.

Left for dead, Cheetah finds Tarzan lying there and rescues him.

Taking him up to their tree house, they give him a gorillas arm to replace the one he had lost.An eagle's eye for his eye, and a baby elephant's trunk to replace his penis. After a few days of using his new parts, Cheetah asks Tarzan, "How do you like your new parts?"

Tarzan replies "Me like new arm, very strong.

Me like new eye, see far and good.

But me no like new willie, all day long it picks up leaves and shoves them up my ass."


Soliciting

There was girl who was a prostitute, but her grandmother didn't know about her occupation. One day, the police rounded up a group of pros and the girl was busted. The cops had all the girls lined up against a wall of the street where they were caught soliciting.

Just then the granny walked by and saw her granddaughter, she asked the girl, "What are you lining up for?"
The granddaughter, not willing to reveal the truth, told her grandmother that she was lining up for some free oranges. Well, grandma, not one for passing up something free, joined the back of the line. A policeman who was going down the lineup taking information from each girl, soon reached the grandmother.

He was stunned and bewildered to see her so, he asked carefully, "Ma'am, you're rather old to be out here, how do you still do it?"

Grandma proudly replied, "Oh, it's easy, I just take out my teeth and suck 'em dry."


One Shot

A man decided to buy a new telescope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill".

The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house", the man replies.The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."

The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot."




Oh, and baby changed her blog from xanga to blogspot. Get updated at http://j-shh.blogspot.com :)



- take care and God bless, everyone.

- jW's.