Wednesday, September 27, 2006

"Red Onion White Onion"

Went to Bee's house today and she cooked for me :) She made me noodles w/ prawns and pork meatballs.



MmmmMmMmMmM.....




After. MmMmmMmM...

Bee's a good cook :) Really! And then we watched Bawang Merah Bawang Putih on TV3. Catch it on Wednesdays 2.30pm-3.30pm. Its an Indon drama series and uh..you just gotta watch it for yourself. Bee is kinda addicted to it. I don't know why :S

The especially drama scenes are heavily exaggerated :/ till its quite pei. Nonetheless Bee still finds the show quite amusing. Haha :)

Oh, and Bee is havng fun w/ some celebrity face recognition software that compares your face w/ a celebrity's face and then lets you know which celebrity you look like most.


Here's a sample of what Bee's produced:



Uh, no. Bee does not look like Sammi Cheng. She's much better :)

And me?




I look like some Korean dude? Or is it a Japanese dude?



More to come! gonna experiment w/ some other photos real soon :)

For now...

Take care and God bless everyone! Don't do drugs.

- jW's.

"I Will Be Here"

Tomorrow morning if you wake up
and the sun does not appear
I will be here
If in the dark, we lose sight of love
Hold my hand, and have no fear
'Cause I will be here

I will be here
When you feel like being quiet
When you need to speak your mind
I will listen
And I will be here
When the laughter turns to cryin'
Through the winning, losing and trying
We'll be together
I will be here

Tomorrow morning, if you wake up
And the future is unclear
I will be here
Just as sure as seasons were made for change
Our lifetimes were made for these years
So I will be here

I will be here
And you can cry on my shoulder
When the mirror tells us we're older
I will hold you
And I will be here
To watch you grow in beauty
And tell you all the things you are to me
I will be here

I will be true to the promise I have made
To you and to the One who gave you to me

Tomorrow morning, if you wake up
And the sun does not appear
I will be here

Oh, I will be here ...
:)

Monday, September 25, 2006

"Spare me my Life!"

Just watch.




i'm bored. Somehow i feel the stress but don't know why. Hmm.


- take care and God bless.

- jW's.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

"Misheard"

I found this off youtube.com earlier.

It's Jolin Tsai's Ye Man You Xi as misheard in english. Enjoy.




- take care and God bless.


- jW's.

Friday, September 22, 2006

"The Abstemious of Warfares"

Dammit man. Before this i wrote the whole damn post until suddenly my pc crashed and my entire entry was gone :(

What you're about to read below is my recall of my failed entry :(



Paintball! That was how Friday noon was spent. Yesterday, after class i went to pick Bee up and headed to TT Sports to meet up with my ex-collegemates where Bee and i will get my first taste at paintball-ing action.

TT Sports is somewhere in nearby Holiday Villa and Sheraton in Subang. If you're not familiar with that area, TT Sports can be quite easy to miss. We had to turn into a small road and go through narrow lanes and bear the horribly paved, bumpy roads before reaching the arena.



Largest Paintball Challenge in Tanah Melayu.


We met up with Aaron, ChoongKhin, GheeJune, Kirsty, Kwee, Joe, Kimberly, LiTat, Praevin, John, and Fai at the place.

All come geared up for paintball action, while some..uh..weren't exactly geared up for it. Nvm that.

Joe, being the head of the pack, booked us a place few days in advanced. We issued ourselves with 3 boxes of pellets, which makes a total of 1500 pellets for 14 of us. Do the math.

As for protective gears, a helmet is compulsory but we had to pay RM5 to wear the protective vest! Aye, protective gear also need to pay meh.



Posters of proffesionals and the gear.

The head gears STINK! Just like the helmets i wore back at Genting when go-karting with the same group of friends. The vests stink too and they're kinda sticky :S



The Gears.

To me, i thought the head gears were kinda cool looking. The vests too :P

Now Joe know how it feels to be me :P



For Protection.


As for offensive measures, we were issued with air-compressed guns that feed on paintball pellets.



The Arsenal.


Some extra information - actually, paintballs aren't exactly "paint". The fluids inside the pellets are colored polyethylene glycol, not real paint. They are non-toxic, biodegradable and water soluble. So, that means that they are easily washed off and therefore there is no need to worry about stains and whatsoever :)

Polyethylene glycol are the basis for laxatives, skin creams, some tatoos, and even sexual lubricants :S

Um..yea.

Once we got our gears, we were given a small briefing on the do's and dont's and some facts on paintball-ing action.



Arena entrance.

One more participant (I believed his name was Eu Jin, i think :s ), didn't arrived yet. So...




Bee. And a Vios.


Waiting for the last man.



Still waiting.


This is Kwee Jin.


He has hairy legs.


Once the last participant arrived, we proceeded to the arena.

The team line-up:


My Team:
  • Bee
  • Aaron
  • Ghee June
  • Joe
  • Kirsty
  • Kwee Jin
  • and I

The Enemy:

  • Choong Khin
  • Eu Jin
  • Fai
  • John
  • Kimberly
  • Li Tat
  • Praevin

After much contemplating, we all agreed on Capture the Flag. It wasn't i thought it would be. I assumed it would be like the ones in QuakeIII and other FPS games where there are 2 flags on each team's "base". Each team has to get the opposition's flag and return it to their base while defending the flag of their own.

However, the one we played invovles one flag only. The flag is placed in the middle of the arena and the team that successfully brings the flag to their respective bases wins the round. Sounds kinda messy.

We played for 5-6 rounds before we ran out of ammunition. Overall, paintball-ing was fun come to think of it now :)

Going around in a field, shooting a barrage at your buddies aimlessly and senselessly hoping one of the shots hits.

Needless to say, my shots weren't so hot. Aiming and shooting is much harder than it looks.

Most of us were left with bruises after the game with GheeJune being the most noticeable with one on his hand between his thumb and index finger. Kwee, Joe, Aaron and I had a bruise each on our thigh while Bee escaped unscathed :)

Oh, and i forgot which team won :P All i remembered was that my team won the final round. HAHA.


Anyway, after the game:


Bee and I.



After paintball.



Kwee and Bee.



Bee and Kirsty.




Everyone.


And so ends the noon with my first paintball session. I'm definitely coming back here :)

After all these, had dinner at Devi's Corner @ Hartamas and then Bee went to Heritage while i, went home :(

Anyways, here's some random old photos i found in my pc. Enjoy.


Joe and Kwee are special.


Yes they are.


I is special too :)


That's Patrick on left, Kwee and John. I hope Patrick's still alive in Adelaide.



And the latest up-to-date:


Waiting by Holiday Villa. Kwee and his trusty limey Myvi.


Bee adores kids in superman's attire. And thats not even someone she knows. We were in Cineplex @ Cineleisure and Bee spotted this little kid donning superman's outfit running around. Bee couldn't resist but pick up the little fella and asked me to snap a photo of them. Bee is hugging the kid like so because the kid was reluctant to be hugged by a stranger :P


:)


- take care and God bless, everyone.

- jW's.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

"Misery"

This week's been a miserable week for me.

Tomorrow -> Accounting mid-semester test.
Following Day -> Marketing assignment due.

I really don't know what to blog about these days.

Yea, i'm a boring person.

Anyway, it's been awhile since i put a random joke here. So, enjoy;



Captured by Native Tribesmen

3 Men are walking through the jungle when they are captured by native tribesman. The tribesman take the men back to camp and present them to the chief. The chief says to the first man 'paboo or die', to this the man replies 'well i`m to young to die, I`ll have paboo' so the tribesman all rush him to an empty hut and take it in turns to fuck his arse.

He walks out clutching his arse and crawls out the gate. The chief says again to the second man 'Paboo or die', the man having seen the state of his friend on departure reluctantly says 'paboo' and the tribesman take him to the hut and start to rape his booty. He also walks out clutching his arse and screaming in pain. The chief then says to the final man 'Paboo or die'.

The man stands up, spits on the chief and says I ain`t no fucking queer i`ll die like a man'. To this the chief shouts 'Death, by Paboo'.


Tarzan

Tarzan was walking through the jungle one day and got into a fight with a lion.The lion rips off one arm, one of his eyes, and rips off his penis.

Left for dead, Cheetah finds Tarzan lying there and rescues him.

Taking him up to their tree house, they give him a gorillas arm to replace the one he had lost.An eagle's eye for his eye, and a baby elephant's trunk to replace his penis. After a few days of using his new parts, Cheetah asks Tarzan, "How do you like your new parts?"

Tarzan replies "Me like new arm, very strong.

Me like new eye, see far and good.

But me no like new willie, all day long it picks up leaves and shoves them up my ass."


Soliciting

There was girl who was a prostitute, but her grandmother didn't know about her occupation. One day, the police rounded up a group of pros and the girl was busted. The cops had all the girls lined up against a wall of the street where they were caught soliciting.

Just then the granny walked by and saw her granddaughter, she asked the girl, "What are you lining up for?"
The granddaughter, not willing to reveal the truth, told her grandmother that she was lining up for some free oranges. Well, grandma, not one for passing up something free, joined the back of the line. A policeman who was going down the lineup taking information from each girl, soon reached the grandmother.

He was stunned and bewildered to see her so, he asked carefully, "Ma'am, you're rather old to be out here, how do you still do it?"

Grandma proudly replied, "Oh, it's easy, I just take out my teeth and suck 'em dry."


One Shot

A man decided to buy a new telescope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill".

The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house", the man replies.The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."

The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot."




Oh, and baby changed her blog from xanga to blogspot. Get updated at http://j-shh.blogspot.com :)



- take care and God bless, everyone.

- jW's.

Monday, September 11, 2006

"Society"

What have we become of?







Ladies and gentlemen. Contemplate.



I'm off to start my marketing assignment. Bleh.


- take care and God bless, everyone.

- jW's.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

"About the SMS Regarding Kidnapping"

As most of us know, famous blogger Kenny Sia mentioned something about a sms regarding an 18-year old Chinese girl who got kidnapped.



Read Kenny's entry - About the 18-year old who got kidnapped.



Guess Kenny Sia isn't the only known person who's gotten the sms -





When i first got the message my reaction was no different as Kenny Sia as how he described it. My sms version was the one mentioning Subang parade rooftop.





Kok Pin ahh!! Don't ever forward these kind of messages k? :)

If you think something like this is for real, i suggest it be best brought up to the proper authorities :)

To K3-ians : Did any of you guys receive the same sms by the SAME fella? :)



Anyways, i'm sure everyone has noticed this -











Crickey! Everyone's putting turtle emoticons along with their nick/names.

Bleh. i think i won't do that, not cause i want to stand out among my contacts :P, but because i'll do more as a tribute to Steve Irwin than just putting up a turtle emoticon :)

I'm off to bed now. Need some shut eye. Bee's accounting management finals is tomorrow. She's worried. I'm worried :(



- take care and God bless.

- jW's.

Monday, September 04, 2006

"Love and Death Collide."

Greetings,

This early afternoon after ISB lecture, Fatin got a sms from her boyfriend back in Oz. I remembered the message was something made off like this;

"Steve Irwin crocodile hunter just passed away. He was stabbed by a stingray while filming a documentary. etc etc :-( we are all so sad, we etc etc..."

The first thing was my reaction was "WAH stabbed ahhh? you sure mou...not kena stung meh?"


Anyway...

Fatin was rather shocked upon receiving the dreadful news. I thought it might be some sort of hoax because this is not the first time there was news about Steve Irwin's death prior documenting with some wild life beast.

Actually this' only the second time. The first time was rumoured that Steve Irwin got killed by a crocodile. Turend out it was only a hoax. But this time, its all over the news. Read on.

Adapted from MSNBC -

Crocodile Hunter’ Steve Irwin killed by stingray.
Internationally recognized environmentalist, 44, was filming documentary.

CAIRNS, Australia - Steve Irwin, the hugely popular Australian television personality and conservationist known as the “Crocodile Hunter,” was killed Monday by a stingray while filming off the Great Barrier Reef. He was 44.




Steve Irwin



Irwin was at Batt Reef, off the remote coast of northeastern Queensland state, shooting a segment for a series called “Ocean’s Deadliest” when he swam too close to one of the animals, which have a poisonous bard on their tails, his friend and colleague John Stainton said.


“He came on top of the stingray and the stingray’s barb went up and into his chest and put a hole into his heart,” said Stainton, who was on board Irwin’s boat at the time.

Crew members aboard the boat, Croc One, called emergency services in the nearest city, Cairns, and administered CPR as they rushed the boat to nearby Low Isle to meet a rescue helicopter. Medical staff pronounced Irwin dead when they arrived a short time later, Stainton said.


Irwin was famous for his enthusiasm for wildlife and his catchword “Crikey!” in his television program “Crocodile Hunter.” First broadcast in Australia in 1992, the program was picked up by the Discovery network, catapulting Irwin to international celebrity.


He rode his image into a feature film, 2002’s “The Crocodile Hunters: Collision Course” and developed the wildlife park that his parents opened, Australia Zoo, into a major tourist attraction.




Steve with wife Terri and daughter Bindi Sue Irwin.




“The world has lost a great wildlife icon, a passionate conservationist and one of the proudest dads on the planet,” Stainton told reporters in Cairns. “He died doing what he loved best and left this world in a happy and peaceful state of mind. He would have said, ’Crocs Rule!”'

Prime Minister John Howard, who hand-picked Irwin to attend a gala barbecue to honor President Bush when he visited in 2003, said he was “shocked and distressed at Steve Irwin’s sudden, untimely and freakish death.”


“It’s a huge loss to Australia,” Howard told reporters. “He was a wonderful character. He was a passionate environmentalist. He brought joy and entertainment and excitement to millions of people.”


Irwin, who made a trademark of hovering dangerously close to untethered crocodiles and leaping on their backs, spoke in rapid-fire bursts with a thick Australian accent and was almost never seen without his uniform of khaki shorts and shirt and heavy boots.


His ebullience was infectious and Australian officials sought him out for photo opportunities and to promote Australia internationally.

Irwin’s public image was dented, however, in 2004 when he caused an uproar by holding his infant son in one arm while feeding large crocodiles inside a zoo pen. Irwin claimed at the time there was no danger to the child, and authorities declined to charge Irwin with violating safety regulations.


Later that year, he was accused of getting too close to penguins, a seal and humpback whales in Antarctica while making a documentary. Irwin denied any wrongdoing, and an Australian Environment Department investigation recommended no action be taken against him.

Stingrays have a serrated, toxin-loaded barb, or spine, on the top of their tail. The barb, which can be up to 10 inches long, flexes if a ray is frightened. Stings usually occur to people when they step on or swim too close to a ray and can be excruciatingly painful but are rarely fatal, said University of Queensland marine neuroscientist Shaun Collin. Collin said he suspected Irwin died because the barb pierced under his ribcage and directly into his heart.


“It was extraordinarily bad luck. It’s not easy to get spined by a stingray and to be killed by one is very rare,” Collin said.


News of Irwin’s death spread quickly, and tributes flowed from all quarters of society.
At Australia Zoo at Beerwah, south Queensland, floral tributes were dropped at the entrance, where a huge fake crocodile gapes. Drivers honked their horns as they passed.


“We’re all very shocked. I don’t know what the zoo will do without him. He’s done so much for us, the environment and it’s a big loss,” said Paula Kelly, a local resident and volunteer at the zoo, after dropping off a wreath at the gate.


Stainton said Irwin’s American-born wife Terri, from Eugene, Ore., had been informed of his death, and had told their daughter Bindi Sue, 8, and son Bob, who will turn 3 in December. The couple met when she went on vacation in Australia in 1991 and visited Irwin’s Australia Zoo; they were married six months later. Sometimes referred to as the “Crocodile Huntress,” she costarred on her husband’s television show and in his 2002 movie.

Steve Irwin's vibrancy and enthusiasm were an inspiration amid the drab cynicism of the modern world. Whether or not we are into wildlife, Steve's pure "joie de vivre"- and his dramatic death - should be a reminder to all of us to live life to the full while we have the chance. He may not have been given long but he didn't waste a minute - go thou and do likewise.

End of Article.

In case you don't know who is this Steve Irwin guy, Steve is an Australian naturalist, and a wildlife expert. His fame sparked off with his television programme series, "The Crocodile Hunter" and there on he was best known as more of a television personality than a naturalist.

He became known worldwide for his exuberant, enthusiastic (sometimes exaggerating) presenting style, broad Australian accent, constant donning of his trademark khakis and heavy boots and catch-phrase "Crikey!".

Steve was killed yesterday, at about 1.00pm+ in the noon in Malaysian time, by a bull ray while diving and filming his own documentary.

Steve's death is all over the net. Even Steve Irwin's article in Wikipedia has been updated prior his death. I wouldn't really call Steve's death a "freak incident".

He died in a way everyone expected - getting way too close to a dangerous animal.

He wouldn't have been Steve Irwin if he hadn't had such a cavalier attitude to the dangers of the wildlife he brought to Australia's attention on his show. So truly, this man has died for us.

Died so that he could bring the people of the world yet another glimpse of the fascinating world of other creatures we usually ignore, in our cosseted lives.

Died from a sting through the heart - Steve Irwin has died in a manner that will ensure his legacy is never tarnished by history, for it sums up his life in one cold moment.

Vale Steve Irwin, we are all going to miss you :(




Stephen Robert Irwin (22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006).

"Crikey!" Rest in Peace.





- take care and God bless, everyone.


- jW's.