"Lessons"

"Lessons"

Lessons for life - adapted from Pooniel's blog.

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Memorise your favorite poem
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.
5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slow but think quick.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask,"Why do you want to know?".
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Call your mom.
16. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
18. Remember the three R's: Respect for self, Respect for others, Responsibility for all your actions.
19. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
20. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
21. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
22. Marry someone you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
23. Spend some time alone.
24. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
25. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
26. Read more books and watch less TV.
27. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time.
28. Trust in God but lock your car.
29. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all you can to create a tranquil harmonious home.
30. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.
31. Read between the lines.
32. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.
33. Be gentle with the earth ... and yourself.
34. Pray. There's immeasurable power in it.
35. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
36. Mind your own business.
37. Don't trust someone who doesn't close their eyes when you kiss them.
38. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
39. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth's greatest satisfaction.
40. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.
41. Learn the rules, then break some.
42. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other.
43. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
44. Remember that your character is your destiny.
45. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
46. A person who wears a fanny pack loves science fiction, and vice versa.
47. A person who wears a belt with shorts is probably religious.
48. If a person says he enjoys the opera, that person is a liar.
49. If the flyer shows the band standing on the railroad tracks, the band is shit.
50. If a guy has cords on his sunglasses, he's a dick. If the sunglasses are mirrored, he's probably dangerous.
51. All golfers like women.
52. If she smokes, she f*cks.
53. If a person says, "Go look in the sink" - don't.
54. Ugly travels in packs.
55. Nobody cares about the weird dream you had last night.
56. You CAN judge a book by its cover.
57. If a man says he has a large penis, he has a small penis. If a man says he has a small penis, he has a small penis.
58. If you open a shit cafe in a trendy neighborhood, people will line up with money in their hands begging to eat shit.
59. People who say, "Whoa, I'm not even going to touch that one!!" can't think of anything clever to say.
60. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
61. Old people always have exact change.
62. Stewardesses from Third World airlines are much more attractive than those from developed nations.
63. The slang used by teens in TV dramas is exactly 3.5 years behind actual slang.
64. When a man turns 23, it's very important he stop using the word party as a verb.
65. There is nothing that can be marketed that cannot be better marketed using the voice of James Earl Jones.
66. Drinks that give you bad breath: beer, anything sweet, anything with milk.
67. Drinks that give you good breath: gin and tonic, gimlet, vodka and cranberry, anything with citrus.
68. When you show up for a job interview: Be on time. Definition of "on time": exactly five minutes early, no less, no more.
69. All you need to know about which fork goes where: The cutlery you should be using for each course will be the cutlery farthest from the plate on each side of it during that course.
70. Scientific fact: Nobody is paying the slightest attention to which fork you're using unless you've stuck it into your head.
71. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
72. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."
73. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
74. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
75. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You might meet somebody!"
76. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her... Believe them.
77. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"
78. Never pass up an opportunity to piss.
79. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
80. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.80. Work is good, but it's not that important.
81. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
82. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
83. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
84. You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
85. Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
86. Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
87. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
88. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
89. You never know where to look when eating a banana.
90. Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
91. Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
92. You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
93. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
94. Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
95. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a piss flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
96. Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
97. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
98. You never ever run out of salt.
99. Old ladies can eat more than you think.
100. You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
101. There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
102. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
103. The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
104. People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
105. You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
106. In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

Ask too many times
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope you remember my story when they start getting frustrated.

My three year old son, Matt, had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at a Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands, it was very busy, withlong lines and a full dining room.

While enjoying my taco, I smelled something unpleasant so of course I checked my seven month old daughter and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said no. I kept thinking, oh Lord that child has had an accident and I didn't have a change of clothes for Mark with me.

Then I said, Matt are you sure you did not have an accident? I just knew that he must have had an accident, cause the smell was getting worse. SOOO, I asked one more time "MATT DID YOU HAVE AN ACCIDENT?"

This time with a little smirk on his face he jumped up and yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled, "SEE MOM IT'S JUST GAS!!!!"

While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened.

I was mortified, but some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me, for the best laugh they had ever had.

I don't like it when i'm repeatedly questioned the same answer :)

- take care and God bless, everyone.

- tsencai.

"Returning to the Ordinary"

"Returning to the Ordinary"

Wooppeee...s' been awhile since my last entry. Haven't been in the mood for blogging. Besides blogging's kinda gay :P

And so, classes resumes accordingly on Monday, which is tomorrow! After long 4 week break i think its finally time we get our rears back in gears (like, wtf? :) )

For the next (this) semester, i will be taking accounts, information systems, marketing and macroeconomics. I suck in accounts :(. I really do. I didn't do well at all back at SAM in Taylor's especially for my accounting subject. I barely passes the finals. Thats why im in VU :(

HAHAHA..

I think marketing will be alot like management. Freaking alot of dumb theories and also the need for good command in the English language is there. ANd of coz, you need to know how to TALK.

BULL-ing you SHIT.

Basically, marketing is about learning how to BULL your SHIT. HAHA..uh..nvm Monash students' joke :)

Information Systems should be like IT back in SAM Taylors. Alot of tedious work and crazy assignments (databases...). It's gonna be a long sem.

Macroeconomics...will be...like ...uh..economics.

Adn accounting..will be accounting. I'm gonna suck at it. I don't want to :( I have to work harder this sem. bleh.

Oh and, the jokes for the day. Try guessing the "theme" for today's jokes :)

Sex In The Dark

"Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp--only to discover a cucumber in his hand.

"Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past 10 years!?!"

"Honey! Let me explain!"

"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed.

"You impotent SOB!!"

"Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted,

"Maybe you'd care to explain our 2 kids!!!"

Sucks Sex Life

A guy was talking with his friend in a bar and told him, "My sex life sucks, just when things start to get good my wife gets tired and just quits". His friends said, "I used to have the same problem but then I went out and bought a gun and put blank bullets in it." The first guy said, "How does that help?", and his friend said, "When my wife gets tired and starts to slow down I fire it and she gets so scared her adrenaline gets going and she'll fuck all night." So the first guy said I'm going to try it, and he did.

He came back to the bar a couple weeks later and his friend said, "Where have you been? Did you try it?" and he says, "Yes, I tried it. I got home, put the gun under my pillow, and started to fuck my wife. Well, we were in the middle of some 69 and she got tired and started to stop so I shot it off. His friend said, "So what happened?" "She bit my dick off, shit in my face, and a naked man jumped out of my closet with his hands in the air."

Free Sex

Two Norwegian men were driving near Mt. Horab, a Norwegian community in Wisconsin, when they noticed a large billboard sign advertising free sex with a 15 gallon fill-up of gas. Thinking this sounded like too good of a deal to be true, they both decided to check it out and went into town and stopped at the gas station.

They filled up their car with gas and went into pay. Before handing over the money, they asked the station manager about the free sex. "Well," said the manager, "it's not quite that simple. First you need to take a simple test and if you pass, you get the free sex. What you do is try and guess the number I am thinking of between One and Five.

"The men looked at each other and decided to try the number, Three. "Wrong," said the manager, the number I was thinking of was Two, but you can come back again and try to win." The Norwegian men left the gas station disappointed and drove away. While in their car, one looks over and says to the other, "Hey, Ole, I bet that manager cheated us. You know he could have said any number and how would we know if it was the right number?

"His friend looked at him and replied, "No you're wrong, he didn't cheat us. My wife won four times just last week!"

Intercom

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on thewall and says to her: "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"

"What? You're crazy!" she said.

"Look, don't worry," he said, "it will be quick, I promise you."

"Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..."

"At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, Sweetie, I really need it."

"I've already said NO, and NO is final."

"Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too.

"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"

Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob."

At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, dammit, give him the blowjob, or I'll have to blow him, or he'll come downstairs and blow the guy himself... but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep."

Guessed the theme already? :)

- take care and God bless, everyone.

- tsencai.

"For the first time in 4 years..."

"For the first time in 4 years..."


I've actually produced satisfactory academic results. I haven't been proving myself to my parents for the past 4 years..and finally, my semester 1 results. My hard work has finally paid off.

My results ain't that excellent but i'm clearly satisfied with it. I'm happy :) Praise the Lord. I wanna thank my coursemates and buddies to go on and helping me throughout the first semester. I really appreciate your help guys. God bless you all :)



Statement of Results




It might not seem that great, but i'm happy with what i've got :)

Just in case you can't see what the above pic shows, its results. I got:

• Microeconomics Principle - C
• Business Statistics - HD
• Business Law - C
• Management and Organisation Behaviour - D

It doesn't seem that great, but i'm happy with it. For once i actually produced RESULTS! Thank God!

Anyways, something to laugh about. If not, at least smile about :)

World's Smartest Man

In a small airplane there were four people: the pilot, the Pope, Bill Gates and a hitchhiker. They were flying over mountains when suddenly the pilot burst through the doors to the passenger compartment and announced that there was a fuel leakage and the plane would crash in 5 minutes.

"There are only three parachutes I'm afraid," he said, as he hurriedly grabbed one for himself and jumped out. That left the three passengers and two parachutes. Bill Gates said, "I'm very important, and I'm the world's smartest man and I deserve to live." And with that he grabbed a pack and leaped out. "Young man," said the Pope to the hitchhiker, "I am old, I have lived my life and it was a very good one. You're still young, please take the last parachute and save yourself. My life is in the hands of God."

"It's okay," said the hitchhiker. "Don't worry, we have a parachute each." "How can that be?" asked the Pope. "Well, the world's smartest man just jumped out with my backpack!"

Who's Guilty

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someoneandwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around,scanned the class looking for the guilty face.

Finding none, she quickly erased it,and began her class. The next day shewent into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again n the black board.Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found thesame word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word. Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words,

"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

- take care and God bless, everyone.

- tsencai.

"Girls are Scary"

"Girls are Scary"


Seriously. Girls are scary.

You got say or not? You got say or not? *Piak piak slap kick bish*

My first impression on the video is:

"Waliu! Girls can be REALLY SCARY WEI!!"

I thought girls' fight is about pulling each others hair. When I saw that video, my impression on "pull hair fight" totally fade out. Girls can be really scary putting their gentle side aside.

Apparently those 3 girl bullies from St. Joe Miri, and the girl that got slapped and beaten is a girl from St. Columba.

I wonder who had the guts to film that incident, and yet he/she's not helping or tries to stop the fight. Heck, i wondered why did he/she filmed it in the first place.

After the fight goes on for like 4-5 minutes, then those guys start to take action. Isn't it a little too late? It's even worse to see that those guys allowed the girls to repeartedly hit/slap the por girl. They should've at least done something MUCH earlier.

I really pity the girl that got beaten. Those 3 big bully keep hitting and slapping her, and even kicked her. The poor girl doesn't even fight back!


Firstly, when i first watched this video, i didn't understood a single thing that comes out from their mouth! Forgive me, i is banana guy. So, because of this little downfall of mine, i asked someone to summarize their conversation;

All the 3 bullies just said was, "Did you say it? You got say or not?!!"

In the end, the 3 bullies got expelled, and thats all i know of. It's quiet sad to see such things happening on Malaysian grounds. It's just a disgrace. Disgusting.


Are females getting more aggressive? Hmmm.... :)


Oh yea..new score for Kitty Cannon -



Beat that!

Play kitty cannon at www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html


...and here's something to laugh about;


A Good English Joke

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.

The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"

The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

The soldier didn't say anything else. He leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

The woman shrieked and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."



Firetruck

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,"I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask himsome questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"
Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with! a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: "Bubble gum"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last even questions wrong......


:)


...oh and um, VU Sem1 finals results will be out tomorrow. Pray for me aights? :)



- take care and God bless, everyone.


- tsencai.

"Kitty Cannon"

"Kitty Cannon"



Kitty Cannon!

Beat that! :]

Play kitty cannon at http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

Good night.

- take care and God bless, everyone.

- tsencai.

"Life sucks..so i need to LAUGH..HAHAHA"

"Life sucks..so i need to LAUGH..HAHAHA"


Greetings,

Alright that was pretty lame and random for a post title but what the heck, i need it :). Things aren't going very well for me nowadays.

Back to life. My classes resume back on next next Monday. My sem 1 finals results should be out on this coming Monday, so..wish me all the best. I'll make every prayer count :)

Time passes by quickly huh. By next week most of my friends will be back to classes and that also means back to Aussie. Sigh...so fast..

And so..

about the LAUGHING part! HAHAHA





Bra

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.".

"What type of bra?", asked the clerk.

"Type?", inquired the man "There is more than one type?".

"Look Around.", said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras.", replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked, "Only three? What are they?".

The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?".

Still confused the man asked "What is the difference between them?".

The lady responded "It is quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."





Language

This joke is no offence......

One day, an "Ang Moh" from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the customs,he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").

The Ang Moh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet? So he said "no" but the lady insisted. But lady still keep asking for forty cents in Cantonese. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. The lady said "No! No!", "Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked,"Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English. The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and had sex with her. The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" he said "OK! I'll suck it for you" and he took her both breasts and suck them. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD.... in Malay). The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit,"the Ang Moh replied. Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied,"Not too long, just 6 inches only.



That's all folks. Keep on checking back here for more :)



- take care and God bless, everyone.

- tsencai.

"Laughter the Best Medicine"

"Laughter the Best Medicine"


Sometimes, when things just aren't suited to you, or when things just plainly sucks, its good to have a bit of laugh out of something :)

Behold...


From now onwards, i'll be posting up random jokes that i manage scrap out just about anywhere. Enjoy :)


#1 - Bull Auction

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are watching the auctioning off of bulls.

The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.

"The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, & comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."

Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!

"The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells back, "Sure, once a day!....... But ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!!!"



#2 - Who Should Brew The Coffee

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.

"The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.

"Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.

"Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me.

"So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says....

"HEBREWS . . . .





#3 - Who Died the Worst Death?

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.

First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.

I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the asshole. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refirgerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself.

"St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.

Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irritate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me.

"St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.

Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."





That's all for now. Good night everyone.

- take care and God bless.

- tsencai.

"Trip to PD"

"Trip to PD"

Greetings!

The rented place has coconut trees


The compound around the place is quite huge. Coconut trees can be found behind the house..and also a barbeque pit. Yea, we had barbeque stuff for dinner on the next evening.

Anyway, when my mom rented out this place, she was told that there was a beach just a short walk behind the place. And so..we decided to check out the beach...



The "beach" behind the rented place


..and oh boy, we were totally dissapointed. More like conned. The beach just sucks man. Wait, it's not even really a beach. Its just some badly unevened land.

Some balak

Behind the rented place

Seedling


After checking out the beach, we definitely concluded we're going to find a proper beach to check out the next day. Meanwhile, most of my family members were at the mahjongg table which is something i don't know how to play. The rest were playing chor tai ti or whatever/whichever way you spell it in English which is somethin which i don't really excel at. I suck at that card game so i didn't bother joining my cousins and siblings. Instead, i have..

Entertainment's sake

..my own source of entertainment :) Just FYI, that movie on the notebook is "The Matador". Funny show, not bad a show. At least something to kill time with.


Next day, noon beckons...we set out hunting for a nicer beach...



The better beach


A 10 minute drive or so down the road, we finally saw something more inviting than what we have at our backyard. The sands were white, the tides are low. Good sign. No, i didn't swim.. instead..

Who goes there?



Just us

Just us...

Passing by

The little ones

Seeing these miniature things scurrying away or burrowing themselves within the sand upon my presence got me amused. lol. Yea these things bury themselves in the sand if they see something that appears as a threat to them. Likewise the first photo. I even tried to dig them out of the sand but failed :( THey dig themselves in really deep..



Low tide

I also went to distrub the homeless ones...


Hello?



Land?..



Where?!



zZzZ

When i held the thing up, it seemed like the little fella was looking for land. Poor fella. I knew i should've put it down..at least slowly.



The better beach


More photos of the little one...


Little one



Little one looking at ya'


Soon after, it was time to head back to our place to clean up and get ready for dinner which is where the barbeque pit is set to good use.


The better beach...


After dinner, we chat abit..talk..mahjonng bit more..chor tai ti abit more, while i find ways to keep myself occupied ... and soon..it was time to chow. Good bye PD, hello civilisation :)

The better view


It feels so good to be back home, in front of my pc, tho it was only a one nite stay there. Anyway, joke for the day;

Why is Superman's clothes always tight fitting?

Got this joke from Kwee Jin. Think rationally and logically. Haha..thinking lame won't help this time :)

- take care and God bless, everyone.

- tsencai.

"I have a question..."

"I have a question..."

What's the traffic light theory? Originally found at Joe's blog.

Anyone who knows about it; pls care to explain? :) You can write it on the chatterbox. Thank you :)



- take care and God bless.

- tsencai.

"At the Peak"

"At the Peak"



Arrival... - Originally uploaded by tsencai.

Ho-kay..so we arrived at the Skyway station in Genting. If you haven't read the first part of this trip, click HERE.




Dunno-what hotel...too misty to see- Originally uploaded by tsencai.


K3-ians on the move - Originally uploaded by tsencai.

We headed straight for the outdoor theme park since thats where we plan to spend our whole time there. Click on the above image for a larger view - you can see the K3-ians walking. The fella in white is Kwee.


Guess what i spotted at the carpark :)


The Lexus GS300! - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


GS300! - Originally uploaded by tsencai.

Well, it's something you don't get to see everyday. Nice car tho :) I spotted it at the carpark outside the Hotel Highlands.


Highlands Hotel - Originally uploaded by tsencai.

Click on the image for a larger view. Looking closely, the GS300 is just right next to the Wajar (first car to see on the left of the image).



Bed on the Peak - Originally uploaded by tsencai.

ANyway, enough of that. Soon enough...



Taman Tema Genting...- Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Main Entrance - Originally uploaded by tsencai.

Somewhere we're going to spend our whole time at while we're at the peak. An adult ticket costs 36bux for a whole day entry. I guess it ain't so bad. It's been aeons since my last visit to the Genting outdoor park. But i stil remember my last visit to Genting.... O_o

So, while waiting for our tickets...Patrick decides to entertain KweeJin..It's some joke he brought back from Adelaide.


Patrick: Come let me tell you this riddle..

Kwee: ok...

Patrick: Gimme your hand...

Kwee:: ok...

Patrick: (Touching and feeling Kwee's hand) Ok y'see..there's this boy and a girl. They're separated by this river kays...

Kwee: ok...

Patrick: (Continues to feel Kwee's hand) This river is flowing very strongly. And the boy wants to reach this girl..how does he reach the girl?

Kwee: Um..dunno?

Patrick: Give up so fast? Think lame...

Kwee: Um..boy goes underneath the river and reaches the girl (refers to the boy going underneath the palm and reaches the girl)

Patrick: Nope...

Kwee: Um..boy jumps across river?

Patrick: Nope..

Kwee: Aye dunno lar..how?

Patrick: Actually.. i also dunno..

Kwee: ??

Patrick: I just wanted to touch your hand thats all :)

All: ...............


Kwee (left) and Patrick (right) - Originally uploaded by tsencai.

As clearly depicted in the picture above, that's when Patrick was telling Kwee his "joke". Freaking GAY wei.. well no comment on that.. i wonder if all people from Adelaide are like that...

My Outdoor pass - Originally uploaded by tsencai.

So, we got our tickets and made it inside...


First look - Originally uploaded by tsencai.

Being in Genting since a very long time..feels...funny? I don't know..i think most of the stuff look the same. Our first attraction we sat was...


Some flying chairs thingy..forgot wutcha callit. - Originally uploaded by tsencai.

Second attraction to go was the first rollercoaster built in M'sia. The queue was rather long...so...

..more random photos while we wait for our turn. ..

Kwee (right) and I (AH Fai in blue in the back)- Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Uh...right to left; AhFai, Me and Joe- Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Us trying to look cool- Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Very soon Patrick decides to dominate the possession of my camera and begins his attempt at camwhoring...



Uh.. - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Hum... - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Joe decides to join Patrick's session w/ the cam - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Making full use of my cam;



It gets rather misty at random times - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Very misty..thats the SpaceShot (aka SoleroaShot last time) on the right - Originally uploaded by tsencai.




Our turn at the ride; front row - Kirsty and Aaron and behind - Kwee and SerYoong - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


After the ride.. i got hungry..so i went to get some food. Went to one of them set-up stalls..and i should've foresaw ther mad pricing.

SMALL cup of milo ais = RM5.00
2 SMALL pcs of pancake = RM4.50

It's totally ridiculous man. They may as well rob us on the spot. Talk about monopolistic pricing... but i was unusually hungry at that time, so don't really have a choice. It hurts to fork out that kind of money for really small portions of food.



Gang eating, and somewhat found something amusing to look at - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


After our short meal we walked around aimlessly and by the time we know it, we're in front of the go-kart attraction entrance.


Go Kart Arena - Originally uploaded by tsencai.

So, yea why not - we gave it a go though the queue is ridiculously long. We waited for at least an hour before it's turn.



Karts in place - Originally uploaded by tsencai.




Something for Nothing - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Click on the image above for a larger view. They have clauses everywhere man. I think they're afraid that someone might die o' something then later kena sued.


What's a Peckless driver? - Originally uploaded by tsencai.

What's a PECKLESS driver? Besides all the singboards al around us to be careful, cautious etc etc while on the go-kart, we had to sign a clause that states that Genting will not be responsible for bla bla bla whatsoever injury and stuff like that. See the image bleow -->


Clauses.. - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


We even had to go through a briefing. Yup, they even had a briefing room. In the briefing, we're told about where is the brake..the accelerator..all the bla bla nonsense that we've known of since we all know how to DRIVE. haha... :)

I heard there were even accidents in the go-kart arena. Farny huh. Wondered how those accidents can happen. Their engines look like the ones you find on lawn-mowers; that means they can't really go that fast.

ChoongKhin's so lucky - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


And so..an hour or so worth of wait and only 5 minutes of go-karting. Hmm..

Next up... Genting's just-in, fresh and latest attraction..



Flying Coaster - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Yea it so brand new and fresh, you have to pay 10bux per ride! It's called the Spider-man but i think they should've called it Superman.



Spider-man? - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


So whats this Flying Coaster thing? Basically the seated position on this roller-coaster is different. Instead of the usual sitting down thing, what you have here, is that you lie down on your belly, hence thats why i think they should've called it Superman instead of Spiderman.



FlyingCoaster awaits next round - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


The stupid ride costs 10bux! Pain..jsut because its new they had to charge it at some supernormal price. Anyhow, i didn't go for the ride but the others did...


Click on the pics for a larger view.


Left to Right; Joe, Kirsty Patrick and SerYoong - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Left to Right; A Stranger, AhFai, Ghee and Kwee - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Going up; Joe, Kirsty, Patrick and SerYoong - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Going up..; same as above - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Going up; a stranger, AhFai, Ghee and Kwee - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Going up; same as above - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


They say Spiderman 's kinda fun, so too bad i missed out on that. Anyway..up next -



The Corkscre? - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


360' twist - Originally uploaded by tsencai.



Next attraction on our list - the corkscrew. This time everyone was on in this one. Initially i didnt't want to be on this one cause i'm afraid of all these topsy-turvy twist-loopy kind of coaster but i was forced on this one :( but in the end, it was fun man :) But you would never...ever...catch me on this next ride..




Spaceshot aka "Soleroshots" - Originally uploaded by tsencai.

No way man you'll catch me on that. Only Kirsty, Patrick, Kwee, Joe and Ghee were willing to queue up for that. AhFai, Aaron, CHoongKhin and I backed out.


After at least half an hour of queueing up...



Left to Right; Kirsty, Patrick and Kwee - Originally uploaded by tsencai.



Patrick expresses his regret on the ride - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Joe too, expresses his regret on the ride. Ghee looks bored... - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


No.1 reason i'm not going on that - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Seeing them go being tossed up and down on that machine makes me nauseous already. After the ride it was already 4.45pm or so..and our bus ride home is at 5.30pm..and that means we still have to take the cable car back to the bus station.


First World - Originally uploaded by tsencai.

Most of us were hugnry cause we skipped lunch, so we just ran into some random restaurant, and we random-ed some penang kopitiam kind of restaurant. There, i had the most expensive HOT chinese tea ever.. i don't have to elaborate on whatever i ate there. Go to Genting, and you'll know the power of monopoly pricing.

And so, after our meal we rushed off straight to the cable car station. It was already 5.15pm that time..and we hadn't even take the cable car ride down to meet our bus ride at 5.30pm. zZz..confirm cannot make it la. We'd have to makedue with the 6.00pm bus. Once again this proves that punctuality is K3's downfall.


We're leaving! - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


From the inside...- Originally uploaded by tsencai.


Going Home... - Originally uploaded by tsencai.


And so..as predicted, we only reached the bus station at around 5.45p, adn that means we late for the 5.30pm bus. haha..lucky there was still enough space in the 6.00pm bus. SO we hitched a ride on that bus and finally made it back to KL Sentral.

Went home to drop off some stuff and then proceeded to dinner @ Asia Kafe. s' been a whle since i last ate there.


Turns out Genting wasn't so bad after all :) At least i went there for a purpose; unlike the last time i went there.



Us, Genting 2006 - Originally uploaded by tsencai.

- take care and God bless, everyone.

- tsencai.

Do i make this look good? ;)