"Malaysian Drivers."

A very good reason to not drive a Proton/Perodua:

Paultan.org: Gory Car Crash

If you have a weak heart and can't stand blood, don't click on the link.



Btw,


What's everyone doing on new year's eve?



I'm plan-less :(



UPDATE :


3/1/2007 - Removed photos



From Paultan.org :

According to the sender, the car collided into a factory bus. The bus was slowing down while this car driving too fast and unable to stop. This happened in North – South Highway. They were all University students going back to university after their friend wedding on Sunday. Driver survives with minor injuries, his 2 other friends died instantly because of major head trauma.



Camera indicates the accident happened on 19th September 2005.


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This goes out to all Malaysian drivers who drive like they own a Ferrari/Lamborghini/Porsche.


Please la. Us young drivers aren't experienced drivers. We don't own a Ferrari/Lamborghini/Porsche and don't think we ever will till maybe our mid 50's. So please, let's all keep to the left/middle lane, shall we? :)

damn fucking sakit hati.

i should stop friendster surfing.

"Fuckin' Distasteful."

I don’t know what your issues really are.

You’re doing this for all the wrong reasons.

Your efforts to convince me disgusts me.

I thought I had a freedom of choice.

We made a deal from the start.

I did my bid and now you’ll do yours.

So what if you win.

You still lose.

Cause its not what I want.

Its what you wanted.

And it’s always about what you want.

I’ve already made my decision and that’s final.

Fuckin' distasteful.

"Losing Out."

Is it so difficult?

That's not even suppose to be a question.



Joke for the day -


Future Dissapointment

Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this." With that she sat down red-faced.

Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."

"Correct," said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss Smythe, I have three things to say to you."

"One, you have not studied your lesson."

"Two, you have a dirty mind."

"And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."




- take care, and God bless.

- tsencai.

"Ole Faithful."

Another read from KennySia.com's archive if you have nothing much to do.


KennySia.com: Long Distance Love Triangle




- Merry Christmas, everyone.

- God bless.

"My Major Setback."

I have a major setback. I'm sure most of my friends/family already know whats my inability but as everyone knows, i have alot of inabilities and i'm specifically talking about only one of them here.

Guessed it?



It's sad. I'm a chinese. And i can't speak chinese. I can't speak Cantonese. I can't speak Hokkien. I can't speak Mandarin. etc etc.


It's not funny. I don't know. Blame me for not continuing my mandarin classes - yes, i used to go for mandarin classes back at standard 1 till standard 3 and then somehow i discontinued learning mandarin. Now i can't remember a thing what i learn back then. Doesn't make much difference though.

Dated back to 1994. his is my end results during my year at standard 1.

So since then, i haven't made an effort to learn mandarin/cantonese. You can blame me for that too. So..now here i am, a 19 year old chinese who can't even speak a proper cantonese sentence (lets use cantonese because most of us speaks canto). However i do understand certain terms and words which are those simple basic ones.

I know this is one heck of a major setback for me, but that doesn't mean its a reason to make fun out of me.

I hate it when people talk about me, right in my face in cantonese. I don't understand a single shit and it makes me look damn stupid. Its even worse when its done within a group, thus my stupidity is multiplied. Good job.

I hate it when people talk to me in cantonese, asking me question/stupid questions that makes me look even more stupid. Its even worse when its done within a group, thus my stupidity is multiplied. Good job again.

It IS fun to make fun out of people. Everyone enjoys taking a little bit out of someone. But sometimes i just can't take it especially on this language barrier i have. This is making fun out of inability which is just about the same as making fun out of someone who is disabled, and that is not funny.

I feel so stupid now.

- take care, and God bless everyone.

- tsencai.

"Happy 19th."

24th December,

Happy Birthday, sayang :)

love,

- tsencai.

"Bad Ending."

super sien. will post something up here soon.


UPDATE - 16th December 2006

I wrote quite alot of stuff and then suddenly IE starts jerking off and everything hangs and now i have to start all over :( This doesn't mean i've given up hope on IE and converting to Mozilla. No no no. I've faith in IE :)

Anyway,

I spent last nite at my parent's condo with a bunch of friends (for my safety's sake aights. Just in case *some ppl* do read my blog on a daily basis.You guys know who you are :] ) Watched Eragon in 1u before crashing into the condo.

The whole night was..quite chaotic in a way :) We decided to play masak masak in the middle of the night (or technically morning) with just a steamboat cooker (there was no gas stove so we had to improvise). What did we cook exactly?

We managed to successfully cook some burger pattys, sausages and even maggi. We attempted to cook fries, but plan failed. So they frozen leftover fries are still in the fridge in the condo, awaiting future tenants for consumption :) This time use a gas stove and a proper frying pan :) The food turned out great as expected and we managed to finish everything we cooked :)


Our hot dogs.


A burger patty.



Many burger pattys.



Results!



Maggi tomyam + curry in a steamboat cooker.


Yep, you saw it right. We didn't bring any proper utensils so we had to improvise :) We bought some plastic spoons from 7-eleven.

Besides eating we spent the night playing cards and drinking. On my part, i only did a little drinking :) I can't play chor tai di very well and either way everyone was putting their money in so if i participated i would've been broke at the end of the night :( I can't play chor tai di for nuts. I don't know how to manage my cards and i can get very blur :(

We only had malibu, some sparkling juice and beer cans for the night. I didn't touch the beers. Nor the sparkling juice.


Malibu, sparkling juice, and ketchup.

And...


Later. This is why we didn't have any sparkling juice :(.



All of us crashed at 4am+. Woke up at 12pm the next day, which is today :) Headed out for branch/brunch (however you spell it) at DU uptown. Oh, and guess what happened while we're out.

An agent came to visit the place while we were out. He rang the door bell several times before he came in to inspect the place himself. Apparently someone wanted to rent the place out and therefore an agent was sent to inspect/check the place out. My dad told me the agent told him that there was alot of stuff in the house :S No biggie. The agent left the place when he was done.

Nice timing?

Hmmm...

Oh, and careless me ter-scrapped the left passenger door of my faithful CRV. Don't ask how. My mom is using my next month's allowance to pay for the repairs of the damage. Sigh.


Anyway, joke of the day. Let's hope this makes your visit here worthwhile as well as put a smile on your face :)




WORDS

WORDS GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE IF YOU DON'T USE IT CORRECTLY

Ah Beng was travelling in a crowded bus. As he took out his wallet to pay the fare, his passport-size photograph accidentally fell from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's long sari. He asked her "Can you lift up your sari? I wanna take photograph"

He was beaten up so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.

He was surprised to see his Singaporean friend, Ah Seng, on the bed next to him, in a worse condition.

Ah Seng explained what happened to him. He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for the night.

The owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night. The owner replied, "I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".

He went to the next house and asked: "Do you have grown up daughters?"

The Owner asked, "Why?"

Ah Seng replied, "I wanted to stay here for a night....."

The next thing he knew, he was in the hospital bed.



- take care and God bless, everyone.


- jW's.

"Cause good guys finish last."

I think i posted this before here. A good read if you have nothing much to do.

KennySia.com: Long Distance Love Triangle.





- Merry Christmas, everyone.

- God bless.

"Stranded."

Bad day today. Feeling sick and why does my nose have to be always have to be stuffed with exaggerately amounts of mucus :( It gets stuffed so much my nose starts to feel heavy. I wanna say sorry to few people out there cause i've been ffk-ing them recently.

Today was rather bad timing. Aaron called and invited me to a kafe session @ DJ. I obliged. An hour later my nose became super extra sensitive thus the stuff nose, and then headaches + sore throats :(

I was in no condition for a round of DotA in a kafe. Sorry Aaron :(


It's been long since i posted a joke of a day.

Here goes -

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following group of people is stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following has occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.

The Irish began by dividing up their island, Northside and Southside, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but at least the English are not getting any.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the American woman keeps on talking about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.

...AND...

The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman.




- take care and God bless.

- jW's.

"I want to smoke a billion cigarettes, get cancer, and die."

I'd do anything. Everything.

I feel so fucked in.



- tsencai.

"Unoccupied."

This is a rather random thing and might not be of interest to any of you. But anyways -

My parents invested on a small apartment in Kelana Mahkota @ Kelana Jaya to rent it out to whoever is interested. Currently, no one occupies the place and my younger brother decides to put it to good use. So, he's having a small party w/ his kawan-kawan at the place this coming Monday. I was there to check the place out with him. My mom too.




This is our front door.

This is my mom who ter-open the door.

The place is furnished better than i expected. The house only lacked certain stuffs. Like a television set in the living room.

Inihlah dining hall with the kitchen behind. And my mom's handbag.

This is the kitchen. The stove is beyond that door in the photo.

However, it is lacking a gas tank. So no use for the moment. Total stuff lacking - 2.

Stairs and toilet.




The dining hall is just by the staircase.

The whole apartment seems better than expected. I was really expecting a lousy-furnished place, which maybe lacked bedrooms and etc etc.


Ada tiga bilik upstairs. Semua bedrooms. Semua also not bad-furnished. At least with all the necessities.



1st bedroom.

1st bedroom.




2nd bedroom.

2nd bedroom.

3rd bedroom.

I fikir this' the masterbedroom. Cause its the biggest.

Most importantly, as all houses/apartments/condos etc aren't complete without a...


Tandas.

Showerhead. And me. Attempting to capture a good photo..

Going back downstairs...




Inilah living hall. Ada dua couch and a coffee table (i think thats what you call it).

To do kitchen...

More specifically the fridge.

Since no one stays here i guess the fridge should be empty.

Guess not :) My mom saw this and she made it firm that my brother and his friends aren't touching those. haha.

Hmmm...

We are 19 storeys high.

Well thats about the tour of my parents apartment here. Not bad eh. So anyone who's having any ideas for a X'mas party or just about any party and is looking for a place, you know who to contact :)

- take care and God bless, everyone.

- jW's.

"Decisions. Decisions."

Feeling darn lazy to blog nowadays. Sigh.

Results are to be out this Monday. Wish me luck. And also for my decision on my next move to whichever uni. No way i'm staying in VU.

Depending on my results, i have only two choices to head to.

Monash. Melbourne.

Here's the case for Melbourne. If my results allow, i'll be off to Aussie on February. Which is something i don't really want :( It's just all too soon.

The alternative, Monash, allows me to stay in M'sia. But this also depends on the course i'm going to major in. Some might only allow me to stay till July, and then Monash M'sia kicks me off to Monash Aussie. And some allows the usual 2+1 course.

Hmm.. only a few more days left to keep my mind free off these issues.


Anyway, get a account at Facebook.com.

Apparently it might be the next "in" thing. View my account here :)




It's 2.00am now. Gonna get some shut eye.




- take care and God bless, everyone.


- tsencai.

- May the force be with you.

"Keep Talking."

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.




- tsencai.

"H.E.L.P me, H.E.L.P you :) "

Kwee dropped over at my place to get his assignment done simply because he needs internet access :S



Kwee busy at his assignment.


Bee busy with Kwee's assignment.


Bee, busy with Kwee's assignment.


Kwee was rather hardworking that day because he wanted to hand in his assignment on the day itself. Bee was the more chillax one as she made her choice to only hand in her work on the following day.

Sigh, today's Wednesday and i'm writing about Monday.



- take care, God bless.

- jW's.

"Everything."

Everything seems drifting away.

Everything seems to need a bigger step.

Everything seems to be smaller.

Everything seems so screwed up.

Or maybe i'm just thinking too much.



- tsencai.

"Abide to these."

"People are illogical, unreasonable and self-centered. Love them anyway."

"If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives. Do good anyway."

"If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway."

"The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway."

"Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway."

"The biggest persons with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest persons with the smallest minds. Think big anyway."

"People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs. Fight for a few underdogs anyway."

"What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway."

"People really need help, but may attack you if you do help them. Help them anyway."

"Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.."

- The Paradoxical Commandments.

- tsencai.

"Sometimes..."

Sometimes... when you have nothing to do - you go watch a movie.

Sometimes... when you have nothing really good to watch, you simply pick a random movie.

Sometimes... that's a plain stupid thing to do.



Recall on last Friday (17/11/2006)-

Especially for our case; Aaron, Kirsty, their two other DU buds and I.

The five of us wanted to catch the 2.30pm show for Death Note. There weren't anymore tickets for that time, so we tried the 3.00pm one - no tickets.

the 5.00pm one? - no tickets.

So we tried our luck for the latest Bond flick - Casino Royale .

As expected, all showtimes in the noon were sold out or if not, the seats suck.



How now brown cows?

We decided to watch raindogs.


What's that?

I don't know. Some chinese flick, i know.


We inquired the guy behind the counter, and yea, he told us it was a cantonese show. We assumed it was some HK movie.


So yea, we bought the tickets.

5 of us, for the 3.15pm show. There were only THREE seats taken in the cinema when we bought it. Now, there's eight.

How come i've never heard of this movie before? If it was a Hk flick i would've heard of it before. Anyway, the first scene into the movie...


We see a one ringgit malaysian note being passed from hand to hand.

A local show! Hmm..i really thought it might be interesting.

But half an hour through the show, i nearly lost my patience.

The show is so annoyingly slow paced and dull. I nearly fell asleep. Camera-work is sluggish, the narrative meanders at a lethargic and sometimes irritating pace, and we have to tolerate a whole lot of irrelevant and pointless sequences, shot ostensibly to beef up the footage.

Like for example, as Aaron quoted, the scene showing some scenery for like what - 10-30 seconds? Totally pointless and boring. The one hour and 45 minutes ordeal felt like a 2 and a half hour one. The whole show was super draggy.

I'd rather watch senseless horror movies anytime.


Hee. Hee. Hee. I come for you.

Surprisingly, we stayed out through the entire show. Oh, wait, we didn't really exactly expected the show to end at that time. Why? Because it wasn't a real ending.

Do you understand what i'm trying to say? You would, if you'd watch it. Which, isn't a very good idea.

The ending works off this way - a scene showing a tree in a village for hmm..about 30 seconds and then the scene takes off to the credits. Uhh...what the hell?

I didn't even know what i was watching. That was one of the many totally irrelevant scenes in the movie. Others include kite-flying, scenes of fireworks and a snake scare in a farm. Intolerable.

6 ringgit malaysian wasted.




Don't buy the same tickets.



After the film ended, we were trying to make out the point of watching the show. Kirsty was somehow fascinated with the movie's theme - Odetta - Sometimes I Feel Like A Motherless Child.

Somtimesss...people make stupid decisions in their life. zZzZz..

At night, i watched Accepted with Bee and her friends. At least it was something to look forward to.

Good S.H.I.T overall. Recommended if you really have nothing to do at the moment. Really.

- take care, and God bless, everyone.

- jW's.

"Last Too-sday."

Let's have a recap on what happened on last Tuesday (or Toos-day as how jW pronounce it).

Went to pick jW and Kwee up from HELP and went on our way to MidValley. Poor Kwee was late for his 11 o' clock class so he had to take the 4pm one. So that was how we killed some time for Kwee.

Had lunch in Oh Sushi. Decided to order something light since I had a late breakfast . Ended up ordering a serving of ebit tempura. A freaking bad move it was. The weird thing is, they removed the ebi tempura dish from their menu so therefore the price wasn't stated. I always thought japaneses restaurants served that, so i asked the waiter for it. Turned out it was a freakning expensive dish when the bill came.

I was the one who wanted to order something affordable and light, but turned out i was the one who ordered something light but pricey :(

jW and Kwee ordered their full-meal servings and paid much less than i did :( bad bad bad.

Bee soon got bored and had an impulse to play masak-masak with a chunk of wasabi, and some soy sauce.

Wasabi + soy sauce



Bee's masak-masak aftermath

Bee met up w/ MeiYuen after we left Oh Sushi to go kai kai. So it was just Kwee and I.

So what did the both of us do or better, what CAN both of us do? :P HAHA.

Randomly, we headed to MPH to read some books (!). Haha. Suddenly we brought out the intellectual-ness in us :)

Nah, there wasn't any much intellectual-ness in our reading session. We just checked out car mags to more car mags.

We stayed in MPH till somewhere near around 3pm. We got tired of books. What else did we do?

We decided to bowl some balls.




Bowl time!


Half an hour more to kill, so Kwee suggested two rounds of bowling. The last time i went bowling was last year after SAM's mid-term exam, so its been awhile.

Cosmic Bowl

I'm leading!


For the first game, i had the lead and won! But i got trashed on the second game :( Guess Kwee hasn't warmed up yet during the first game.

That's Kwee



This is the second game score -



I got trashed

I completely lost for on the second round! So i got trashed :(

Anyway after our bowling game, i turned driver for Kwee and send him back to his college. Bee continued to stay in MidValley w/ MeiYuen and was meeting up with more friends later.

For me, i was a good boy for that day, so i stayed at home for the rest of the day :)

Well, that's that. Don't have anything else much to write about. Holiday's been a real bore.

- take care and God bless, everyone.

- jW's.

"Them Childhood Things."

Everyone knows our favourite childhood play thing - LEGO.

I'm sure most of us knows about our favourite late 90's RTS game - Starcraft.


Put them together and ;

Click to enlarge.

We get a very cool toy :)


Sien ah, holidays.

Damn nothing to do :(





- take care and God bless, everyone.

- jW's.

"Sup Ikan-Yu."

Time really does fly, huh. First thing i know i'm hitting my books bracing myself for the finals, next thing i know now i'm left with nothing to do but rot rot rot :S

It's been only a day (2 days since today is a Sunday) since the end of semester 2 and i'm already running out of things to do :(

Oh well, a recap on last Friday;


In the noon, headed to 1U to catch Step-Up along w/ some old college mates and their coursemates. After that, headed to MidValley to meet up w/ Bee's friends. Headed off for Hartamas at night for some drinks and that was how night ended with :)



Breakers.




jW's and tsencai's.




How's that for a short summary? :)


Anyway, some interesting stuff you might wanna check out;



For the car enthusiasts;


Paultan.org: BMW 7-Series Drift Crash


Crazy people. Next time they're going drifting with a Rolls Royce.


Been to kennysia.com lately? Seems that he has finally picked the 3 finalists for the LG White Chocolate Giveaway Contest. Contestants are suppose to post up real-life crazy stories of desperate people doing crazy things to win a boy/girl's heart. All 3 stories from the 3 finalists have been posted up. I personally liked this one :) ;

Adapted from kennysia.com -

"I'm your typical pathetic loser.

It happened when I was in Form 2. There was this girl that I really liked P. At that point, being young and naive, I thought that love was easy.

I guess she was toying with the fact that i liked her, her friends as well as mine knew about this one way relationship.

Why?

Coz I was sort of like her boyfriend. That's it. She wasn't my girlfriend.

Well, being young and naive, I thought that I had her in the bag. Thoughts or marriage and nonsense. Anyway, she forced me to do things for her. Now thinking back, I was pretty dumb to oblige to everything.
She wanted to eat Ipoh hor fun during reccess one day. When i say Ipoh, I mean Ipoh. I sneaked out of school, took a taxi to Puduraya, got a bus, went to Ipoh, bought the hor fun, came back to KL. By then, it was night already. Called her, she said she didn't want it anymore.

It was a Saturday night, she called me. Said she wants me to go to her house to make a cup of milo for her. So I walked to her house (her house was in the other neighbourhood), ringed the doorbell, guess what? Her dad came out holding a police-like baton threatening to kill me. He didn't believe me when I told him her daughter asked me to come over. He said his daughter would never befriend a guy like me and she was already asleep. Got into a lot of trouble with my parents when I got home.

On Monday, I enquired her about it. She slapped me across the face. During assembly, I was left hurt and ashamed.

From that day 'till today, we have not spoken. I thought obliging to her wishes would make her accept me. Guess not.

So, do you agree that I'm a pathetic loser?

I'm sure you are nodding frantically now."

Story ends here.

Poor guy :(

I told Bee about it, asked her to have a read at it.

And then...

Click for a larger image.


: S





- take care and God bless, everyone.


- jW's.