Everybody's Friend. Making a Difference.: September 2007

Lies Girls Have Told -

1 ) "I didn't do anything over the weekend.."

Lie. This translates into "I got drunk and had lots of sex that I regret having now that I'm sober, but I'd rather not sound like a slut, so I'll give you the false impression that I live a modest life sitting at home and reading over my weekends, so you'll have to find out what I really did from people talking behind my back." This is probably closer to the truth than most people think. And don't mail me some politically correct rant saying "well not every girl is like that blah blah blah..." I know that not every girl is like that. Nobody cares.

2) "I've only kissed one guy..."

Lie. No girl has only kissed one guy. Any girl that says she has kissed only one guy is either too young to have kissed more, or a damned liar.

3) "I think you're cute!"

Lie. No girl thinks I'm cute. I'm repulsive. I'm hideous.

4) "Looks don't matter to me.."

Lie. Looks don't matter, MY ASS. Looks matter. Any girl that says "looks don't matter" is in denial. Proof? The good looking jerks that treat women like shit always get the women.

5) "I want to find a guy that's sensitive.."

Lie. This one's a whopper. Girls don't want sensitive guys, nay, when it comes down to it all they really want is sex. Most of them are no better than the assholes they sleep with. Sure.. they want sensitivity.. ass slapping, hair pulling sensitivity. What girl in their right mind would willingly sleep with a total jerk? Are all these girls being raped? Or are they really just horny? They want sensitivity.. or at least, that's what they'll have you believing, with their warm smiles and good looks. Just once, I'd like to meet a good looking girl that's not in denial, and that won't put on an integrity show, and that will just come out and admit that she's been pounded more times than any nail in the floor she stands on, like the whore that she is. At least then I'd respect her for being honest. It's so transparent to me what's going on. They fritter their lives away having sex every day of the week, and then go to church on sunday and think they're clean again. They're only fooling themselves. It's probably the only way they can live with their conscience (or lack thereof).

6) "I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm not going to date for a while"

Lie. I hear this one a lot. They say it to sound like they're not whores going from one guy immediately to the next, but come the first good looking jerk with slick hair and a nice car, and she'll be in bed with him faster than she can contract his STDs.

7) "I like to have fun.."

Lie. Some girls I've talked to have been so shallow, that when asked what they like to do, she'll simply say "I like to have fun.." No shit? I thought you liked being bored like the rest of us. What the hell kind of answer is "I like to have fun.." Who doesn't like to have fun? Upon further probing for what they like to do, they'll say "well.. uhhh.. I like to swim, and go hiking, and uhh.. I like to just hang out with friends.. uhhh.. I like to see movies.. uhhh..." Okay, she likes to see movies. Potential for a conversation. So, I'll ask them what movies they like, and with out fail, they always say "oh.. uhh... I like all movies.." No, dipshit, you don't like all movies. Nobody does. What movies do you like? "uhh.. I like romantic movies mostly.." (I don't really say dipshit.. I'm usually very mannered around women.. not that it matters, since they only want a rich guy to screw). My fault on that one, I should have known. Upon further interrogating (at least it seems like interrogation, since they have nothing to say about anything that matters outside of their microcosm of existence), they tell me that they like music, "all kinds" of music, of course. This is all torture to me. Why the hell should I waste my time with someone so damn boring?

8) "I like guys with a sense of humor.."

Lie. I consider myself to have a sense of humor. Anyone that comes to this site and leaves without being offended has to have a sense of humor (or a really low attention span). Most of the girls that say this usually mean to say "I'm a giddy little girl that laughs at everything regardless of how everything I laugh at is painfully not funny." The elusive "guys with a sense of humor" they talk about are jerks that treat them like shit so often, that they have no choice but to think that it's funny so they can live with themselves for dating them. Pathetic.

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UPDATE -

9) All I want is a nice guy that will make me feel special, that will listen to me and love me forever..."

Lie. She left off the part about "and a guy that will have plenty of raunchy sex with me because that's all most girls are really looking for, but we're too shallow to admit that to you because we want to keep this 'virgin-girl' image we have going on and we don't want to sound too slutty, so we're going to pretend that all the nice guys we've met so far haven't fit the bill when in reality, they've treated us infinitely better than any guy we could ever hope to meet at a club downtown." I've said this before and I'll say it again:
GIRLS DON'T WANT NICE GUYS. END OF STORY.

I know there are SOME out there that do.. the ratio of honest girls that want nice guys to sleazy girls that are in it for money and sex is very small, if not non-existant. However, I won't consider this possibility at this time.

Almost every guy that goes to a club goes there for one reason: ass. More often than not, they get it. Way to go champ, you got laid, now wipe off the disease and try your luck again. That's all they want and girls aren't so stupid as to not realize this, but they want to make it sound like they're perpetual victims that can't find the elusive "nice guy." Why don't you actually TRY LOOKING for one, you moron? That's like a guy trying to find a "nice girl" by cruising the streets downtown. You tread the grounds of prostitutes, so don't complain that all you have to show for it is a yield of whores. I'm so sick and tired of girls giving the false impression that they want a nice guy; this is only true for women in their 30's that have already spent a decade getting their brains screwed out and now they're finally pulling their heads out of their ass and they're looking for a decent guy to settle down with. It's not going to happen moron, you blew your chance. I see girls fall for bad guys every day. I see girls abused, cheated on and insulted in public ALL THE TIME. What the hell is wrong with them? They think that there's something wild and untamable about bad guys that's attractive? WAKE UP. WAKE UP. You're getting abused, hurt, murdered and taken advantage of. Holy shit, how can people be so stupid? Is there no end to the barrel of stupid they drink from?

Continue hating me.

- tsencai

Joe kata, Just felt like talking =)

Selamat petang semua.

Hari-hari ini holiday manyak bosan la. Tak tahu buat apa. Nak start assignment pun susah cause i'm lazy and its the holidays therefore i'm entitled to be lazy :P

Mau buat tutorial work jugak susah. And boring. Bosan sampai mati man. Cuba chat sama orang on msn pun tiada respond. Nobody layan me. I is sad :(

Biar saya bercerita story saya hari ini:

Saya bangun tengah hari sebab saya tidur lewat semalam. Kalau ini jadi sampai minggu depan saya pasti hailat. Tengah hari saya pergi rumah JaySen. Datang jemput Jaydeep, Azlan, Malcolm dan Nelson. Semua kawan baik saya walaupun semua budak horny child. Please, ku bukan horny child.

Baru datang saya dipanggil beli maggi mi. Ambui i thought to myself. Being the kind and thoughtful me, saya pun ikut arahan macam dungu. Apabila beli ku balik jemput mereka lalu main WolfTeam. Saya bunuh banyak orang lalu Jaydeep kata sama saya geek kerana saya pandai main komputer.

Lain tu, kita tengok MTV crib pada laptop Jaydeep dan ku jugak cari secret porn stash-nya di C:/My Documents/Blue. Amboi. Horny child.

Unlike me, ku budak bagus tiada porn :D Again, saya bukan horny child.

Dah petang saya pulang ke rumah lalu ke gym. Semasa di gym saya teringat kakak saya yang sudah MiA sejak pagi. Saya sms kak kesayangan ku cakap sama dia kalau dia balik rumah makan malam sama adik kesayangan dia.

Namun dia reply dia keluar dan takkan pulang makan malam :( Saya kena ditch and have to make dinner all by myself. Bleh. Saya malas masak la tapi no choice.

Anyway, lepas makan malam saya slack sehingga sekarang la. So bosan hingga buat entry lame macam ni.

So if you are still reading here lu se-bosan macam saya. Okay i don't know whether there is such word as sebosan in the BM vocab.

haha.

Nelsie dah panggil saya main tang lung.

Goodbye and have a nice day :)

Edit: Deleted links - blogs that are dead. I will delete if i don't see any updates for awhile.

- tsencai.