"Not Another Car Entry."

Yes, it is another car entry.

Gallardo.

Spotted at Lygon St. This isn't the first time seeing one of these here, just that now i had the chance of taking photos of it.

O btw, the owner of the car is sitting in front of the man whom's back is facing the car. Hehe.

I was taking a photo of it and when i was done he went, "20 dollars for the photos!" -_-;

Nice car.

- tsencai.

"Hummo."

Greetings.

Hari-hari ni makin panas di Melbourne. I reckoned that's a good thing but some don't think so. Went to bed in a cold night and woke up in a hot morning. Stupid weather. I was sweating on my bed when i got up.

Went for the 6pm church service along w/ the regular Monash-ians. So had time in the noon for some mugging.

Anyway this'll be a very short post, as i have really nothing to say about my current slow-paced life. The photos for today -

Beautiful day...

for a Hummer limo!

Finally had the chance to snap a shot of it. That thing is pretty long despite the lousy photographic impression of it. Believe me, it's pretty long. Wouldn't be kind of difficult to drive that thing?

Word about says that renting this for about 3 hours will cost you AUD1,200!

Yowza. Pain. That hurts.

Oh well, deal with it.

- tsencai.

"Crossed Paths."

Literally.

There was an accident just in front of my apartment. Living on the 13th floor, i had a nice view of the entire scene.

A car just slammed right into a passing tram. My sis actually called me to see the scene - she heard a massive loud bang which i apparently did not.

Anyway, two more photos -

Don't know how the hell it happened. Probably the guy was speeding trying to dodge the red light but end up smacking right into the tram. Oh well.

Life sucks, buddy. Deal with it.

- tsencai.

"Howdy's New Add."

Just fresh. Audi's latest add. The R8.

Seen one on the roads yet?

- tsencai.

"Humming Hum..."

Today, semasa jalan balik ke rumah dari kelas, saya ternampak a High Mobility Multi-Purpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMWW)...

aka Hummer.

Sorry bad photos cause the car was moving.

Today is a Friday, and i'm stuck at home. This sucks.

- tsencai.

"Ad-Vantage."

Aston Martin Vantage sighting - archived.

- tsencai.

"George Maddox says..."

Lies Girls Have Told -


1 ) "I didn't do anything over the weekend.."

Lie. This translates into "I got drunk and had lots of sex that I regret having now that I'm sober, but I'd rather not sound like a slut, so I'll give you the false impression that I live a modest life sitting at home and reading over my weekends, so you'll have to find out what I really did from people talking behind my back." This is probably closer to the truth than most people think. And don't mail me some politically correct rant saying "well not every girl is like that blah blah blah..." I know that not every girl is like that. Nobody cares.


2) "I've only kissed one guy..."

Lie. No girl has only kissed one guy. Any girl that says she has kissed only one guy is either too young to have kissed more, or a damned liar.


3) "I think you're cute!"

Lie. No girl thinks I'm cute. I'm repulsive. I'm hideous.


4) "Looks don't matter to me.."

Lie. Looks don't matter, MY ASS. Looks matter. Any girl that says "looks don't matter" is in denial. Proof? The good looking jerks that treat women like shit always get the women.


5) "I want to find a guy that's sensitive.."

Lie. This one's a whopper. Girls don't want sensitive guys, nay, when it comes down to it all they really want is sex. Most of them are no better than the assholes they sleep with. Sure.. they want sensitivity.. ass slapping, hair pulling sensitivity. What girl in their right mind would willingly sleep with a total jerk? Are all these girls being raped? Or are they really just horny? They want sensitivity.. or at least, that's what they'll have you believing, with their warm smiles and good looks. Just once, I'd like to meet a good looking girl that's not in denial, and that won't put on an integrity show, and that will just come out and admit that she's been pounded more times than any nail in the floor she stands on, like the whore that she is. At least then I'd respect her for being honest. It's so transparent to me what's going on. They fritter their lives away having sex every day of the week, and then go to church on sunday and think they're clean again. They're only fooling themselves. It's probably the only way they can live with their conscience (or lack thereof).


6) "I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm not going to date for a while"

Lie. I hear this one a lot. They say it to sound like they're not whores going from one guy immediately to the next, but come the first good looking jerk with slick hair and a nice car, and she'll be in bed with him faster than she can contract his STDs.


7) "I like to have fun.."

Lie. Some girls I've talked to have been so shallow, that when asked what they like to do, she'll simply say "I like to have fun.." No shit? I thought you liked being bored like the rest of us. What the hell kind of answer is "I like to have fun.." Who doesn't like to have fun? Upon further probing for what they like to do, they'll say "well.. uhhh.. I like to swim, and go hiking, and uhh.. I like to just hang out with friends.. uhhh.. I like to see movies.. uhhh..." Okay, she likes to see movies. Potential for a conversation. So, I'll ask them what movies they like, and with out fail, they always say "oh.. uhh... I like all movies.." No, dipshit, you don't like all movies. Nobody does. What movies do you like? "uhh.. I like romantic movies mostly.." (I don't really say dipshit.. I'm usually very mannered around women.. not that it matters, since they only want a rich guy to screw). My fault on that one, I should have known. Upon further interrogating (at least it seems like interrogation, since they have nothing to say about anything that matters outside of their microcosm of existence), they tell me that they like music, "all kinds" of music, of course. This is all torture to me. Why the hell should I waste my time with someone so damn boring?


8) "I like guys with a sense of humor.."

Lie. I consider myself to have a sense of humor. Anyone that comes to this site and leaves without being offended has to have a sense of humor (or a really low attention span). Most of the girls that say this usually mean to say "I'm a giddy little girl that laughs at everything regardless of how everything I laugh at is painfully not funny." The elusive "guys with a sense of humor" they talk about are jerks that treat them like shit so often, that they have no choice but to think that it's funny so they can live with themselves for dating them. Pathetic.


Ha
UPDATE -

9) All I want is a nice guy that will make me feel special, that will listen to me and love me forever..."

Lie. She left off the part about "and a guy that will have plenty of raunchy sex with me because that's all most girls are really looking for, but we're too shallow to admit that to you because we want to keep this 'virgin-girl' image we have going on and we don't want to sound too slutty, so we're going to pretend that all the nice guys we've met so far haven't fit the bill when in reality, they've treated us infinitely better than any guy we could ever hope to meet at a club downtown." I've said this before and I'll say it again:
GIRLS DON'T WANT NICE GUYS. END OF STORY.

I know there are SOME out there that do.. the ratio of honest girls that want nice guys to sleazy girls that are in it for money and sex is very small, if not non-existant. However, I won't consider this possibility at this time.

Almost every guy that goes to a club goes there for one reason: ass. More often than not, they get it. Way to go champ, you got laid, now wipe off the disease and try your luck again. That's all they want and girls aren't so stupid as to not realize this, but they want to make it sound like they're perpetual victims that can't find the elusive "nice guy." Why don't you actually TRY LOOKING for one, you moron? That's like a guy trying to find a "nice girl" by cruising the streets downtown. You tread the grounds of prostitutes, so don't complain that all you have to show for it is a yield of whores. I'm so sick and tired of girls giving the false impression that they want a nice guy; this is only true for women in their 30's that have already spent a decade getting their brains screwed out and now they're finally pulling their heads out of their ass and they're looking for a decent guy to settle down with. It's not going to happen moron, you blew your chance. I see girls fall for bad guys every day. I see girls abused, cheated on and insulted in public ALL THE TIME. What the hell is wrong with them? They think that there's something wild and untamable about bad guys that's attractive? WAKE UP. WAKE UP. You're getting abused, hurt, murdered and taken advantage of. Holy shit, how can people be so stupid? Is there no end to the barrel of stupid they drink from?


Continue hating me.

- tsencai

"BiA."

Done and dealt!

We are officially back in action after four months.

Added a few new things to the blog. Hope it goes noticed :)

- tsencai.

"My N."

My N got problem.

 

 

My N came off.

 

Oh and i just had to post this -

 

I literally laughed-out-loud when i read it over and over again.

Entry logged in, just another boring day.

- tsencai.

"Macam..."

Joe kata, Just felt like talking =)

Selamat petang semua.

Hari-hari ini holiday manyak bosan la. Tak tahu buat apa. Nak start assignment pun susah cause i'm lazy and its the holidays therefore i'm entitled to be lazy :P

Mau buat tutorial work jugak susah. And boring. Bosan sampai mati man. Cuba chat sama orang on msn pun tiada respond. Nobody layan me. I is sad :(

Biar saya bercerita story saya hari ini:

Saya bangun tengah hari sebab saya tidur lewat semalam. Kalau ini jadi sampai minggu depan saya pasti hailat. Tengah hari saya pergi rumah JaySen. Datang jemput Jaydeep, Azlan, Malcolm dan Nelson. Semua kawan baik saya walaupun semua budak horny child. Please, ku bukan horny child.

Baru datang saya dipanggil beli maggi mi. Ambui i thought to myself. Being the kind and thoughtful me, saya pun ikut arahan macam dungu. Apabila beli ku balik jemput mereka lalu main WolfTeam. Saya bunuh banyak orang lalu Jaydeep kata sama saya geek kerana saya pandai main komputer.

Lain tu, kita tengok MTV crib pada laptop Jaydeep dan ku jugak cari secret porn stash-nya di C:/My Documents/Blue. Amboi. Horny child.

Unlike me, ku budak bagus tiada porn :D Again, saya bukan horny child.

Dah petang saya pulang ke rumah lalu ke gym. Semasa di gym saya teringat kakak saya yang sudah MiA sejak pagi. Saya sms kak kesayangan ku cakap sama dia kalau dia balik rumah makan malam sama adik kesayangan dia.

Namun dia reply dia keluar dan takkan pulang makan malam :( Saya kena ditch and have to make dinner all by myself. Bleh. Saya malas masak la tapi no choice.

Anyway, lepas makan malam saya slack sehingga sekarang la. So bosan hingga buat entry lame macam ni.

So if you are still reading here lu se-bosan macam saya. Okay i don't know whether there is such word as sebosan in the BM vocab.

haha.

Nelsie dah panggil saya main tang lung.

Goodbye and have a nice day :)

Edit: Deleted links - blogs that are dead. I will delete if i don't see any updates for awhile.

- tsencai.

"Random Seven."

Two nights ago - a random night a 7 after the Planetshaker's event at the Melbourne convention centre. After church go clubbing - Haha.

Queue at 7 that day was a freaking long wait. Well, holidays are here and everyone wants to party i guess. Tagged along with ex-Taylorians cum Monash-ians and met a lot of familiar faces there as well.

 

Don't-know-or-either-forgot-his-name, Aaron, Praevin, Me and Alison.

 

Alison.

 

Praevin-closed-his-eyes, Joey and I.

 

Evie's got a rose. Haha.

 

Kisses to the birthday boy (whom i have no idea who's that) - Ian on left and Eve on right.

 

Had Vincent to drive me and Joey home and we were freaking out and wondering whether we should trust Vincent to drive. Yea, but what's wrong with Vincent's driving?

Nothing - just that he has the audacity to get drunk each time he goes clubbing. Um..yea. He got drunk on the Cruise ball last week btw.

I miss driving! :(

- tsencai.

"20th."

I had a great 20th.

Thanks goes out to the Melbourne buddies who made this possible.

Thank you :)



- tsencai.

"Initiate."

Its official. I've moved to wordpress. However, this doesn't mean i'll stop updating this blog =) I did too much here to let go y'know.

Hit me at my new web log at http://tsencai.wordpress.com.


- tsencai.

"Wordpress."

Hi all.

Just toying around w/ something new.

Hit me @


tsencai.wordpress.com



- God bless.

"I'm not a Columbian."

Just now, today, i walked out of my place and there was this lady standing in front of my place. I came out, and then she asked me,

"Do you stay here?"

"Yea, i do."

"Oh, are you Columbian?"

*Pauses for awhile*

*Repeats her question* "Are you Columbian?"

"No, i'm not Columbian."

"Okay, thanks."

"Sure, no problem."



Okay, in what way do i resemble a Columbian? =\

"I Remember You."

I'm waiting for my laundry to be done, and i'm stuck w/ my damn BPA assignment. Ma group mates have left me to construct the DFDs for the work :( Well i don't blame them. Yesterday i was late for the group meeting after dinner...2 hours late to be exact :( sorry la guys.

Was looking through my old photos and (this is gonna be cheesy) i started to think about my friends and family back home :) Yes, thats right. I'm missing every one of you guys back home.

Some random questions assigned to some random people whom i haven't seen in a while. To those random people, you know you are =]

1. How've you been bro? Is it cold there? Is your toilet that CLEAN? Haha :) Cheers man.
2. Are you still in prison? =)
3. Mr.Pornking, i see you online often but you don't seem to reply my messages. I hope you are still alive :)
4. Thanks for everything, Mr.M. Your words, encouragement, and experience really opened my eyes. I never thought you would be that kind of person, to be frank. See you in July :)
5. Yes, i do remember the time i pushed you into the pool :) Take care mate, will definitely see you soon!
6. How've you been? How's the little green thing in your room? :) It's been some time since we last spoke. Hope to hear from you soon :) Cheers.
7. How are you? Settled down yet? Have you met someone new? Tell her i said hi =) *quotes*
8. Don't be a SLUT!
9. Do you remember back during the high school era, where i would pop a random question on msn and ask you to tell me a story? Haha! i can't believe i even would ask something like that :/
10. I'm sorry i didn't meet up with you last Sunday. I really am looking forward to see you soon :)
11. Same to you, Boss.
12. Man of God, sorry to hear that you won't be able to make it here at Melbourne Uni. But at least i still can get to see you in July :) Thank you for all your talks during the midst of the night. God bless you =]
13. Do you remember the time we pranked you in college when you surfed "unauthorized" website? Man, those days :]
14. Fucking coward.
15. Cr_ronaldo, update la! All the best in VU :)
16. Do you remember how we used to eat at the orange shop and you always ordered kamhiong kai fan. That was my favourite as well :) Too bad you can't have one before you leave. haha.
17. I know i don't show it but i'm so grateful to be here. I know you have been paying through your teeth and working till your fingers bleed and i promise you i will not fail you :) Thank you.
18. Do you remember the BlueServer nights... =)
    
19. Do you remember how you used to come over to my place just to play the Playstation? It was the hottest thing around that time wasn't it and i was one of the few people to have it first :) haha.
20. Do you remember the times where 5 of us would pack into a Kelisa? Man.
21. You still owe me.
    
22. Do you remember the time where i slept over at your place and you took care of me cause i had food poisoning? Haha that sounded gay. But yea, thanks for everything man, since college days :) Wish you all the best and hope to see you sometime soon.
23. My eye candy deleted the friendster account :\ Btw, haven't seen you in ages. Are you still alive? :)
24. Remember...BURGER BRUTAL!
25. Do you remember the time back in Form 4, where you guys would embarass/bang/tease me all the time... morons :]
26. Do you remember the times we stayed up till night in college studying for our finals? Ahhh..the productivity :)
27. Do you remember...

- Take care, and God bless you all.

"Butler Butsecks."

Gerrard says,




























Lastly;







I haven't laughed this badly since God-knows-when.

"This is PASTA?."

Greetings!

No update, cause =


1) Tutorial work.
2) Assignments.
3) Tutorial work.
4) Assignments.
5) Repeat


Apparently that is why they call this place Melbourne University. It's no VU man =\


So what have i been up to lately?

Last Saturday = Jaydeep's birthday. Had dinner at Universal Pizza @ Lygon St w/ some friends and ex-VU mates (Chris, Amanda, Azlan, Elina and etc.). It was good to see them familiar faces again. After dinner, the party headed over to my place for more fun :)

We -

1) Drank.
2) Played drinking games.
3) Drank some more.
4) Played this stupid celebrity-name-guessing-game.
5) Drank some more.
6) Someone gave in to the drinking part but wasn't me =\ nasty stuff.

Left to right: Chris, JaySen, Jaydeep birthday boy, Elina (partially hidden), and Azlan.

As for the highlight of the birthday, please click HERE and view the picture w/ the caption "Power Rangers!". =] Left to right: Chris, Jaydeep and Ben. So you get the rough idea what we were playing :)

*Update - just so you know its not a batang party. There were females as well =)

Next day -

Sunday, went to Uni. in the late noon for the Beauripaire Centre. I mean the gym =)

Sunday noon.

I'm getting lazier and lazier to go all the way to uni. just for the gym =\ For your info., i walk to uni. everyday! To get a rough picture on how far the distance is from my place to uni., its nearly equally as far as from my house in M'sia to my DJ high school. And yea, whoever posted on my chatterbox advising me on the distance wasn't kidding me. Each ordeal last for at least 15 minutes and this is torturing esp. with the scorching sun :\

Had dinner w/ JaySen, Ben and Bond at China town. Then walked along Londsdale St. for the Greek festival. The street was closed down for the festival so all traffic was diverted to different streets, and so happen one of them is LaTrobe street - which explains the traffic congestion directly in front of my place =/

Greek festival.

Greek festival.

Easy money.

Hosted by some an asian dude and lady, all you need to play this game (photo above) is a 20 cent and hopefully coin-tossing skills and probably luck as well. Each square on the board represents a certain amount of money. The middle one is obviously the big prize. Wherever your coin lands, you get the amount of money back equivalent to whatever amount stated on the square. That was probably the most crowded booth among the rest in the festival.

Went home, did some tute work, and tossed and turned in bed till 5am? =\


Today, Monday -

Monday late morning.

Routinely headed for my morning tutorial and had a 2 hour gap in between before my lecture. Went to sleep at the uni's south lawn to get some shut eye. Haha.

Monday late morning.

Thats what most of the angmoh-langs do during their freetime. They head to the lawn and just chill, sleep, play, make out (?), etc etc.


On the way walking home -

Us Aussie lags.

The latest fad. The latest craze. I'm sure everyone is familiar about the movie 300 already. And everyone thinks its . . .

- take care and God bless.

- tsencai.