"10,000th!"

Congrats to me for having 10,000 visits on my blog.

I would like to thank everyone who have made this possible. I would to thank my family, my teachers, lecturers, my friends and especially Bee :)

This would not have been made possible without the help of you people.



Ah screw that. I have much more important issues to attend to.

Sigh.

Sometimes, the wrong things come at the wrong time.

Those things that come out of my mouth, were never meant to be that way :(

I'm sorry :(

I'm fucked up.


Sigh.

:(

- God bless us all.

- tsencai.

"I Too Can't Resist."

I'm writing this post in response to this :



You can't resist, huh.



Which is actually an entry in response...

to this -



Bee's blog entry quite some time ago.



First thing when Bee read it, she couldn't help but laugh at distorted-nat's attempt at flaming Bee in return.


First things first -


We were both dumbfounded because in the first place...







it wasn't even directed to you =)



Oh boy, =)


Now why you so itchy-backside so perasan flame Bee when there was no intention of ever directing such things to you =)




Yes, NATALIE. jW is a Goddess to me =) Let's hope your boyfriend feels the same way to you too =)


I really pity you for having such an over-sized ego.

Bee has no concern over you, little girl. You have certain nothing. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped.


Why do you even bother finding trouble w/ Bee :)


Seriously, the only thing worse than your ego is your manners. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective.

I mean really. What's up? What gave you the initiative for that?

Bee is really going to enjoy putting in a new entry =)

I notice that you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your posts. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration?


YOU ARE LIKE DAMN FUCKING PERASAN, GIRL. :)


And of course, no one can stop you from reading blogs :)


Dullard, do yourself a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.



Take care and God bless.







The response order goes like -

GO AWAYYY, pansybum --> i can't resist --> I Too Can't Resist =)


Enjoy.



- jW's.

"fucked in."

What if..

something were to happen..

that really hurts you..

but its deemed unevitable.

It hurts so badly.

these feelings of helplessness.

these feelings of sorrow.

everything seems to be crashing down.

Yes, it does not matter at all.

But it hurts so badly.

Just mere thoughts.

I try not to wallow about it.

It hurts so badly.

Just as much as i try not to think of it.

than thinking of it.

Others may not think mutually as me.

Its just the way I am.

I'm sorry.

I'm fucked in.

"..."

Fuckstress.

"Bee!"

Due to personal request:

Today wasn't a very good day for Bee. She was suppose to go for some casting thing for a Hotlink advertisement in the morning. I gave her a morning call to confirm our plan, but she wasn't feeling well :(

Worst still, she vomitted a few times in the morning when i called :( Sigh..

The cause; food poisoning :(

The culprit; musst be the food she ate on last Friday at SS2's Selera Malam. Tim is so gonna laugh at her. Poor thing :(

In the evening, i had dinner w/ Bee though she didn't felt too well. I suggested to go to Murni @ SS2 but the place was crowded as usual, so Bee suggested we eat at the kopitiam shop next to it. Poor girl had to accompany eat while at her state. In the end, Bee didn't eat anything, so she had to watch me eat while she just sat there looking.

Poor thing :( So i hurried up my meal before things gets worse. We went back to her place after that. Since Bee wasn't feeling too good i stayed at her place for awhile till somewhere near 9.00pm then i left. Didn't want her to be alone so i thought of giving her company for awhile :)

Bee hadn't had anything for the whole day except a slice of bread with milo kosong in the morning. So, she had forced herself to put something in her stomache. Her choics were limited, so she had roti kosong + milo kosong again. Poor Bee was so helpless i had to feed her :P


Get well soon k :)

I'll be praying for your speedy recovery :)



I love you, Bee :)

- jW's.

"Ads."

Some funny/weird/crazy ads that i've come across -



Big and Proud.

I know about bra push-ups, but rear push-ups?

Volkswagen advertisements (found it through Chris' blog).

Finally, some ads get really competitive.


BMW.


Audi.


Subaru.


Bentley.



Tomorrow's Bee's big day. Bee, all the best! :)





- take care and God bless, everyone.

- jW's.

"Sigh-ness."

I haven't been -

• studying enough
• working out
• sleeping enough

and my exams are in 3 weeks time. and not to say i have a very free and easy exam schedule unlike last semester where exam paper dates are few days apart. This semester are all back-to-back stuff.

Oh well, joke for the day;

Enjoy :)


The cute things they say to each other

You may not be able to party after marriage if your wife is like this one........... :)

Newlyweds This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party, so he says to his new wife: Honey, I'll be right back...

Where are you going coochi cooh...? Asks the wife. I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.

The wife puts her hands on her hips and says to him: You want a beer my love...? Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc....

The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is: Yes, loolie loolie ... but the bar .... you know ...the frozen glass.

He didn't get to finish saying the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying: You want a frozen glass puppy face...? She takes out of the freezer a huge beer mug so frozen that the wife was getting the chills from holding it.

The husband looking a bit pale says: Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hoer's de devours that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK? You want hoer's de devours poochi pooh..? She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hoer's de devours ...chicken wings, pigs in the blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc...

But sweet honey ... at the bar ... you know ... the swearing, the dirty words and all that...You want dirty words cutie pie...?

HERE, DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR FUCKING FROZEN GLASS AND EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT HOER'S DE VOURS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE.YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!...


Area 51

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as Area 51?

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their secret base, They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying"you-did-not-see-a-thing" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane... only this time there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said,Do anything you want to me, lock me up, throw away the key, ANYTHING you want! But my wife is in the plane with me and you have GOT to tell her where I was last night!



Red and Shiny

The teacher, in an attempt to stimulate their minds, asked the class the following question, "What is bright red and shiny?" Little Johnny jumped up and shouted, " A fire engine !!!!??? "No! No!" said the teacher," But I like the way you think.. Anyone else?" Little Susan replied that it was an apple and the teacher was happy except Johnny of course.. Anyway, Little Johnny asked the teacher if he can ask a question to which she nodded OK. "What is long, hard, rounded and has hair at one end?"

"JOHNNY!!!" she screamed, "WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT TALK HERE..." Johnny replied, "No, it's a toothbrush, but I like the way you think"..



- take care and God bless, everyone.

- jW's.

"Window Shopping"

A lazy Sunday afternoon, my mom and bro are out at 1U doing some grocery shopping, while its me and my dad sitting in house. So we decided to do some window shopping of our own :)



Window shopping galore.

Our ideal shopping mall. First item on display ;

Maserati C-12.

Maserati's supercar. Just fresh in the market.


Maserati C-12.

Next, we have German's fusion of superior performance and luxury;

Mercedes SLR.


Maserati C-12 and Mercedes SLR.

The Italian's are definitely at the top of the game;


Enzo nice behind.


Enzo.

Sweet foreign products, huh :) Fully imported and fresh. Next on the list we have superior modifications available as well.

Superior modifications.


Very superior modifications.

You'll want one.


You definitely will want one.

M-tagged.

Then, there are some which are ready for take-and-go basis;

Just take and go.

Further into the mall, we have;

British.


More Italian.

Italian's and German's.

More take-and-go basis;


An Italian.

Finally, ah-pa's favourite;

German.

A German.

and that concludes our window shopping for the afternoon. We were contented on the variety of products that was on display. Very diversified. I like it.

Oh, something i just realised recently.

Somehow i felt that Sean's blog thumbnail link was somewhat familiar...

Grins.

Grins.

HAHA! :)

Its late, and i need some sleep.

zZzZzZ.

- take care and God bless.

- jW's.

"Chicken, Beef, Pork, Prawn, Bacon and Lambo?"

Finally got hand of the paintball video courtesy of Tim. Thanks man :)

This relates back to the paintball entry back last month.

Enjoy :)




And..last Friday Bee and I went to 1u. Tried that Bar-B-Q Plaza place for dinner along w/ Joe, John and Kim. Was kind of a last minute plan for Joe, John and Kim.


Anyway time for some pics;


This is 1U's uh..billboard.


Courtesy of Bee.


The concept is like frying stuff at the same time steamboating..other stuff. Its barbequing and steamboating in one. The cooker thing is designed as so, to do so;


The barbeque/steamboat cooker.


We have lards, garlic, lime, chilli padi and some barbeque sauce.

We ordered some family mixed set. We had fish, chicken pork, bacon, beef, golden mushrooms etc etc the works just like the basic steamboat set you'll most probably get. The barbeque sauce was not bad. The waiter said you gotta mix the garlic, lime and the chilli padi together w/ the sauce for the best results.

Anyway, having fun w/ the cam;

Courtesy of Bee.


Digging in. From left to right: Me, Joe, John and Kim.

This is a piece of meat. Beef to be exact.


That is John.


John and Kim.


This is...Joe.


Joe and John. Joe likes playing with his things.


When we're done.

After our meal, we walked around, looking for Joe and John's stuff. Bee and I later caught the 9.20pm movie. We watched Devil Wears Prada.

Sigh, people can really get snucked up when they do well in their jobs. Will you ever neglect/leave your loved ones for your dream job? :(

I know i won't.

Oh well, today's a new day :) and... my bro wants to eat kfc. So i brought him to Atria, got himself some kfc, and on the way home, we see...

Murci Lamb!

Christ! Whats a Lamborghini doing in DJ? Daymmnn..i wanna drive a lamborghini too :(

And that's that. Nothing else much happened today. Just trying to cope up with assignments and work.

Oh, and..

Baby,

I'm really sorry for last night. I feel so awful now whenever i think of it. I know how it must've felt. I'm sorry baby. Please forgive me :(

I'll make it up to you. I won't promise, cause i know you don't like promises

But i will :)

Yours truly,

- tsencai.

Take care and God bless, everyone. Don't go around scaring people like me.

"Do You Like Big Cars?"

I do :)

The European big brands seem to be on-going a SUV craze.

First off, we have our;




Audi Q7

That just reached Euromobil malaysia recently as mentioned in the papers.


Audi Q7


and;


The recently confirmed 2008 Audi Q5


and



The concept Audi Q3


Audi Q3


For muscle-based;



TechART Magnum.

We have the TechART Magnum derived of the Porsche Cayenne (That's Sha-yen!). Just a souped up version.


MmmmMmMmMmM.....


MmmmMmMmMmM.....



We love large engines. Yes, we do.



Even the Italians seem to be induced by the SUV craze;



The concept -


Hmm?

The reality -


Lamborghini LM00X!

Lamborghini's SUV destined for 2008. Nice. I'd like mine custom-made with rocket launchers, and gatling guns. Some fencing + desert camouflage and carbon-based armor would be nice.

This car looks like a friggn' tank.

The heart of it? A 5.2 liter V10. Hmm, doesn't really need any rocket launchers or gatling guns to do any damage, it will kill the planet simply by running on the road.

- take care, God bless.

- jW's.