"Update!"

She’s alive! :)

Sorry for the delayed updates. I still have not gotten paintball photos from Patrick. ‘was suppose to bring them to me via a thumbdrive when we met up for a dota session @ blitz tho I’ve reminded him countless times. Haih. I knew he would’ve forgotten it.

This entry will just make due w/o the photos :)

A recap –

26^th January 2006, Friday – the usual stuff for the normal Friday outing. Though initially it wasn’t suppose to be. Plans changed making it just like any ordinary Friday night. I returned home unusually early :S mom was surprised to see me home so early. Ha. Was disappointed. And still disappointed!

28^th January 2006, Sunday – I attended the predeparture briefing of Melbourne uni. As what my sis said when she attended it last year, its just all basic stuff. All the do’s and do-not’s kind of stuff. Uni. orientation begins on the 15^th of February – but I’m only leaving Malaysia on the 19^th! :) guess I’m gonna miss some of the fun. Also, I hope that I’m not too late for registration :) haha. I’m late for everything.

18 more days till I leave. That’s less than 3 weeks time :(

I still have so much to do. So little time.

- take care and God bless, everyone.



- jay double-you's.

"Alone."

i shouldn't be here.

I only have 3 more weeks left before i fly off.

I'll be counting down my days.

"Morning Glory."

Everyone seems to be talking about this new handy dandy thing -

i 'want' Phone.

It's Apple's latest shitz and they came up with a new handphone. Wow wee. Now everyone will want one just like the iPod. bah. Biggie deal.


Anyways,

Played paintball last Friday w/ Kwee, Patrick, ChorYeow, John and his Monash lackeys. Oh, ChorYeow brought a friend too. Will go into more detail next time when i get pictures from Patrick. (i didn't bring my camera cause someone took it from me :( )

Anyway, joke of the day;



Morning Wood

(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom):

Please don't feel bad. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him. Hell, we do that all the time. It's rare for us guys to ever hit what were aiming for. Sometimes I go into the washroom, start to pee, and then just start spinning around; just so I'll make sure I hit something.

You see, something you ladies should understand by now is that men's penises have a mind of their own. A guy can go into a bathroom stall because all the urinals are being used, take perfect aim at the toilet, and his penis will still manage to piss all over the roll of toilet paper, down his left pant leg, and onto his shoe. I'm telling 'ya those little buggers can't be trusted.

After being married 28 years my wife has me trained. I'm no longer allowed to pee like a man - standing up. I am required to sit down and pee. She has convinced me that this is a small price to pay. Otherwise if she had gone to the toilet one more time at night and either sat on a pee soaked toilet seat, or fell right into the toilet because I forgot to put the seat down, she was going to kill me in my sleep.

Now another thing us guys don't usually like to talk about, but because you and I have become such good friends and you think I'm a classy guy, I might as well be candid with you because it's a real problem, and you ladies need to be understanding. It's the dreaded "morning wood".

Most mornings us guys wake up with two things. A tremendous desire to pee, and a penis so hard you could cut diamonds with it. Well, no matter how hard you try, you can't get that thing to bend, and if it don't bend you can't aim, well hell, if you can't aim you have no choice but to piss all over the wallpaper and that damn fuzzy toilet seat cover you women insist on putting on the toilet.

And by the way, when you use those damn fuzzy toilet seat covers, the friggin' toilet seat won't stay up by itself. So that means we have to use one hand to hold up the toilet seat and the other hand to try to control ourselves for that perfect aim.

Now sometimes, when you're newly married, (and I know the guys in here will back me up on this) you think you can get the toilet seat with that damn fuzzy thing to stay up. You jam it back and compress that fuzzy thing until the seat stays there. OK, so you start to pee, but then that compressed fuzzy starts to decompress and without warning that damn toilet seat comes flying down and tries to whack off your weenie.

So us guys will not lift a toilet seat with a fuzzy, it's just not safe. I tried to delicately explain this morning situation to my wife. I told her . . . look, it won't bend. She said, "sit down like I told you to do all the rest of the time." OK. I tried sitting down on the toilet with "morning wood".

Well it's is very hard to get it bent under the toilet seat, and before I could manage it, I had pissed all over the bath towels hanging on the wall across the room. Now, even if you are sitting down and you can get it forced down under the toilet seat, when you start to pee the pee shoots out from the crack between the bottom of the toilet seat and the top of the bowl. You piss all over the back of your knees and it runs down the back of our legs on to that damn matching fuzzy horseshoe rug you keep putting on the floor in front of the toilet.

I have found the only effective maneuver to deal with this morning urinary dilemma is to assume the flying superman position laying over the toilet seat. This takes a great deal of practice, perfect balance, and split time precision but it's the only sure way to get all the pee in the bowl during the first morning pee.

So you ladies have to understand that us men are not totally to blame. We are sensitive to your concerns about hygiene and bathroom cleanliness, but there are times when things just get beyond our control.

It's not our fault, it's just Mother Nature.

Now, if it was Father Nature,... there wouldn't have been a problem!!!



Joke ends here.


Remember the little trivia from Dexter's Laboratory on my last post? Nvm. Don't click on the link. I'll just repost the "joke" :)



A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,

"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!".



Since you have been patient enough and have tuned in just for the answer, i present to you, my loyal readers, the interpretation of this ..."joke".

:)

Let's get started.

First, to liberate means to free. So, Liberate = Free. The point of this whole joke is to conclude that the hydroxyl ion is his wife. So, Hydroxyl ion = Wife.

Hydroxyls, which contain at least one hydroxide (-OH), are alcohols. Does it mean that the wife is drunk? :S

Secondly -

"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

Salicyclic acid is a plant hormone used as a medicine for acne. More importantly, it is carboxylic acid. An ester linkage is formed between a carboxyl and a hydroxyl, and in this case, salicylic acid and hydroxyl ions create aspirin, the pain reliever.

Thirdly -

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says...

The hydroxyl ion is negatively charged, so the wife must've had some alcohol.


Finally -

"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!".

Therefore, since salicylic acids = pain reliever and hydroxyl ions = wife = alcohol, it seems that the professor was only trying to give some aspirin to his wife, who has a hangover. The end :)


I still get the watafak smirk on my face. I'll try to get paintball pictures next week.




- take care and God bless.

- tsencai.

"The Losing Edge."

Its 4.05am, and I can’t sleep. I went to bed at around 3.30am, and I was tossing and turning in bed till then. I had a lot going through my mind.

Life can be unfair. Just like how a student can study so damn fucking hard just to obtain a creditable C while the other one just lazes and plays around and in the end wins w/ a HD by means like cheating or just being plain fucking intelligent.

There is supreme efficiency for the one who works less and wins in the long run. The one who works till his/her finger bleeds still lose in the end. No efficiency here.

So am I on the losing edge?

Excuse this entry cause I think I’m really writing nonsense right now.

"Get This."

Sunday! Bah. Sundays are boring.

I'm sure for most of us, Sundays normally means "family day". This means normally no hanging out w/ friends and means staying at home and spend time w/ family. I'm not saying spending time w/ family is boring, its just that at least for me, if its a "family day", this means i'll be pretty much sit in front of my pc the whole day.

Well, how are Sundays for you? Haha. Damn random post. Super sien here. Actually i normally don't simply post stuff. Just that i enjoy typing on my new laptop or "lappie" as how Bee calls it :)

Anyhow...

I finally found myself a roommate. Namanya JaySen, my ex-VU coursemate. Thats Jay and Sen but everyone pronounce it as it was "Jason". Haha. Another random thing. But he's only staying w/ me for one semester. After that he''ll be moving out with his friend whom i don't know.

And what about me after that? I don't know? :/ i'll sort something out. As for now, internet sucks, and its raining cats and dogs at my place. And something came across my mind a few days ago, and now only i wanna syok sendiri post it.

Try and get this;


I'm sure most of you people have watched an episode of "Dexter's Laboratory" on Cartoon Network, or channel 62 on Astro. And i'm very sure most of you comes across a very weird, might be complex and contrived joke which goes like this;


A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says,

"Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"

And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!".


Most of you will have the watafak smirk on your face after listening to/reading this but wait till you find out about the interpretation behind this joke. Its kinda scary or maybe just a mere coincidence.

As for the moment, tune in to tsencai.blogspot.com for the answer :)



- take care, and God bless everyone.

- tsencai.

"Enter Aspire."

Say hello to my latest companion :)






Check contents if seal is broken.


What's inside?





Acer's Aspire!












I just got it yesterday (Thursday), and it works pretty well :)
About time anyway to update my system. My desktop was getting outdated.










Enter Aspire, my latest companion that will accompany me as i embark on my journey to Australia to further my studies. Sigh :(


O well, at least i can now play all the latest games and finally reunited w/ access to blueserver!


Oh, and connection still sucks.


Tmr gtg get my medical check up for my visa. Till then, take care and God bless everybody! :)




- jW's.

"Roomie Needed."

Hi all.

I'm officially announcing that i will be heading to the University of Melbourne to further my studies this February. Frankly, i'm excited but sad/depressed/heartbroken that i'm going to leave alot behind when i leave :(

Nevertheless, life goes on and this' my career i'm talking about!

Now i just need a roomie :S


*UPDATED! Due to misunderstandings.

I already have booked an apartment at La Trobe House which is located in Melbourne city. For those who are familiar w/ the city (which i am clearly not), the apartment is just opposite Melbourne Central, whatever that is. Grocery shops and markets are conveniently nearby the apartment as in you just walk down from your rooms and voila the convenience stores are just next door.

The unit is on the 3rd floor of the building. It is a 2 bedroom unit so therefore i just need a roommate to share the cost. It is fully furnished with sofas, dining table, kitchen utilities, mattresses, but not too sure about air conditioners.

The rental is a flat rate of AUD780-800 a month PER PERSON. This includes electricity and water bills. For internet access, i'm not too sure about it. Must cari maklumat dari apartment administration.


Anyone interested? You can reach me by sending an email to tsen_cai@hotmail.com or just leave a message in the comment/chatterbox :)




- take care and God bless.


- tsencai.

"2007."

Today begins 2007.

Blessed New Year, everyone :)


Will update this post soon after.




UPDATE - 7/1/2007, 3:47AM

Happy New Year, everyone :)

How are the holidays coming for everyone? Good? Too short? Too long? Well, its been 3 months my brain has been idle. So i don't know how i'll be catch up when studies commence. Oh, and FYI, i've made my final decision, and i'm accepting my offer to Melbourne Uni.

This means i'm leaving for Aussie on the 19th February :( Thats just a month plus away. It'll come very soon :(

Anyway, recap on what happened last (week) Sunday:

New Year's eve was spent at KL.

Photo by Yan.

Day started off w/ me waking up in the noon, cleaned the house, and then next thing i knew i was on my way to Bee's place and i had to pick up Yan, one of Bee's high school friends from Sierramas.

Surprisingly, the path to KL wasn't very congested. It was slow moving though, but not as bad as i expected it to be.

Photo by Yan.

Bee and I.

We parked in Regent Hotel where parking was still...alot. We headed to Starhill to meet up more of Bee's high school friends. It was suppose to be a non-batang party but i was plan-less for New Year's eve so Bee was nice enough to allow me to tag along :)

I forgot where we took this picture.

After jalan-ing around for awhile, Kwee met up with us making it 4 non-batangs and 2 batangs. Yay. Awkward-ness reduced.

Kwee.

Kwee joined us for dinner at a restaurant which name i've forgotten but i believe it was Crystal Jade or something close to that.

After dinner we jalan-ed around as well the ladies were cam-whoring as usual. I have their cam-whoring pictures but didn't bother uploading them. Haha :P Maybe check out Bee's blog on her next update :) See, i'm promoting your blog :P

We walked.

Camwhored.

Posed.

Posed more. Photo by Bee btw.

Took photos of others. Look at Kwee!

Took more photos.

KL wasn't really as crowded we thought it would be. Most probably the crowd is all focused at the Curve.

I saw this tube thingy in the middle of nowhere and it caught myeye. I think Bee thinks i'm easily amused :S

Anyway soon we headed to the Regent Hotel to meet up w/ one of Bee's friend, Kim, who's staying in a residential suite w/ her family for the night to celebrate New Year's eve.


Photo by Yan.

The suite was darn posh and cozy i wanna stay in a residenial suite too :( I was abit sesat since i don't know most of the people there. Kim's father seems friendly though. And also generous :P


I forgot who said this : "I want to play mahjongg. Got bring mahjongg set ah?"
Kim's Dad : "Oh we didn't bring any mahjongg set. But if you want i can go buy one."

Me: o_O


The ladies.


The ladies. And Yan bullied by MunFoong. Notice the Pictionary game stuffs.


While waiting for the 12am mark we drank (i didn't cause jW won't let me) and played Pictionary to kill time.

And then the 12am mark...


Fireworks! Photo by yan.


Fireworks! Beautiful ones too. We saw the fireworks from the suite's balcony which was rather awesome. We were at the 15th floor so yea, it was amazing overlooking the fireworks from where we stand.




KL 2007. Photo by Yan.



Afterworks.

Yan takes nice photos, no? :) Anyway after the fireworks, we chilled for awhile more in the place, and then headed back home. It was more packed this time on the way home. Congested, but not really that crazy-jammed like last year. Actually, there wasn't any countdown in KL as in the "10, 9, 8 ...3, 2, 1, Happy..!" kind thing. O' well.

Everyone needs a poser picture after a post :)



Oh btw, i have been trying to update this post since the day after New Year's Eve but stupid connection makes everything homo. Gonna watch SAW II on dvd now. Heard it was good stuff.


Chows!






- Happy New Year, and God bless, everyone.

- tsencai.