I've actually produced satisfactory academic results. I haven't been proving myself to my parents for the past 4 years..and finally, my semester 1 results. My hard work has finally paid off.
My results ain't that excellent but i'm clearly satisfied with it. I'm happy :) Praise the Lord. I wanna thank my coursemates and buddies to go on and helping me throughout the first semester. I really appreciate your help guys. God bless you all :)
Statement of Results
It might not seem that great, but i'm happy with what i've got :)
Just in case you can't see what the above pic shows, its results. I got:
- Microeconomics Principle - C
- Business Statistics - HD
- Business Law - C
- Management and Organisation Behaviour - D
It doesn't seem that great, but i'm happy with it. For once i actually produced RESULTS! Thank God!
Anyways, something to laugh about. If not, at least smile about :)
World's Smartest Man
In a small airplane there were four people: the pilot, the Pope, Bill Gates and a hitchhiker. They were flying over mountains when suddenly the pilot burst through the doors to the passenger compartment and announced that there was a fuel leakage and the plane would crash in 5 minutes.
"There are only three parachutes I'm afraid," he said, as he hurriedly grabbed one for himself and jumped out. That left the three passengers and two parachutes. Bill Gates said, "I'm very important, and I'm the world's smartest man and I deserve to live." And with that he grabbed a pack and leaped out. "Young man," said the Pope to the hitchhiker, "I am old, I have lived my life and it was a very good one. You're still young, please take the last parachute and save yourself. My life is in the hands of God."
"It's okay," said the hitchhiker. "Don't worry, we have a parachute each." "How can that be?" asked the Pope. "Well, the world's smartest man just jumped out with my backpack!"
Who's Guilty
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someoneandwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around,scanned the class looking for the guilty face.
Finding none, she quickly erased it,and began her class. The next day shewent into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again n the black board.Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found thesame word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word. Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words,
"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"
- take care and God bless, everyone.
- tsencai.
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