"Life sucks..so i need to LAUGH..HAHAHA"

"Life sucks..so i need to LAUGH..HAHAHA"


Greetings,

Alright that was pretty lame and random for a post title but what the heck, i need it :). Things aren't going very well for me nowadays.

Back to life. My classes resume back on next next Monday. My sem 1 finals results should be out on this coming Monday, so..wish me all the best. I'll make every prayer count :)

Time passes by quickly huh. By next week most of my friends will be back to classes and that also means back to Aussie. Sigh...so fast..

And so..

about the LAUGHING part! HAHAHA





Bra

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.".

"What type of bra?", asked the clerk.

"Type?", inquired the man "There is more than one type?".

"Look Around.", said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras.", replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked, "Only three? What are they?".

The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?".

Still confused the man asked "What is the difference between them?".

The lady responded "It is quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."





Language

This joke is no offence......

One day, an "Ang Moh" from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the customs,he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").

The Ang Moh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet? So he said "no" but the lady insisted. But lady still keep asking for forty cents in Cantonese. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. The lady said "No! No!", "Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked,"Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English. The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and had sex with her. The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" he said "OK! I'll suck it for you" and he took her both breasts and suck them. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD.... in Malay). The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit,"the Ang Moh replied. Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied,"Not too long, just 6 inches only.



That's all folks. Keep on checking back here for more :)



- take care and God bless, everyone.

- tsencai.