See the title above? that's what i exactly wanna talk about. F**King morons that happen to exist in this world. MALAYSIA to be exact. Malaysia is one place that happens to be FULL OF THEM.
Why am i so uptight about this issue?
Just reading today's newspapers really got me annoyed and mad at these stupid ppl w/ stupid attitude.
Record number of deaths during current Ops Sikap
Drive home safely: In the first five days of Ops Sikap IX which started last Thursday, 80 lives were lost in a total of 4,967 road accidents – the highest number of fatalities and mishaps since Ops Sikap was launched in 2001 for the balik kampung crowd.
Hmm?? More deaths?? More wasted lives?? Just because of a bunch of unwanted accidental car collisions?
Morons. F**king morons.
In just 5 days, 80 lives were claimed....in nearly FIVE F**KING THOUSAND ACCIDENTS?? WHAT THE FARK!?!?!? WATAFAK!?!?! holy geeze...really...morons. why?
All these accidents could be easily avoided. None of these would've happened. But it just has to happened. Why? Do YOU readers know whY?
Come...today is your lucky day..
I'll tell you why....
Attitude. It's all about the attitude, people.
It's like they have this mind-set thing like I'm-a-better-driver-than-you or my-car-is-nicer-than-yours.
Do you know that, btw...Malaysian drivers happens to be the WORST drivers in the world.
Not because of driving skills. If you're looking for bad, bad REALLY bad driving skills, head over to Paris. -Thnx Kirsty for telling me that hahaha :)
But just because of attitude. F**king moronic attitude. Malaysian drivers. Morons...most of em.
I don't get it.
Do they really want to balik kampung that FAST??
Do they really want to balik kampung so BADLY??
AT THE COST OF THEIR FUCKING LIVES?
THESE...ARE FUCKING MORONS.
ALL THESE CAN BE AVOIDED.
ALL THESE DOES NOT NEED TO HAPPEN.
BUT NO.
US MALAYSIANS JUST LOVE TO FUCKING SPEED AND PUSH OUR FUCKING PROTONS/PERODUAS TO THE FUCKING EDGE.
US MALAYSIANS THINK WE'RE BETTER THAN EACH OTHER.
US MALAYSIANS THINK WE ARE BETTER DRIVERS THAN EACH OTHER.
US MALAYSIANS THINK WE HAVE BETTER CARS THAN EACH OTHER.
AT WHAT COST??
OUR LIVES!!?!?
M O R O N S
ALL FUCKING MORONS
Y'know what actually....
i think this is one of God's way of counter-acting overpopulation...
GOOD.
GOD HAS FINALLY ANSWERED MY PRAYERS.
GOD HAS GOTTEN RID OF CERTAIN F*CKING MORONS THAT HAPPEN TO BE ON THE ROADS.
GOOD.
EXCELLENT.
LESS F**KING MORONS ON THE ROAD.
YEAH MAN...
NOW HOW BOUT GOD MAKING THOSE OTHER PPL INVOLVED IN THE OTHER 4920 ACCIDENTS DEAD.
FINALLY. DEATH HAS COME TO CLAIM THE MORONS.
THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.
EARTH WILL BE CLEANSED OF F**KING MORONS.
I wish to believe that Death itself will come to claim more of these morons. These morons are an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency. F**king morons. Go to hell and have gay sex with Saddam.
Paradoxical, in the near future, US teens and youngsters will also turn into these F**KING MORONS.
WHY!??!?!
COZ US FUCKING MALAYSIANs LURVE MODIFYING OUR FUCKING CARS.
MODIFYING FUCKING PROTONS AND PERODUAS.
US FUCKING MALAYSIANS LOVE TO SEE SPOILERS ON THE BACK OF WIRAS AND SAGAS.
US FUCKING MALAYSIANS LOVE TO SEE KENARIS TRANSFORMED INTO AN OPTIMUS PRIME LOOK-ALIKE.
US MALAYSIANS LURVE SOUPING UP TAU-FOO SATRIAS TO BE MITSUBISHI EVO STANDARDS.
Y'KNOW WHAT..
DOING ALL THESE...........
IS JUST PLAIN FUCKING MORONIC.
YOU WANNA MODIFY A SATRIA THAT GOES AS FAST AS A 250HORSEPOWERED EVO??
WITH A BRAKING SYSTEM PRODUCT OF PROTON?
ARE U A FUCKNIG MORON?
YES YOU ARE, YOU FUCKING MORON.
YOU SEE,
LET'S SAY.......
YOUR CAR REACHES 240KPH
YOU SEE THIS CAR IN FRONT OF YOU, COMING IN CLOSE AT THE REAR...
YOU BRAKE...
BUT WAIT...
IM GOING AT 240KPH...
WITH A BRAKING SYSTEM OF A PRODUCT MADE OF PROTON/PERODUA???
YOU ARE SO FUCKED....
IF THAT CAR HAPPENS TO MEET IMPACT...
I WNANA SEE UR FUCKING REMAINS......
WHEN THE ENTIRE FUCKING STEERING WHEEL IMPALES YOUR CHEST WITH EXTREME PRECISION..
SEPARATING YOUR HEART FROM YOUR STINKING, DISGUSTING PIECE OF CANCEROUS MASS YOU CALLED A BODY...
DISMEMBERING YOU INTO COUNTLESS PIECES OF FRESH MINCES...
OH SO SWEET....
ANOTHER DEAD FUCKING MORON...
NOW IF ONLY DEATH CLAIMS ANOTHER ONE...
AND ANOTHER...
AND ANOTHER..
UNTIL ALL THE FUCKING MORONS IN THE WORLD, WILL COME TO SOME FUCKING SENSE...
THAT SPEEDING OR SOUPING UP PROTON/PERODUAS IS A MORONIC DECISION...
OH WAIT...
THEY SAY...
I UPGRADE MY BRAKING SYSTEMS!!
OH YES I HAVE JAPANSES BRAKING SYSTEMS...
YOU MORON...
GERMAN BRAKING SYSTEMS WON'T EVEN SAVE YOU FROM THE CLUTCHES OF DEATH ITSELF.
YOU PITY THIN FLIMSY WUSSY PUSSY BODYKIT OF YOUR PROTON/PERODUA WON'T KEEP YOU SAFE.
YOU SEE. I JUST FOUND OUT.
ME AND MY FUCKING SINGLE FIST CAN PUT A FUCKING DENT ON A FUCKING PROTON/PERODUA.
SO WHAT'S THAT TO A CAR COMING IN ON A STATIONERY OBJECT AT 100+KPH???
FUCKING MORON.
YOU ARE SCREWED AGAIN.
DIE.
BURN TOGETHER WITH YOUR PIECE OF SHIT YOU CALLED "YOUR HOBBY".
GOD NEEDS TO CLEANSE THESE LANDS OF FUCKING YOUNG MORONS BEFORE THEY TURN INTO FULLY MORONIC ADULTS.
NO NO NO. CAN'T ALLOW THAT CAN WE?
NO WAIT...
GOOD.
LET THEM MODIFY THEIR CHEAP SHITZ..
IT JUST LEADS THEM TO THEIR DEMISE...
YES...
EXCELENT.
PERFECT.
DIE FASTER....
Ok..enough of the caps.
I mean honestly,
do you feel safe going at 100+kph on a PROTON/PERODUA product?
I don't.
Me going at 100kph on a Kelisa is just NUTS.
The doors are so freaking thin i can even make a dent on it.
No, not only me.
We all can.
It's so EASSY!
Just a punch, and whoops..huge dent..gegegege...
Stupid car.
Even worse, many people out there don't realise the danger..
they just keep on upgrading its performance.........
SPEED - check
BRAKES - check
SAFETY - um..fuck...
You see! THE MORE YOU INCREASE THE PERFORMANCE, THE MORE DANGEROUS IT BECOMES. A SATRIA'S BODYKIT IS NOT A SAFE THING TO DRIVE IN AT 200kph+.
Anything that comes in collision at 50kph from the driver's door seat will definitely send out a msg to Death to claim him/her.
It's just so easy to die in a Proton/Perodua product.
All these typing........
the posts...........
all the vulgarity..
do you see it??
DRIVE SAFELY YOU MORONS..
AND ALSO PLS DO NOT MODIIFY PROTON/PERODUAS...
IT JUST FUCKING HURT MY EYES...
HAVE YOU IN ANY TASTE??
ASSHOLES.
IF YOU WERE TO MODIFY A CAR PLS GET URSELF A MITSUBISHI OR A MAZDA AT LEAST
WHAT??
NO CASH??
WELL SAVE YOUR MONEY YOU MORON
IF NOT,
INSTEAD OF SPENDING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON UGLY SHITTY MODIFICATIONS,
I SUGGEST YOU GO BUY URSELF A SPECIAL NEEDS TRICYCLE WITH A FOURT WHEEL ATTACHED FOR EXTRA-ENSURED RETARD STABILITY AND PEDAL YOUR FUCKING MORONIC SELF DOWN THE ROAD.
AND STOP TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF.
MORONS CAN STILL BE SAVED.
DRIVE SAFELY.
BE COURTEOUS.
US "P" LICENSE DRIVERS ARE UNSKILLED AND LOUSY DRIVERS.
PLS ACCEPT THAT FACT.
WE ARE NOT SKILLFULL DRIVERS.
THE "P" STICKER ON YOUR UGLY PROTON/PERODUA SAYS SO.
AGAIN.
DRIVE SAFELY.
DON'T KILL YOURSELF.
IF YOU WANT TO, HOW BOUT DOWNING YOURSELF 20 PANADOL PILLS AND SEE WHITE SHIT COME OUT OF YOUR THROAT.
AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE YOUR UGLY CORPSE INTACT FOR MAGGGOTS TO LIVE IN.
FUCKING MORONS.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
PPL WHO LOVE FAST CARS
PPL WHO LOVE SPEEDING
MORONS.
THAT'S WHY YOUR PARENTS NVR BUY YOU A CAR.
WHAT? YOUR PARENTS ALLOW YOU TO BUY ONE AND MODIFY IT?
WHAT? IT'S A PROTON/PERODUA?
HAHAHA!!! MORON! YOUR PARENTS JUST WANTS YOU DEAD.
THEY NEED THE CASH FROM THE INSURANCE THEY RECEIVE WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.
OH MY......LIFE CAN BE OH SO CRUEL
STUPID.
Think carefully.......
cheers.
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